Monday, July 12, 2010

Gender Rolled

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  1. Mary FTW :)

  2. glitterandtrauma

    Alex is out to try and get laid but poor dear just cockblocks himself.

  3. i’m enjoying mary’s critique of boor reason (ergo you only buy a whole pig if you want a fuck-off gigantic sausage).

  4. I love boobs too.

  5. Mary, I just bought a BFF necklace…take one half?

  6. 1. who needs the pig or the sausage when toys come with such lifelike ‘skin’ nowadays?

    2. blah

    3. i thought alex was a complete tossbag until i got to the boobs part, the guy sounded like he rammed a cosmo magazine up his arse and was in the process of regurgitating out his mouth… men, celebrate your love of women, beer and sex – if i wanna hang out with a bunch of sookie lah-lahs i’ll visit my girlfriends….

  7. Sounds like Alex has gotten desperate and is now trying to play the “I’m a nice guy” angle. Best of luck with that, Alex. By the way, you sound like a gigantic douche.

  8. glitterandtrauma

    @djenna you still need the sausage for the element of surprise, If only most men knew how to utilate that.

  9. @GandT – hmm…maybe theres a market for inflatable dildos and vibrators, i can see the ad now:

    “adjust size to fit, or choose a random time to stop inflating for that just like IRL ‘surprise’!” :)

  10. I thought Devan was a guy and Alex was just being an ass…now I’m just confused, but I’m pretty sure Alex is still an ass.

  11. pretty sure Mary pulled that “80% of women are against marriage” statistic out of her ass.

  12. glitterandtrauma

    Yeah that could work but it would have to have to have a ‘tease’ setting and a random shuffle like change in technique.

  13. Quite the subtle Tim Minchin reference. Very nice, Alex.

  14. glad to see how tim minchin goes over most peoples heads!

  15. Utilate? Utilise, surely

  16. Automatic_Turban

    Girls are better than boys…especially when it comes to cooking, cleaning, washing, etc…..

  17. dontlikemonkeys

    Can I just point out Alex is using the song ‘Confessions’ by Tim Minchin. He’s being an ass, but not in a sexist way. More like a ‘passing off someone elses joke as their own on facebook and ruining the joke completely’ kinf of way.

  18. Alex, I’m not interested in your nobility – I’m here to be objectified.

  19. glitterandtrauma

    Is Tim Minchin the guy with the ginger dreads?

  20. And Alex, just to be very clear on that point, I’ll send you a picture of my boobs for your objectification.

  21. Krazy Eyez Killa

    Mmmmmm, women. Mmmmm sausage.

    Renee, that song sucks.

  22. mmmmmmmm, word…

  23. CommentsAtLarge

    @wordyperv

    So, does that mean those of us who’ve been objectifying you already should expect mail as well? ;)

  24. alex is the KING! =P

  25. How do you guys get to these posts so fast?! I just got the update on my wall, I have a hard enough time finding the posts I previously did. So, LB savvy.

  26. Well TealeaMD I am a big fan of sitting here all day long hitting the refresh button until a new post shows up just for that small chance that I may get to yell FIRST at the top of my cyber lungs :)

  27. What a coincidence, Word. I’m here to objectify you.

  28. sookie lah lahs?

  29. @ 15 ‘utilize’

  30. Comments, if you want it, anytime, I can give it…

    Hmmm, I just had a Badfinger moment.

    Really I just want Alex to cut the bullshit and keep it real.

  31. @ FuckMustard…First off, doesn’t that burn? Second, what do you mean? Just on a previous update or on the main LB page? I miss a lot of updates and therefore daily chuckles. I tend to get more amusement from all of the rantings.

    BTW I just love Dan…he portrays spirituality yet ‘dickheadedness’ all at the same time. It is great!

  32. Mary needs to brush up on her phraseology. The phrase has always begun “Why buy the cow…” It’s only “Why marry the cow…” in Alabama, Arkansas, and other southern states.

  33. glitterandtrauma

    Speaking of Dan has anyone heard anything of him since lamebook sorted out the problem?

  34. CommentsAtLarge

    @wordyperv

    I now share in your Badfinger moment — “If you want it, anytime I can give it But you better hurry cause it may not last”

    I applaud keeping it real and calling out Alex, just call me oppotunistic :)

  35. @28… maybe sookie lah lah is an aussie term? not sure how it will translate, but basically, someone who is a bit of a victim, a bit whiny, and lacking in balls…

  36. F**k boobs are GREAT!

  37. I love Badfinger.

  38. TealeaMD- I was kidding about sitting here all day but when I am on I just leave the current post up and refresh it once in a while depending on if people are being funny or not.

