Friday, February 25, 2011

FurryBook

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  1. Wut.

  2. Oh god not more of this crap

  3. *Pukes*

  4. what. the. fuck?

  5. Oh for the love of…… Come ON Lamebook, is your inbox getting THAT dry???

    *purr purr*

    *puke*

  6. This is how I know I’m perfectly sane

  7. Jesus H Christ. What the fuck is this?!

  8. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Don’t these fuckers have friends to curse them out for this shit?

  9. Disgusting!

  10. *Bludgeons the pair of sexually frustrated teens half to death before inserting himself into the still twitching Thunders’ cum cave whilst her needy (and yet surprisingly normally named) boyfriend Grant watches*

    This has potential.

  11. *throws up breakfast*
    Is that the Islamic symbol on that thing’s ass? Can Muslims be furries? I am tempted to google this now.

  12. I’ll bet $100 I don’t have that Thunder’s last name is Thighs.

    Also, I must now excuse myself to clean up the breakfast I just vomited all over my keyboard. There are few things more horrifying than public erotic roleplaying carried out by fucktarded anthropomorphic furries.

  13. @wingedwriter

    $100 that I do have that it’s ‘Cat’

  14. At first, I thought, “Aw, that’s a lovely drawing.” Then I read the comments. Seriously, out of all places, why facebook? D:

  15. This just raises my already large amount of disdain (and hatred) of furries…

  16. I am so.. Disturbed.

  17. *vomiting*

  18. Why is this not illegal yet?

  19. Three things, one is she really called thunder? Two, whats a ‘maw’? And also, is ‘murring’ similar to purring? and actually,a fourth thing, any tips on getting vomit out of a key board?

  20. hahaha I think murring is moaning+purring lol

    this is so fucking weird haha.

  21. tl;dr;ls.

    I added that last part. It stands for “looks stupid.”

  22. @sprucay

    A maw is muzzle+jaw…

    They’re doing some soft-core yiffing(The furry word for sex)

    …. Yeeeeah, I’m sad to say I know a lot of furry terminology thanks to my ex… Him being a furry is exactly why he’s an ‘ex’ lol

  23. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    A maw is just another english word for mouth. It’s usually used for beasts or animals.

  24. there are so many questions that I have here but I will just ask two :

    1. if the whole thing isn’t fucking flat out fucking weird, why is there an islamic symbol on that creature?

    2. @izzy2119 – are you serious? you dated a furry? please fill us in. you obviously dated it for a while to know the terminolgy. so what the fuck did you two et up to? spill it :-)

  25. *get

  26. I am uncomfortable……. murrrr….

  27. O.O Whaaat! Get an MSN window…

  28. Anyone else have the overwhelming urge to put these pathetic creatures out of their misery? I know I do. It’s the humane thing to do.

  29. And now here’s Bob Barker with a closing message….

    Bob: “Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.”

  30. *Then I take you from behind and do you doggy style*
    …oh…we weren’t playing long and continuing the post…awkward.

  31. I was thinking more along the lines of just having them neutralised altogether.

  32. *along

  33. I hate to be the bearer of bad news guys, but unless I’m told otherwise? Chances are good that ‘Thunder’ AIN’T female.

  34. I dunno…the second one it the drawing appears to be a female…as female as a wolf creature can look…

  35. Just plain weird. … but they were easy to find on FB, esp with a stupid name like Thunder Wave.

  36. Thunder Wave? Love it.

  37. There are quite a few people on Facebook calling themselves Thunder Wave. And most of them are dudes. Ha.

  38. This exchange was more in need of a third-party “Shut the fuck up” than any other post I’ve read in the past year.

  39. What the fucking hell is that.

  40. Is that jizz on the spotted dog-man’s tail?

  41. @lamebookpro

    I didn’t do anything furry related with him cause I am not a furry… That didn’t stop him from trying to make me be a furry and do the furry cybering :/

    I refused so in turn he decided he wanted to ‘yiff’ so he went and found some furries that would cyber with him, thus ending our relationship.

  42. I came.

  43. @blondebimbo

    Trust me — as a friend of mine is unfortunately an avid player of Furcadia (however is not a furry himself as he doesn’t use antro characters), and as someone who, perhaps stupidly, once partook in Furcadian roleplay years ago — when I say that some of the “female” looking furries are in fact really effeminate males. Kind of like really girly bishounen in Anime/Manga, I guess.

