I must be really bored to care, but I’m not following the thread of comments in the beach boobs one.
Which one is Mckenna, the kid, or beach babe 2, who happens to be wearing glasses possibly owned by beach babe 1?
Are the big shades they’re referring to, the glasses on beach babe 2, or the all the tits?
And the tit comparison, is that between the 2 beach babes, or the freakin obvious, the kid?
Get your heads around all that.
Wow nashntth said that human ears PRODUCE sound, and everyone seems kind of down with his medical reference, the online dictionary. I’m gonna assume it was a joke and not bother trying to explain that as long as there is a medium for the compressed oscillating waves of sound to travel through then it exists. Human ears RECEIVE noise, they don’t produce it dude, and compared with a lot of other animals, our ears suck.
Elton John & Lady Gaga are two hermaphrodites on opposite ends of the spectrum.
Those viagra jokes were comedically impotent. (Yep, that’s the best I got)
word, I’m pretty sure in this case they are talking about glasses but they mean tits… It’s kind of suspect as even the ones with norks seem kind of young. But not as suspect as being called Remington.
Correct me if I’m wrong (highly likely) isn’t sound the same thing as noise or an audible disturbance?
I would have to argue that if you recorded it and played back the “noise” then did it make a sound or noise seeing as you say that it’s not a sound if it isn’t picked up directly by a human ear…
I may have your ideology on it wrong though.
nashntth if I use my finger to flick you on the lobe THEN your ear will produce a sound.
You did say “Nothing else in the world hears sound.” But I guarantee almost all animals do.
But you were talking of subjective idealism, and I’m WAAAAYYYY too hungover to get into that. I think what you’re saying is that you are making a comment about the way we process sound.
But now I’m one of those lamebookers that gets all fact happy, I’m not trying to condescend, I get where you be comin’ from (ie, I hear ya), you just didn’t articulate it that well.
Let’s just talk about side boobs instead! Hmmm periphaboob!
Well I had a delicious mental image of two girls somewhere out in cyberspace stroking their nipples, and I was anticipating the next message, now I’m just trying to shake Mick Jagger out of my head. I can’t get no… da da dadada da dada da da… satisfaction….
Divine, ee and I will usually have a little thing like this about once a week, it seems to happen on a Thursday afternoon my time for some reason.
A bit of harmless fun, we can be serious too, you know.
Feel free to tune in and join in around this time each week.
‘Cause I try and I try and I try and I try… Nope still got Jagger dancing around on a stage in my head.
Wait ee, you read or write erotica? If you write then I’d love to get my hands on some of that… Yes, my hands would be ALL over that, side, top, bottom, and front…
Yea ee, a big hard slap on the cheek. It’d leave a perfect red hand print, like I’m branding you both as my own, I’d take it in turns and you would both be leaning over the bed wearing nothing but high heals…
The riding crop is about 12 inches long, which is a good size in anyone’s books, not too big so I can stay close and whisper in your ears dirty, dirty things as you bend over in receptive anticipation…
with an adroit flick of the wrist word is caught unawares. The first pang on the nerves makes her instantly want more, which she gets… one crimson red line marks each of the buttocks, and she cannot help but to let out a deep moan.
and then just when she thinks I’m being a prick, I let her have it two. Because I feel I have been a little cruel her first strike is a little heavy handed, it almost breaks the skin, but this is exactly how she likes it…
After 5 minutes or so, I decide that these girls need the use of their hands after all, and now it seems as though they should most def return the favour… They are untied now with at least 12 lashings each being worn on their sumptuous rumps
Don’t worry, I’ll get to you, Fr. The one thing I do ask is that if any blood comes out your nose while I am anally penetrating you, you MUST clean it up yourself. You simply cannot treat this place like a hotel. You can wipe your bleeding arse on that pile of freshly-ironed clothes on your way out
OMFG! This entire tread is full of male and female fluids. We where witnessing the lamest “public virtual sex” in lamebook history. really guys? erotica is only cool if you have someone REAL to share your fantasies right next to you. If not, what are you gonna do when you are turned on? I can only think of three choices: 1)going to sleep with a boner so big that is as unconfortable as gettin a hockey stick into your bed. 2)Masturbate -and feeling alone afterwards- 3)Getting laid with the cheapest ugliest person willing to fuck with you within 100 yards around.