    Yes now I sound like a lifeless loser, oh well the truth must always come out eventually lol

  39. Also boobs are highly overrated.

  40. @fuckmustard, agree with the overrated bit , theres a reason the saying More tha ha handful’s a waste, although some would also say if you think that, you’re not using both your hands…

  41. #29 Utilise, I’m english

  42. Flamboyant stereotype

    Ass is better than boobs. And let’s face it, boobs are basically an ass women wear on their chest.

  43. Well if you follow that logic, ass=boobs so neither can really be better since they are the same thing in your mind.

  44. Are we having the boobs vs asses debate? Boring. They’re both fantastic. End of debate.

  45. Well I am going to have to disagree with you word, boobs not so fantastic on men, hehe.

  46. MsBuzzkillington

    What kind of song is Renee listening to?

    Way to ruin the song for her? “Big bloody mess inside” ruined it for me. How can you not think of a period when you hear that?

  47. 90% of statistics are made up on the spot.

  48. My observation of periods, is that the bloody big mess is outside.

  49. @djenna8girl: I actually googled sookie lah lah. Whatever the meaning, it is a great sounding phrase. Like a Desmond Dekker song.

  50. @word: well it has to come from somewhere.

  51. CommentsAtLarge

    @FuckMustard

    Henceforth, for argument’s sake, those will be referred to as “moobs”.

  52. Alright so then we all agree boobs and ass good, moobs bad.

  53. Though I still say boobs are overrated.

  54. Comments, I like man cans.

  55. Comments, well I don’t like them, I like the term. You get my drift.

    Catch you later.

  56. i can hang a cd from each of my preternaturally large nipples.

    true story.

    <3

  57. CommentsAtLarge

    @wordyperv

    I’m picking up what you were throwing down, no worries.

  58. Pretty sure people like Mary is one of the reasons I’m gay. Way to pull out fake statistics out of nowhere, Mary. Congratulations.

    Freezer, you made me laugh. Though since no one else mentioned anything, I’m wondering if I’m seeing something that isn’t there. Still, I completely missed that she said ‘marry’ and not ‘buy’.

  59. *Freezer? Where did that come from? I meant Freezy, obviously.

  60. Just came here to say what whit said (comment 11) but I see it’s been done. Very well. Carry on.

  61. I think I’m okay with Alex ripping off Tim Minchin, because he kind of made it his own. I won’t stand for people ripping off Tim Minchin badly though.

  62. I’d rather watch boobs than a movie.

  63. Boner boner boner boner boner.

    but thats just my .02

  64. I love great boobs, I love great asses, but to be honest, I’m more of a I love women kinda guy. When you can enjoy the sexiness of the Whole woman, that is when you can really love any of the above.

    Why is everybody bagging on Alex? Don’t you guys realize that he is just preparing for his sex change?

    Mary Mary Mary…Oh where do I start? The fact that you copied and pasted that because you thought it was true? Or how about that the reason that you haven’t been married yet due to the fact that you have labeled all men as pigs because “The one” cheated on you with your best friend? Or that you’re upset that your husband Alex would rather have a sex change than stay married to you?

    Whatever the reason may be, I’m sure that there is someone that feels the same way about you.

  65. Wow, I really need to remember my saftey plan…

  66. Boobs are like air, they’re only a big deal when you ain’t getting any into your lungs.

    You know what I mean.

  67. Ha. Ha. Ha. Good job stealing the gag from Tim Minchin there, Alex.

  68. what if they’re vegan?

  69. I don’t know where that person gets their stats from, I doubt 80 percent of women don’t want to get married, I know so many who are obsessed with the idea of getting married.

  70. Oh Potato Potato… It’s not a real statistic its just a joke.

  71. Paranoid Android

    Today, I am uninspired and lethargic therefore my input on this comment section will be dull and short:-

    Boobies, Knockers, titties, Bristols, Baps, Funbags; I salute you.

    Thanks

  72. Foxtrot Uniform

    GFY*

  73. Alex is spot on at the end

  74. how come no one screams “fake” on submissions such as alex’s?

  75. Alex stole that from Tim Minchin
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEGLbCNRqw

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