    Or, if you’d rather have a real life example… Androgynous/really femmy boys (the kind that if put into a girl’s outfit, you can’t tell the difference), or even transwomen. Or Drag Queens/Female Impersonators… People like that.

    Effeminacy and homosexuality in furry-related anything is so common, I’m more ready to assume that, unless otherwise stated, a feminine-looking anthro character is actually male.

  44. @Druston

    I agree with the homosexuality being common in furry communities. In fact, all the people I know that are furries are gay

  45. The white wolf thing is a female!!

    I know this because while looking at Slytherin pictures on Deviantart, I found this chicks profile!! No joke! And on this profile it says she’s a female so case closed xD

  46. I am sorry, but I think this was one of the best things on lamebook lately.

    This was truly horrifying.

  47. @Druston
    Ahhh, I get it! But can you do me one more favor…what is an “antro character”? This furry shit fascinates me. No joke, I love watching this shit…In one of my classes there was a girl, and in my mind I was like “Oh she’s cute, I like her top and jacket. She looks normal.” Then she turned around…and had a tail. And I just don’t get it. PLus that whole “Wolf pack” lamebook post a while ago. I love watching this crap play out. Maybe it’s because I’m a psych major and I think they’re batshit nuts. I dunno, but tell me more. On top of that, what is Furcadia?

  48. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    ANTHROpomorphic character.

  49. Ahhh, got it Dukey. Gracias.

  50. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    De nada.

  51. Boner achieved.

  52. Always thought Devient Art would take my furry porn cherry but nope, the prize goes to Lamebook. Well done I guess :|

    Can someone pass the brain bleach now?

  53. doctorchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    Furries are the worst people on Earth. Worse than paedophiles and the Nazis combined.

  54. *coughs* *coughs some more* *coughs harder* hairball!

  55. I’ll tell you what I hate more than furries, and that’s people who say ‘D’aww’. Except they don’t say it, nobody ever says it, because that would sound retarted. They just type it.

    Maybe I’ll go punch a cat to let out my anger. It’s Thunder’s fault.

    Except it’s Grant’s, but Thunder’s the shitter name.

  56. #47… you’re excused for being blonde- and I had to count up to 10 before typing this.

  57. P.S. I just hate stupid, it brings out the monster in me. I hate stupid and ignorance more than I hate furry Nazis! …the monster’s coming…

    GOOGLE IT FOR FUCKS SAKE! aargh!

  58. oh saffer… you can’t always just google it.. i made that mistake when i got told to google blue waffle…

    i’m still grossed out… and slightly aroused.

  59. saff, I know how much you hate it when someone asks a question that they could easily find the answer to by Googling it, but sometimes, you don’t get the answer. I Googled something Dukey said the other day, and it came up empty. Still freaking wondering…

  60. Yeah, sorry Saffer but I learned my lesson on googling shit on lamebook. I made the mistake of googling “blue waffle” and never again. I will always ask as opposed to google. In addition, I’m attempting to relieve my ignorance by ASKING instead of sitting and stewing in it silently, and if you already know the answer or don’t care too, then just ignore it.
    Oh shit, hpcan, you googled blue waffle too? That was the first and last time I EVER googled something on lmebook.

  61. That’s just me, some people hate diet coke, I hate stupid questions.

    I’m pretty sure that I’ve asked questions before and probably still will for vague references, or conversation starters (like blue waffles).

    The issue is everyday words/terms. The two that brought out my inner hulk recently were: “TL;DR” (an everyday internet word) and “anthropomorphic” (an English word on an English site. They are asked out of laziness to open a new tab and look up the term but expecting the person on the other side to do it instead. Seriously, where’s the logic in waiting hours for a reply you could have looked up yourself?

    and word 59, I know the term you’re referring to,I can’t remember it’s name though- and yeah it took a while to google :) if we’re talking about the same one, it means a mix of lube and faeces

  62. #60 urbandictionary.com is safe

  63. I made the mistake of Googling 3 Guys, 1 Hammer. The sickest fucking thing ever. Humans at their utter worst. That thing needs to be removed from the internet altogether. None of us needs to have access to a filmed torture and murder of another human being. The internet is so awesome, but it’s so evil, too.

    The term was “unexpected safety-first orgasm”, so I really, really hope it doesn’t mean “a mix of lube and faeces”, saff. Fuck that.

  64. I know what anthropomorphic means, I was just not putting that with the abbreviation, it wasn’t clicking for me, but Dukey fixed that for me. And no worries, I already know tl;dr.

