Robert, come on, Irene was in high school. Give the girl a break. She sucked at giving head because she probably had no idea what she was doing. I’m sure that back then you had no idea what to do when you went down to pussy town. And you probably still don’t.
By the way, it’s been very quiet around here the last few days. Has everyone packed up and moved to higher ground?
Ahh, you caught it, Soup. Nothing gets past you, does it?
Yes, it’s really me, hpcan. I’m a little disheartened that you can’t tell. I can’t comment these days without someone thinking that I’m the fake. Either the fake is doing a good job, or I’m doing a bad one. But anyhow, I do hope that it doesn’t get too nasty over there for you guys.
i’ve been in hospital for a while to treat my syphilitic gangrene. upon discharge, i felt strangely disconnected from the gay community and indeed society as a whole. imagine my immense comfort, then, to discover that the deposed aristocracy of lamebook still occasionally convene in threads such as this to reassure each other that, yes, their mediocre jokes are in fact of great comedic merit. thank you for living in the past, guys.