haha I agree Pizza hut is better than dominos.. (what’s that “ben” thing?).. but don’t eat anything other than pizza at pizza hut. I went there a few weeks ago and ordered bruschetta and the bread was so thin and overcooked.. then my dads gf ordered quesadillas and they were thin, overcooked, and one quesadilla had nothing in it. the others only had a tiny bit of crap that didn’t even taste good lol. dads gf complained and they were confused as to why, as if they did nothin wrong. they gave us free dessert and later free dinner anyway.. that was my dads bday dinner ffs.
Ben is a guy that used to post on here and every time someone would say “FIRST!” he would get suuuuper pissed. So we started saying Ben instead. That was the very short version but I don’t feel like typing out everything.
And I agree with cocacola…bruschetta and quesadillas from Pizza Hut? The fuck?
re: #8 (shampoo): only an idiot would go to a commercial pizza joint and order BRUSCHETTA and a QUESADILLA. seriously, that’s like fucking with the ingredients in a recipe and then complaining that it tasted like shit.
@heisenberg: Ben I think you just saw explained, Frodo is some running joke that got old ages ago but I haven’t seen in a while from some post where these kids were arguing about which of them was Frodo, and people on Lamebook started to say ‘so-and-so is Frodo’ about people they thought sucked, Boz was an awesome commenter on Lamebook back when you didn’t need to sign in to comment, and people started commenting as Boz and saying shit stuff like ‘I’m gay!’ until he got fed up and left and then Lamebook fixed it so we had to sign up to use these names, Jason’s Monster Fail was a Lamebook post I remember NOTHING about because it got deleted, and you probably knew all this and I’m just looking like a patronizing douchebag.
No offence Gabe, you’re probably a nice guy when you’re not high. And I’m not condemning anyone for doing drugs. But people that boast about it on Facebook etc as if it makes them sooooo cool? Ugh…
I want to add Gabe to my friends list and enjoy reading his posts from his night of pizza delivery. I think it would be better than some of the crap they have on TV.
As for the pizza comparisons.. Dominos and Pizza Hut are so-so but Papa Johns is the worst! If you want great pizza then get Papa Murphys!!! The BEST pizza I have ever tasted.
so you know: this is my first time posting a comment, but i have been reading all of yours for a very, very long time. (so what if im a creeper?) i just wanted to let you all know that i love you, and some of my best laughs have come from your comments. thanks.
Jason’s Monster Fail was an email that a guy wrote to his friend (who was in a town he was about to visit) which detailed how he had cheated on his girlfriend with some other girl (Sabrina or something) but that the other girl didn’t know he already had a GF. He mentioned that he was “glad he met her” and thought “she was cool” but she couldn’t compare to his current girlfriend, who didn’t know about the cheating. Then the person he wrote his confession to pointed out that he had just replied to about 10 people.
Why I remember something so trivial to such detail is beyond me, however. The human brain is a strange thing.
Being high and delivering pizza – when he gets the munchies and takes it out on his deliveries, I think the boss might catch on. If he doesn’t find out about Gabe’s play-by-play of being “extremely blazed” on company time first of course.
@Bucky Fellini: Oh, I remember! Did he actually come on to the comments page for that post, like in other Lamebook posts that were deleted? Because when I googled it, somebody said something about him threatening to sue for libel, or something. I dunno. I probably shoudln’t bring it up. SORRY LAMEBOOK.
On a similiar note, Lamebook’s Facebook page says we will be hearing more from Gabe about his job in the future… which makes me thing… are they just building this up until we get another one armed girl/Jason, and the posts get deleted and I have to ask you guys what happened because I’ve forgotten?
I am BEN, the original douche Ben seems to have left the scene, I can’t even see a post with diction that vaguely resembling the “Original Ben”, he threw his dummy out the pram and left, last real Ben message I recall was “Fucks Sake”.