Wednesday, March 10, 2010

FTWinsday! (part 2)

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  1. DivineMonkeyTrigger

    Hobo walks into room and catches Monkey with crop in hand (mid swing) wearing a French maid costume (that’s how I pictured it):
    “Guys?!?!”
    “Ah this, this isn’t how it looks!” Divine scrambles for subterfuge. “this is a fly swat!”

    C’mon Hobo, loosen up a little, you don’t want to be the prude of the website now… I tried to stick to the post but there was too much talk of sideboobage, and I got carried away.
    You’re the only one that told us to get a (chat)room. So maybe everybody else was too busy loosing a load (or indeed, lunch), the point is this is lamebook and transgressive comedy rocks out with it’s cock out.

    Besides, it wasn’t “crazy sex” it was a 3 way cyber-spanking, did you even read it?
    …and for the love of all things Holy, what makes you think anyone here is over “crazy sex”?

    Behave yourself, because if there is one thing today’s debauchery made manifest it’s that I do not shy away from my disciplinarian tendencies. And there is a studded paddle with your name all over it big boy… Peace.

  2. DivineMonkeyTrigger

    Camil: 1 hump or 2?
    K, I’ll stop now.

  3. man, show some bikinis, and get over 152 comments.

  4. How did you guys even manage to twist this one on to sex? 😛

  5. And why do I always seem to get here when it’s all over? 🙁

  6. Damn those are some nice tittes! Thumby likes titties!

  7. DivineMonkeyTrigger

    Hobo @ 153: The mention of sideboob soon escalated to full scale titty talk, rounding off with some cheese-core spanking clichés, the transcript is before you. I was horny as a rhino fight and kind of walked into it.

    In my defence, at least this didn’t take place on the Corey Haim memorial thread.

  8. You can blame me, I mentioned the side boob. And the Cheese-core spanking was funny as shit! Not that you didn’t do a great job Divine!

  9. hey Divine, it looks spanking is one of your favorite activites. being girls, boys, dogs. Wathever that moves.(ok, that was my last one).

    I don´t to start some stupid youtube kind of fight here for seing who has the largest dick. In fact, most people here are pretty cool, and I don´t want to ruin that.

    Peace accepted.

    😉

  10. DivineMonkeyTrigger

    No no, now let’s not blame anyone, the sideboob started before we “connected”…
    No regrets but seriously I need to stop drinking so much.
    O.k. I’m personally banning myself from this thread hereafter ee, but we’ll talk again methinks 😉

  11. DivineMonkeyTrigger

    Camil: I wanted out but now I need to clarify. Peace was directed at Hobo, not you… and now Hobo wants some. You, however accused me of the worst sex on lamebook, but I’ll let you off because you aren’t privy to the full extent of the joy of the written word. Clearly I care a whole heap what people think of me so after you accused me of liking to spank dogs (WOW!), well first I had to stop laughing my arse clean off, and now I’m going to have to cry myself to sleep… With my dick “that’s as big as going to sleep with a hockey stick in my bed”-whatever that means…

    I’m so done here… But for the sake of not having to hear anymore I’ll now say “Peace” to you too.

  12. isn’t the ‘kitchen’ joke getting a little old?

    i’m not sure why Craig’s post is lame, or even the entire entry. it’s just a Guster lyric and his friend isn’t funny.

  13. Lamebook sexers FTL. Unless you’re all fifteen, in which case I guess I can’t fault you for being so freaking horny that you’ll start to cyber with strangers on the comments section of a site that has nothing to do with sex, leaving your trails for all to read, or perhaps not realizing that the internet is a public forum. Or hey, maybe you’re all exhibitionists. That would make sense too. Sigh, the frequent commenters on this site are capable of fantastic wit and beautiful snark, but this is just lame.

  14. dawn, I’ll always be a horny 15 year old girl in my head, heart, and loins, and I’m an exhibitionist as well, so you got me pegged.
    Everyone has an opinion, and like I said up there, I don’t really care, so think what you will.
    Have a nice day.

  15. Word, instead of launching into a long-winded diatribe aimed at public cyber-ers and their seeming lack of self-respect, I will say this: please know that there are better forums for this kind of sh*t than lamebook.
    I come to this site because I have a deep appreciation for humor, sarcasm and snark, and the commenters here bring it without mercy, most of the time making the comments twenty times more entertaining than the posts. (Yourself included, stepping beyond the subject at hand.) Then this ‘sex’ shiz started. I cannot be the only one disappointed by it.
    And before you label me a prude, or the likes of one, I understand your head, heart, and loins. I am an extremely lustful lady as well, trust me on that one.
    You have a nice day, too.

  16. hmmm, now for me a ‘side boob’ should really be the outer side, not the inner side as #5 shows, I would probably put that in the ‘cleavage’ category even though they aren’t being pushed together. Only my opinion…

  17. Point taken dawn.

    My final word as a participant in these kinds of threads is this…

    If people looked at my comments, they should note they never get particularly graphic, and that I try to keep it funny.
    I’d like to think I had at least a little bit of style, but if people still think I’m lame, then so be it.

  18. It was funny, meant to be so. I was laughing my ass off last night. If people can’t see the humor in in fuck it. Seriously… a riding crop! That was some funny shit. I have fun with word, and our antics. Harmless fun, that’s all it is.

  19. I’m not gonna read all of that.

    Does a dog whistle make sound? Go boobies.

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