This made me laugh so much because I can relate.
My mom had bought me one of these Sun Chips bags and she almost slapped me when I was trying to close the bag because she was trying to talk over the noise to me.
True word. Good good, the breakfast of champions. (or lunch, brunch or dinner, what have you)
But one has to wonder what Sally’s technique was. If she was doing a proper job of ravaging said member, his mind would not have been on those pesky Sun Chips and their yummy goodness. I’m going with HeSaidWhat on this one. Sally needs a good lesson in fellatio. Call a hooker Sally, she’ll show you the way!
ee, I don’t know what these Sun Chips are all about, we don’t have them here. They must be pretty damn fantastic, or that was one sad BJ. To upskill, she could always start with a banana. We both know how useful that friendly fruit can be.
Just make sure you do a decent job and all will be well. You could use Microsoft Paint and photo chop something to make it PERFECT looking, if you wanted to. When you’re dealing with nothing but rectangles, photo editing is easy.
Any smart man will check beforehand with a bit of “it would be hot if you ate something while I go down on you… ya know, to see if you can actually eat, without being too distracted. I might try the same one day!”.
Yep, yep… then you’re in the clear. If that doesn’t work, *cough* modified donkey punch *cough*. When she comes to, your belly will be full of sun chips and her mind will not remember why she’s laying on the floor with your feet propped up on her.