Erotica es overrated in my book. I don´t like to read eat -even if a love to read and write- I like to DO it. yes, imagination does a good lover. But performance is the key.
BTW. Sorry for my english. It´s not my first language.
Hobo walks into room and catches Monkey with crop in hand (mid swing) wearing a French maid costume (that’s how I pictured it):
“Ah this, this isn’t how it looks!” Divine scrambles for subterfuge. “this is a fly swat!”
C’mon Hobo, loosen up a little, you don’t want to be the prude of the website now… I tried to stick to the post but there was too much talk of sideboobage, and I got carried away.
You’re the only one that told us to get a (chat)room. So maybe everybody else was too busy loosing a load (or indeed, lunch), the point is this is lamebook and transgressive comedy rocks out with it’s cock out.
Besides, it wasn’t “crazy sex” it was a 3 way cyber-spanking, did you even read it?
…and for the love of all things Holy, what makes you think anyone here is over “crazy sex”?
Behave yourself, because if there is one thing today’s debauchery made manifest it’s that I do not shy away from my disciplinarian tendencies. And there is a studded paddle with your name all over it big boy… Peace.
Hobo @ 153: The mention of sideboob soon escalated to full scale titty talk, rounding off with some cheese-core spanking clichés, the transcript is before you. I was horny as a rhino fight and kind of walked into it.
In my defence, at least this didn’t take place on the Corey Haim memorial thread.
No no, now let’s not blame anyone, the sideboob started before we “connected”…
No regrets but seriously I need to stop drinking so much.
O.k. I’m personally banning myself from this thread hereafter ee, but we’ll talk again methinks
Camil: I wanted out but now I need to clarify. Peace was directed at Hobo, not you… and now Hobo wants some. You, however accused me of the worst sex on lamebook, but I’ll let you off because you aren’t privy to the full extent of the joy of the written word. Clearly I care a whole heap what people think of me so after you accused me of liking to spank dogs (WOW!), well first I had to stop laughing my arse clean off, and now I’m going to have to cry myself to sleep… With my dick “that’s as big as going to sleep with a hockey stick in my bed”-whatever that means…
I’m so done here… But for the sake of not having to hear anymore I’ll now say “Peace” to you too.
Lamebook sexers FTL. Unless you’re all fifteen, in which case I guess I can’t fault you for being so freaking horny that you’ll start to cyber with strangers on the comments section of a site that has nothing to do with sex, leaving your trails for all to read, or perhaps not realizing that the internet is a public forum. Or hey, maybe you’re all exhibitionists. That would make sense too. Sigh, the frequent commenters on this site are capable of fantastic wit and beautiful snark, but this is just lame.
dawn, I’ll always be a horny 15 year old girl in my head, heart, and loins, and I’m an exhibitionist as well, so you got me pegged.
Everyone has an opinion, and like I said up there, I don’t really care, so think what you will.
Have a nice day.
Word, instead of launching into a long-winded diatribe aimed at public cyber-ers and their seeming lack of self-respect, I will say this: please know that there are better forums for this kind of sh*t than lamebook.
I come to this site because I have a deep appreciation for humor, sarcasm and snark, and the commenters here bring it without mercy, most of the time making the comments twenty times more entertaining than the posts. (Yourself included, stepping beyond the subject at hand.) Then this ‘sex’ shiz started. I cannot be the only one disappointed by it.
And before you label me a prude, or the likes of one, I understand your head, heart, and loins. I am an extremely lustful lady as well, trust me on that one.
You have a nice day, too.
hmmm, now for me a ‘side boob’ should really be the outer side, not the inner side as #5 shows, I would probably put that in the ‘cleavage’ category even though they aren’t being pushed together. Only my opinion…
My final word as a participant in these kinds of threads is this…
If people looked at my comments, they should note they never get particularly graphic, and that I try to keep it funny.
I’d like to think I had at least a little bit of style, but if people still think I’m lame, then so be it.
It was funny, meant to be so. I was laughing my ass off last night. If people can’t see the humor in in fuck it. Seriously… a riding crop! That was some funny shit. I have fun with word, and our antics. Harmless fun, that’s all it is.