Monday, August 2, 2010

Get the Picture (NSFW)

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  1. Oh god my eyes. Nothing like overweight people…
    Also ben

  2. Where, Jenn? I mean, really, where?

  3. I mean, I’m seeing lots of wide open space, but I can’t see the tattoo. This is harder than Where’s Wally?

  4. what!?!? they stole my line! come on guys, back me up! i’ve been around on here for ages, ONE of you must’ve heard me say ‘my :-(

    **************************************************************************

    my <3 is taken by a trucker

  5. But I have absolutely no problem with the last one. Good work, people. They both look like very satisfied customers.

  6. That tattoo artist could recreate the entire ceiling of the Sistine Chapel on a canvas that size.

  7. i don’t know what happened with the formatting above, but just felt the need to say guys that ‘my <3 is taken by a trucker.' is my line! plz one of you guys back me up and tell lamebook that they stole my funny! it's my catchphrase!

    -

    p.s. my <3 is taken by a trucker

  8. master & slave forever.

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  9. (that was to all ma fans! woooo! love u guys!!!!)

  10. Which one is the trucker?

  11. Oh right, he hasn’t done it yet! I thought the dude was her uninterested boyfriend. My mistake.

  12. Did Jenn get a tattoo of rolls on her back? Because that’s all I see. Also, is she planning to stand for the tattoo?

  13. Dang, in the last one, look at all the people crowded around. I want to see a picture of them when they wake up and realize where they are! And what’s wrong with the chick’s face? She looks like a dried apple.

  14. Tattoo a couple of nips on that back fat and she instantly has a set of front and rear tits.

    Just sayin’…

  15. Maybe they’re not satisfied like I first thought, Grahamdunk. Maybe they’re dead.

  16. I’d like to back you up, alord, but I’ve never heard you say that.

    Have you been saying it in Russian?

  17. I really wish I wasn’t so awake for this one. This should have been an early morning-not enough coffee to process-post. Bah.

  18. lol ‘dried apple’

  19. lol ‘couple of nips’

  20. I’m going to change my name on Facebook to “Beautiful-Soul Enslaved”.

  21. @word .. there is a ‘Flight of the Conchords” run here.

    Curious what you think of it?

    I kinda like it.. just sayin’

  22. @20, that one wasn’t one of mine – go ahead! (my <3 is taken by a trucker.)

  23. mass, honey, I’ve never watched it so I can’t comment. You let me know later what you think, and if you say it’s good, I’ll take your word. Your word is always right on. Gotta go xx

  24. oh, the elastic pants are totally sexy. yummo.

  25. alordslums i glad you have proven yourself to be a fuckin retard with your comments on this haha. omg how much attention do you want, what the fuck is wrong with you hahaha im so glad youve finally shown your true colours you fuckin dildo

  26. What on Earth?!?!

  27. lol’what the fuck is wrong with you’

  28. You should have warned my to grab the eye bleach!

  29. Nothing wrong with being that size. I’m sure Jenn’s a very nice girl.

  30. nothing wrong with being that size, unless you’re inconsiderate enough to leave the house and waste the various amounts of money people have spent on their various breakfasts/lunches.

  31. Youtube video to go with the Prophylactics
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uknDkAw-tU

  32. Potential caption competition entry for #3: ‘The map says the tat’s somewhere nearby’

  33. i Love how the guy is rolled over even in the car :)

  34. lol @14… That’s what I was gonna suggest… and a belly button. She would have no problem getting laid, at any time, on any side… uhm… scratch that.

  35. @Douchetastic

    Nah, she’s going to lay down like a beached whale to get it done or straddle that poor chair beside her. Standing like that is just so the artist can put the stencil of that very fashionable (as we all know how fashionable she is, what with those elastic-waist jeans) butterfly tramp stamp. Better yet, a tribal butterfly tamp stamp. Mmm.

    But in all honesty, I’m really curious as to what something like that would get. My heart goes out to the dude.

  36. She should get a full body tattoo done in white ink and then whore herself off as the Michelin man. Think of the royalties she could get!

