I was walking along the sidewalk and someone sneezed. I couldn’t get the words “God bless you” out of my mouth before I noticed how well shaped his backside was. I had never had these feelings before, but now it’s all I could think about.
Within 5 minutes, we were behind a dumpster, going at it like homosexual hyenas.
It’s been 3 years since that day and I haven’t looked back (except when I’m on bottom… so that I can see his face.)
Turns out he also gave me blue eyes and a higher chance for alcoholism, all with that single sneeze!
Yes, Lyes is a boy. That’s why he said “Like a mofucka gna sneeze on me n I b like wooaahh!!! I love tha dick”
I don’t know how that could be clearer, haha. I guess he doesn’t think he could ever like penises, even if the gayest man in the world sneezed on him. However, if he saw mine, he’d be in love (it’s shaped like a carebear).
I don’t understand why you would be pissed at this guy. He is being facetious. “As if” = sarcasm indicator. Unless Lyes is communicating with his Indian friend Asif, in which case I totally miscomprehended this, and Lyes is not a friend of the gays after all.
I didn’t see a question mark anywhere, so maybe wasn’t sarcasm. He was telling his friend ‘Asif’ that there is a Gay gene, and how he’s going to catch it, someone will sneeze on him (hopefully) and he’ll likes the penis.
if you are referring to something along these lines:
(Retrovirus genomes commonly contain these three open reading frames that encode for proteins that can be found in the mature virus:
* group-specific antigen (gag) codes for core and structural proteins of the virus;
* polymerase (pol) codes for reverse transcriptase, protease and integrase; and,
* envelope (env) codes for the retroviral coat proteins.)
then please note: it is the virus that is contagious, not the genes.
Please note: (All living things depend on genes. Genes hold the information to build and maintain their cells…)
– a virus is an organism, so yeah, it has genes. However, what is contagious is the virus and what the virus does, NOT what the genes do. If the genes were contagious, you’d turn into the virus (kinda like how you’d turn into a carrot if you ate one.)
[yes, this came from wikipedia - i chose this source vs hunting through a biology textbook and attempting to paraphrase chapters on genes and viruses)
Retroviruses will alter your genes. Meaning the genes can jump from one organism to another using retroviruses. Look up the terms in your second asterisk point to understand more. If you want to quibble over the fact that carrier is contagious, not the package it delivers, then congratulations, you clearly have a much bigger cock than me. The fact is your genes will be changed by retroviruses. And no, I’m not just referring to the fact that virus has it’s own genes, I’m referring to what the retrovirus actually does.
Unless you want to pay me tutoring fees, here endeth the lesson.
…that was dumb on so many levels…first of all…as many of you more intelligent people know…genes dont frickin pass that way! gawd that made me die a little inside! bacteria passes that way for sure, but genes arent the same! BEING GAY ISNT SPREAD LIKE A FUCKIN COLD YOU CLOSED MINDED SON OF A BITCH! and yes you are born being gay, or other species wouldnt be gay. that point aside, this guy is too dumb to function and i am a tad surprised he figured out how to make a facebook, let alone post a status
@#56, That just goes to show you dont know anything about genetics or homosexuality. Many genetic diseases exist that kill people before they can have children, yet they still persist. Many gays also reproduce, through IVF or surrogacy as well. The thought is that homosexuality evolved in humans as a recessive trait that is carried in families, therefore, many people carry the trait, but not all express the phenotype(homosexuality). It is believed that this evolved because it was beneficial to the society as it produced caregivers who would not be interested in producing any more offspring, that way they could care for the children if the mother were to die in childbirth. If you look at it this way, the idea of a gay gene makes perfect sense. The person who posted this grammatically atrocious facebook post is an idiot because he doesnt know what a gene is. I have a gene for blue eyes, but that doesn’t mean I can spread blue eyes to other people.