  65. Ok so I had to step in here because these are my characters but this is NOT a screencap of my page at all. This image was stolen and I am horrified to see this show up here. I just had to say something since some of you are finding my DA page and I don’t want to be connected with this at all D: I like drawing anthro chars, but I am not a furry at all. I saw someone above say the person’s name was Thunder Wave, but I tried to search that and couldn’t find them. If anyone can tell me who these people are, I’d really like to know so I can tell them to remove this image from their page please!

  66. 815, there are approximately 10 people going by the name Thunder Wave that I can find on Facebook. I guess you could PM them all if you’re concerned about being connected with these two absolute fucktards (I would be). Good luck.

  67. I think they’re my neighbors .. I’ll go tell them, 815. Hold onto your tail.

  68. Umm…. can someone PLEASE explain to me exactly what a furry is????? I find this whole thing rather disturbing, but it might be because I am such an internet-tard I have no idea what everyone is talking about. At any rate this FB posting is umm.. well icky.

  69. @ tj – Quickly! Check Urban Dictionary before Saffer gets a hold of you!
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furry

  70. The only place I’ve ever heard TL;DR is on this site saffer.
    @68
    The post above is all the explanation you need. Well actually, these are cyber furrys, real furrys would be in animal costumes.

  71. “Real furrys would be in animal costumes.”

    Incorrect.

  72. Some real furries wear tails..even when they go into public. True story. Seen that shit with my own eyes.

  73. @71
    I’m pretty sure that’s accurate bub…..don’t tell me you are another one of those ‘Furrys are just regular people!’ guys…

  74. @73

    Nah, they’re definitely not regular people, but only a small minority of furries wear a fursuit. Some of them just believe they have some sort of inner spirit animal or something. While the rest just enjoy it because it’s similar to bestiality.

  75. It’s fine, dogs and cats can’t interbreed. Human race = saved.

  76. Sometimes poaching doesn’t seem like such a bad practice.

  77. Lots of whining fucktards on this thread are just upset that they are not having hot sex whilst acting out insanely weird fantasies. I mean, if they start hitting their local dogs and cats/wolves and …..cougars? to add excitement, there I would draw the line. Also, once they find out how short and ugly real animal sex is compared to their mythical made up pretense; um then nothing they will ignore the hard truth (tiddy boom) and keep doing what they are doing. I would rather see this than a throw up, violence, or scat fetish…

  78. Oh get a KENNEL you two.

  79. crushyourenemies

    What?

  80. It’s these kinds of Furries that give us a bad rep… not every Furry is like these disgusting morons (I’m definitely not), I actually thought the picture was really nice… I then saw the comments they’d left and felt sick, why couldn’t they have kept it to themselves? >_<

  81. wow the pic is just yiffarific!! You one time I was a furrie… yeah I played a human trying to play a wolf trying to play a human. I don’t think I got it right…

  82. D:

    I would have immediately unfriended Grant and/or Thunder after reading this garbage.

    TACT, PEOPLE, PLEASE.

  83. FURRIES RUIN EVERYTHING UGHHHH

  84. In bimbo’s defense (I’m WAY late to the fucking party here), dude said ANTRO. Which is not the proper abbreviation for ANTHROpomorphic. Only reason I know what this furry shit is all about is because of Youtube Poop. Certain dude named CommanderGwonam. Dude used to post up like a fraction of a second of furry porn into every single video he ever made, and like some kind of twisted subliminal advertising, I decided to look up the word, “yiff.”

    For further reference, there’s always that episode of CSI titled, “Fur And Loathing,” that explains everything from yiffing, all the way down to, “furpile.”

    And yes, furries are the craziest, most ridiculously subhuman monsters the internet has ever spawned. Fucking furries.

  85. thatfukkenfurry

    @thebonesauce: Is it set in Las Vegas?

    Damn furries throwing their shit all over everything. It’s too bad furry is basically a template fetish, that’s why it gets such a bad rep. Well, that and it’s filled with obsessive retards.

    Also, @hpcan, ‘murring’ is just a corruption of ‘purring’. Just say the word ‘murr’, that’s what it sounds like. Probably just a deeper version of purring, I assume it’s supposed to be more intimate. Fun fact: the word is used equally often to make fun of furries as it is used unironically! See: ‘oh murr’.

  86. Kill them with fire. Please.

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