  37. Douchtastic, she’s planning to stand because it’s not like she can feel the needle through the extra person she’s carrying around.

  38. I think the tattoo artist is about to put the outline on her back that’s what’s in his hands, just sayin. The more important question is where did her neck go? :(

  39. For the record, in hopes of redeeming me from my replicated hypothesis, I was typing my well-thought-out reply before I saw HelveticaNude’s response…

    On that note, I bet it is a tribal butterfly tramp stamp.

  40. Singing condoms! I want one!

    Jenn…um NO!
    Also, where the hell is your neck?

  41. Nude, I’m digging the Michelin man, but you deserve a finders fee for the idea.

  42. @Stam,

    I think your observation of the nonexistent neck was more enlightening. Maybe she’s part puffer fish and plumped herself up in a fit of nerves? I feel bad for mocking that beautiful fish, now.

  43. @ee,

    One can only hope. Maybe I’ll email them later and see if they’d be willing to take up the offer. It’s not like she wouldn’t want to make money off of it. She needs to support that hamburger-cake-and-pregnancy addiction.

  44. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I think that girl is trying to say that the guy she loves usually visits truck stop bathrooms and gets taken by a trucker.

  45. If you look closely at the bottom one, you can see the reflection of an entire little crowd. I find that way creepier than the fact that these people decided to take a post-coital nap in the (non-tinted) car.

  46. That last picture reminds me of the time where I drove through a McDonalds drive-through naked after a quickie in the back seat. Good times.

  47. Those backits on Jen are soooo hot.

    I seen that also Hazl.

    This is why you FLUSH your condoms people! See what happens when you leave them laying around?

  48. Oh my god, half of a larger girl’s back… hilarious! /sarcasm

    This site started off funny, but it’s just getting lamer and lamer (or at least, more and more immature). That condom picture is terrifying, though.

  49. Okay, we get it, she’s overweight. No need to be mean to her.

  50. The queen has spoken!

    Thou shall not practice bigotry!

  51. I’m guessing the tat will be “Beep Beep Beep”.

  52. Were you being sarcastic? I’m not trying to start anything or draw attention to myself, I’m just saying some on the stuff that people said wasn’t nice.

  53. how is there nothing wrong with being that size?
    yeah,im sure shes a nice person too,but that doesnt make her not huge.

    master & slave forever..?thats just creepy.

  54. No queen, I’m just messing around. I guess that did come off a little hateful…My Bad ;)

  55. It’s a sad fact of life that people who like to get their kit off in public also have bodies that no one wants to see naked…

  56. LMFAO at the second one!!
    I’m sorry…

  57. I don’t know d, I had this girlfriend that was willing to get down anywhere. I am very picky also.

    I remember when she got fired from Hardees because we got caught on the side of the building. It was all good at first. We had people cheering us on and everything. Of course the cheering led to her demise. But she was gladly hired by Pizza Hut two days later. By one of the same bystanders that was cheering us on.

  58. @ohbabybaby, there is nothing wrong with her size because she’s not hurting anyone. Does being “huge” make her no longer a good person?

    @defectiveuser, haha that’s okay :)

  59. oh christ….. yeah she’s huge. Fat chicks need love too?

  60. Defective, you’re right, I shouldve said most. Thank god there are always exceptions to the rule :)

    @thequeen: this is the Internet, darling. If you want to enjoy your stay here, you are going to want to be a little less sensitive because youre going to see people laughing and/or mocking fat/ugly/stupid people a lot…

  61. JacksSmirkingRevenge

    OH THE HUMANITY!!

  62. JacksSmirkingRevenge

    Also, which one is Beautiful-Soul Enslaved and which is Beautiful-Soul Captivated? I’m guessing the dude is enslaved, cause there is no other way he would be with “her.”

  63. There are too many sides to obesity to really argue one way or another about it. Some people can get by just fine and have minimal health issues, others can’t do anything about it because of health problems, and then there are those who do it to themselves… Those are the type of people who I am more then willing to point and laugh at, and being on the internet, you can’t tell the difference, soooo…. I’ll just stick with the latter for now. HAH HAH!

