Har Har lets all make fat jokes. C’mon people are we not better then this? But really Cynthia dear cover that up. Im not being rude cause you’re big. Its being decent. Just bc other people post pics of thier naked pregnant bellies doesnt mean you should.
So on the one hand we are super sensitive today about paedophilia and child porn, to the point where everyone within a hundred meter radius of a child swimming that happens to be holding a camera is labeled a reprobate. But on the other hand there are total fucktard parents who encourage their children to enter child beauty pageants which make sexual objects of 6 year olds.
Or go tell them to play on and in giant bent dicks!
Was the jumping castle in the shape of a scrote?
There are no belly pics of my 4rth pregnancy. That’s why. They are only cute if you don’t start out fat and flabby, lol. I’m down some in weight now, but my belly will never be the same. It doesn’t snap back into place after a baby is born. Not for all of us.
I sympathize with the state of her gut, but no way in heck would I post mine like that on facebook. Maybe I’m vain, but I like to keep my fat to myself.
And they’re kidding, right? Everyone remembers the bit in the Bible where Mary Magdelane pissed off all her friends by posting disgracefully cheesy messages about her convict baby daddy, plus pictures of them fucking titled ‘me n mi baby daddy mkin lil baby [insert shit name here]‘ before breaking up with him for cheating on her, having several poorly spelt arguments with his sisters and posting some absurdly unsubtle messages about ‘bitches that shuld leve her alone’, before meeting a new guy and posting how madly in love she was with him after a day, in amongst photos of her baby popping out, right?
Don’t try and check that up, it’s definitely fact.
My brother and i have been following this site for quite some time , and the both of us enjoy the regular posters on here. Even if some of them are sexual deviants that go a bit far in exposing that on here , but that’s all good. So i apologize for the hostility that is about to follow.
One thing we both feel very strongly about on is that you are by far the most annoying poster on here (allthough your last one wasn’t too shabby), you are always very condescending and yesterday your lame interventions on the whole female/male jokes did it for us. I created a logon just to say :
Stop being a no nut excuse for a man, i also wish that we could go back to the days without internet because that would mean guys like you were not given an outlet to diffuse their crackpot,glass house,desperatly seeking female acceptance, belitteling views on life. And your entries are seldom creative nor funny, most of them are just downright negative. And that’s very easy (i understand the irony in attacking you on this while doing exactly the same).
You can post what you want, Desert person. But you come off kind of cranky and oddly bitter about a random internet poster on lamebook.com of all places. It’s just sort of odd. But you’re welcome to dislike whoever you want and rant about it til the cows come home. Maybe it helps you feel better if you’ve had a bad week or something.
Yeah what GeezMom said. I wasn’t saying you can’t post critiques. Obviously you did so that in itself proves my point, but what I’m saying is that there’s no point. You just sound whiny and it’s not going to change anything anyone says. If you want to keep critiquing go ahead and knock yourself out, but you’re not gonna get nice responses haha
Does BritishHobo owe you money or something, Desert_amazon? I don’t see how such an unprovoked personal attack is justified by anything he’s posted. Maybe you’re just an ass who likes to troll Internet forums, who knows.
For the record, I’ve gotten a laugh out of a lot of BritishHobo’s posts…he’s certainly a more valuable contributor to the site than you have been so far.
When did I say it’s ok to be anorexic? Who in this series of photos is anorexic? How is that relevant? I find anorexic people quite disgusting as well. And honestly, I very recently crossed the border into overweight; but i’m not going to make excuses for myself. It’s fat and that’s all there is to it, and I exercise more and eat as healthy as i can to get rid of it.
It’s not something to proud of, or to respect, or any of that bullshit. By being “fat” you are preventing several starving people from being “alive”.
@Desert_amazon: Well, shit. You know, I’ve been on the Internet a long time now, and I’ve had my fair share of criticisms, but not a single one has hit as hard as the fact that you and your brother (whoever you are) don’t think I’m funny.
I… I… fuck it, this will be my last post on here. My sole reason for creating this account was to make you and your brother laugh, and I’ve clearly failed.
I’m sorry that I’ve annoyed you by complaining that ‘women in the kitchen’ jokes are soooo fucking old (this leads me to think that jokes about women in kitchens are funny, which then leads me to automatically dismiss anything you think as bullshit). I’m sorry for my crackpot, glass house (what the fuck is that?), desperatly seeking female acceptance (my fiancee says hey, btw), belitteling views on life. I’m sorry for being negativ. Lamebook clearly isn’t the place for negativity.
I’m sorry for being a ‘no nut excuse for a man’ by criticizing people online, something I’m sure you charming siblings would never stoop to.
I’m… I’m sorry, Desert_amazon.
