Joe’s offered to pay for the abortion!
See these are the kind of Facebook updates I don’t mind.
why is this lame?
Oh, I see. It’s because his name is Shannon but he’s a guy. A guy with a girl’s name. That is lame.
Besides the ‘Yeeehawww’, this really isn’t that bad. His soon-to-be ex wife probably IS a whore.
No, it’s lame because he forgot to say “every body” and only said “every”.
@ Rachail-I think it’s too late for our boy Shannon here.
Not talking about the child,either.
This is so NOT lame that it’s kind of amazing.
SHANNON IS A GUYS NAME. TOO ALL OF YOU WHAT THINK I’M LAME, FUCK ALL OF YOU! YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT ID BEEN THROUGH. SHE FUCKED MY BEST FRIEND!
Yea….she’s a whore….but I do know lots of girls named Shannon…
Wow… another dooshbag making people that were on his side turn against him? Please?
Wow. So lame that now guys in the post come to add some more lame in the comments…
@Moale I doubt “Commenting Shannon” is the same Shannon in the post. You can be anyone you want to be on Lamebook and “Commenting Shannon” is obviously trying to get some argument action on here. FAIL.
Damn, was it that obvious? Now off to shoot caribou from a helicopter…
Apparently not to Moale…
P.S. – Tell Palin we say “hi”.
It’s the “Friendly reminder” part that makes it lame and weird!!
Didn’t anyone see the movie Mallrats?
There’s a guy named Shannon Hamilton!
yea, but he’s gay. unlike me. Now off to try to save all those old people from Obamacare…
I like his status. It made me laugh.
It’s lame because his hand is almost bigger than his baby!!!
why is Boz blue all of a sudden? I want my old Boz back!
@3 and @4 are not me. I don’t know what’s going on there and I don’t care.
In other news, there should be a word for “soon-to-be-ex-wife”, sort of like the opposite of “fiancee”, while you’re waiting for the divorce papers to come through.
I don’t see anything lame about this. Bridgette sounds like a whore to me. Or a tiny bridge. Either way.
@Rachail — so funny!!!
Boz- I think the word for soon-to-be-ex-wife is: Whore. lol
Anyone that doesn’t “get” it, read 17.
This is awesome. Girls do crap like this all the time. Yeeeeehaaaaaw!
Sorry guys, this rocks.
What’s most lame about this is Shannon doesn’t post Bridgette’s number or her hourly rate.
Boz: how about ‘divancee’ as the antonym for fiance?
(‘incipient divorcee’ is a bit of a mouthful)
I love that he puts a period after his “yeehaw” instead of an exclamation mark, which was how he was trending.
i’m embarrassed to have the same name as him…
and yeah, Shannon was originally a guys name in Ireland. But it’s mostly used for girls now.
That’s perfect, thanks.
Well, mine is actually a very nice girl. I just can’t be married to her because I might have to kill her.
“…and to those of you who do already know she’s a whore….”
Hilarious. Love Shannon. She probably is a whore. And I desperately hope they were still friends on FB when he put that up = win.
The dude from “I’m Enraged!!!! Part 2″ should learn from this man.
It actually was quite friendly. Yeehaw? Facebook has finally hit West Bumblefuck.
Not sure why this has a “Douchebags” tag. This guy is full of win if only because his status made me laugh. Passive aggressiveness at its best.
shannon i got something to tell you…. I FUCKED YOUR EX-WIFE ALSO… she took my load all over her belly mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Clever as always, chairman
OH BRIDGETTE SUCK IT HARDER
fucked up, lol losers
“ALL OF YOU WHAT THINK I’M LAME”
I think you’ll find it’s “ALL OF YOU WHO THINK I’M LAME”
And yes, I do
Shannon, do you have your soon to be ex wife’s number for me?
And do you knoe how much she charges?
I imagine him screaming “YeeeHawww” as he jumps into his dirty pickup-truck, bragging to Skeeter and Jethro about how he “updated that sumbitchin’ Facebook and showed that whore of a wife!”
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