  64. what disturbs me the most about the trucker picture is the profile names they have chosen for each other…read under the picture where the tagged names are. w.t.f…

  65. When I first saw the post I thought the trucker/beautiful-slaved soul was the best. Then I clicked to see the rest of this post. I’m speechless.

  66. I feel the need to gouge my eyes out on that last one. Don’t know what’s worse though, they’re sleeping in the car, or the crowd hovering around them with interest.

  67. I bet thequeen is only bitching cause she’s a fatty herself. Wish I would have known lamebook was throwing that down before I ate my breakfast bagel, not cool having to brush my teeth three times to get the taste of vomit off them.

  68. I love them all, but the trucker one takes the cake! Ick!!! As an aside, how does anyone ever find them on facebook with login names like THAT?!?!

  69. Paranoid Android

    Let me tell you why fat people are perceived as ‘happy’, it’s because they are fucking eating all the time. Tattoo will be a picture of a McDonalds happy meal, extra large naturally.

    Yes, I am full of hate today.

  70. Nevermind Jenn, what about Lubey, Pokey and Ribber?

  71. Sure Jenn is allowed to be fat, and she’s probably nice… maybe? But she’s clearly in denial about her weight issue, exposing herself so blatantly to the camera, and happily having it posted on Facebook. What’s more… getting a tattoo on the lower back is SOOOO tacky. I’m not nearly that big and I wouldn’t get a tatt there if someone paid me for it.

  72. Chinchillazilla

    @63. “There are too many sides to obesity to really argue one way or another about it.”

    Obesity has no sides. It’s perfectly round.

  73. I don’t see why everyone is making such a big deal of #2. The truck is obviously in love with its trucker, I find it really sweet. It even got a nice picture of the two of them and made a card. Trucks have a right to be happy too

  74. @61 JacksSmirkingRevenge – Heh, snicker.

  75. Whether she’s a nice person has nothing to do with it. Allowing yourself to become obese is stupid, just like smoking or drinking too much is stupid. Society should not be saying ‘it’s OK to be fat’, there IS something wrong with being that size – it ought to be discouraged, just like all other methods of endangering your own health. Sure, it’s your own choice, but it’s still fucking stupid.
    And that shit about not being able to help it is just bullshit. Some people are naturally skinny, some people are naturally curvy (and every body shape that is healthy ought to be equally acceptable, of course), but nobody is naturally obese. If you eat sensibly and take a bit of exercise now and again, you won’t look like Jenn.

  76. By the fuck, Beautiful-Soul Enslaved?

    I don’t know what you guys are talking about. Clearly you all or most of you are fat too. I mean really?

    On the sleepy time pic. that happened to me once. We did get our clothes back before passing out though.

  77. @silfurkex
    “it ought to be discouraged”
    Society discourages it more than it encourages it. For everyone person who says ‘it’s OK to be fat’ there are 10 people saying the opposite…and usually not so politely.

    “And that shit about not being able to help it is just bullshit. ”

    No, its actually the new science emerging around how our body stores fat. The old “Calories in, Calories out” model is proving to be innaccurate. Do some people overeat? Of course! But studies are showing that a lot of situations aren’t black and white. For example, many women have PCOS (polycystic ovarian syndrome) and have no idea. It is one of the leading causes of infertility and it has a genetic component…and it causes weight gain because it desensitizes you to insulin. When that happens the brain doesn’t give you the “full” signal at the right time and overeating occurs. This is just one of the many metabolic disorders that often go undetected.

    As a health care provider, this is really one of my pet peeves.

  78. @thequeen,it doesnt make her a bad person.i already kinda said that,im sure shes a doll.buuuut,yes shes hurting me,shes hurting anyone that has to look at her disgusting body.and i cant imagine that shes very healthy with a body like that.i agree,obesity should be discouraged,just like drugs,alcohol and anything thats bad for you is…and sure,she could have some type of medical issue or whatnot,but isnt that your job to know your body and to be able to adjust the way you eat/exercise based on your personal issues…

  79. dirtylittlepretty

    nothing wrong with all the ‘anger’ following this post…just put it to good use and go have a lovely ‘angry fuck’

    otherwise ..why bother?

  80. friend request denied.

    It is harder for some people to lose weight than others. Some people are more prone to weight gain. That doesn’t mean that they can’t help obesity. There’s a difference between carrying around an extra 15 pounds and being Jenn up there in her elastic waist band jeans. mmmmmmmmm. Come to mama.

    And fat people suck.
    And ‘Obesity has no sides, it is perfectly round’ made me lol.
    And I love the ‘My Heart Belongs to a Trucker’ pic. Because it is funny, and because they have the common sense to reference their inner beauty, since they’re obviously lacking in other areas. I bet your soul is great!

  81. Oh dear Jesus…

  82. @ALORDSLUMS

    no one gives a sh*t.

  83. @ted

    you do.

    :-)

  84. LOL. Fat people are always funny.

  85. lol @lexi yeah fat people are really funny

  86. I’m not participating in the weight argument because I always lose. I just don’t see how being obese constitutes as “lame.”

  87. I agree with thequeen.
    Fat, thin, black, white, gay, straight…we’re all human. If a fat person wants a tattoo and wants to participate in the cultural phenomenon of documenting the process on Facebook (just like every other idiot who uses the site), that’s her business and she doesn’t deserve to be torn apart.

    I literally just joined this site so I could post a comment here. All I can see are many people who have no idea how to treat others. Closed-minded people who are quite obviously uneducated and ignorant.

    I lose hope for humanity every time I read these comment sections.

  88. ignorant to what & uneducated about what? a disgusting body is a disgusting body,human or not….and im not saying sweetheart up there has to be a size 0,but jesus,have some love & respect for yourself and your own body..

  89. I’m not ignorant or uneducated.
    o.O

    I just treat hugely obese people as they treat their body.
    Like it’s a joke.
    I’m not talking about curvy women who are naturally that size. I am one.
    I’m talking about 400 pound behemoths who demand that everything be made bigger for their asses.
    Jenn’s body is not natural. It’s disgusting. and I’m allowed to laugh my ass off at her struggling heart if I want to.

    Being fat is not the same as being homosexual or black.
    THAT’S an ignorant comment.

  90. @Lexi You are ignorant and uneducated if you make fun of someone obese when you have no idea how they got that way. Are you aware of thyroid diseases and many other medical illnesses that cause obesity? Did you know that most of those people would be willing to trade an arm or a leg for the chance to be a normal weight. You make an assumption based on what your eyes see before you. Reminder: When you assume you make an ass of u!

    Oh and this goes to ohbabybaby as well. People like you make me sick. People who are fat, even if they want to be that way, is none of your damn business. How would you feel if everyone assumed you were a crack whore just because you’re thin?

  91. then i would want them to tell me so maybe i could gain a few a not look like a crack whore.

  92. If I had a buck for every time I’ve heard the “I have glandular/thyroid/health problems, so that’s why I’m fat” line…

  93. … I’d have a buck.

    Yeah right.

  94. LMFAO@you getting all pissed off about this.
    I’m going to continue to laugh at fat people and you’re apparently going to continue to get pissed off about it so let’s just end this argument right here.

    Ha ha Jenn is fucking gross.
    I’m sure that upsets you and your high horse but seeing as this the internet, you can’t punch me in the face so neener neener neener at you.

    This is Lamebook. If you wanted sympathy, compassion and sophisticated comments, go read the Science Journals.

  95. I’m not participating in the weight argument. I’m not participating in the weight argument. I’m not participating in the weight argument…

    But seriously, I don’t see how that picture is lame. Is it because she’s getting a lower back tattoo? Because lot’s of people get those, and a lot of people take pictures of the process and put it on facebook. Why aren’t they all on here?

  96. meg, go away! you’re supposed to only comment on the religious posts! leave the fat posts to me!

  97. Do you think Master and Slave have a sign over their bed that says “Caution: Wide Load”?

  98. jenn’s not getting a tattoo. she’s getting a fucking mural

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