Long story short: I’m not quite sure what you thought that comment would acheive, tbh. If you don’t think I’m funny, stop reading my comments, cos I ain’t going anywhere.
You can be a miserable twat at times but hey thats was a blowout you did not deserve.
Hehe just kidding mate about the twat (well sometimes your are a bit soft but arent we all hardasses in disguise ?)
I guess living in the desert has given someone a hot tempered personality.
Look, at the risk of being branded Captain Obvious, I just need to say this.
Cynthia is fat.
And Eric is spot on at pointing out that the picture is gross. Or that she is gross. Both.
I don’t give a rats ass that she’s 24 weeks pregnant, that isn’t the belly of a girl with a normal body. Just look at her arms for god sake. And what pregnant woman gets a big fold of fat across her pregnant belly? I’ll tell you: Hambeast.
I’m pretty sure most people noticed that Cynthia is fat. That is a fat belly. No bones about it.
Now in my younger days I had a really curvy body that came naturlly. Large in the hips, rear and thighs (certainly more than just bones there), but small in the waist with a flat belly. I thought that was fat, before I actually got fat, lol. These days having a body like means rationing my diet carefully and working out hours every week. I was never meant to be a size 2.
OK, so my last comment is awaiting moderation because I used a word that’s is used to describe “inconsiderate douche bags” (same word from the recent south park biker episode) but the gist of my comment is what @lostintranslation said in #50 above
and Hobo, Malteaser rules with his lols he always gets the glory
oh yeah lest I forget, that chick is FAT pregnant or not so everyone saying otherwise should pay attention to @Loliconkittygirl
Kudos to desert for being more inane than malteaser. I didn’t think it was possible.
You log on to complain about someone being negative, get this, on a day when you say their entry isn’t even that bad. Maybe you’re impotent and it’s a cry for help, did I guess right?
People that log on just to bag people out are a waste of bandwidth.
Although the pregnant photo is not terribly nice (to put it mildly), I think Cynthia might be going through what a friend of mine did in her pregnancies, since she is also very overweight, she was looking for every opportunity to show off her “baby bump”, even though it wasn’t even visible for the rest of us… maybe they find the pregnancy an excuse to have extra weight?
I for one am very skinny naturally, in my pregnancy I gained like 20 kg (pure tummy and extremely large baby), but the photos I have are all with the tummy covered, I don’t like naked baby bumps!!!! But well…
@Circleone, I’ve been bigger than that at 24 weeks gestation.
The more babies you have, the sooner you start to show. For my last pregnancy I was actually bigger at 20 weeks, with one baby, than my best friend was with her twins, who was 3 weeks later into her pregnancy than I was.
So yeah, LOTS of women are that big or bigger at 24 weeks. Just as some are smaller.
The first pic is cool, and a medical miracle.
The enormous member is spawning a complete child, rather than just its half of the normal requirement.
It was only a matter of time before we would no longer need poor sods like Cynthia to carry our future in such an unattractive manner.
Lol @ word, nice.
BOT Stands for Birthing Out Tube, now they come out as full clothed toddlers that don’t require breast feeding and all that other clingy shit at the start. That train’s a toddler factory.
I’m not getting on the band wagon, but for the record I think malteaser is cool. A Postmodern minimalist honed in the art of simplicity, I was just malteasing them because I wanna get to know the brain behind the catchy catch phrase.
DivineMonkeyTrigger I just refreshed after an hour or so and even though you made me join this site, I was about to take up arms because of the “inane as malteaser” comment but then I saw
your last one. lol yes, the beauty is in the simplicity of the lol, welcome to my band wagon.
Face it people, not all of us can look like Demi Moore or Heidi Klum when pregnant.
The greater population of pregnant women are unfortunately going to resemble Cynthia to a varying degree.
So girls, eat well, do your yoga, rub on that belly oil, and pray it don’t go completely Cynthia on you.
OK, I’m massively late to this (I got distracted watching a tv programme about infected foreskins) but… It’s one thing making random, funny, dry, sarcastic-type comments about posts on lamebook, but it’s completely out of order to attack the posters on here for no apparent reason. People who do that are the biggest idiots in the world. I love Hobo. His fiancee is one lucky lady.
I happen to love me some BritishHobo. DA- the rest of us, the ones that created a log-in to interact with each other, and who are here regularly? We think we’ll keep BH but thanks for your input anyway.
I just joined based on the fact that Hobo made me laugh to the point of tears twice in the same post, and I felt the need to share.
I don’t think this is the first time either, but I wanted to throw in my “I like you” vote.
I was 250 pounds when I got pregnant with my daughter, and there is NO WAY I would have posted a picture of my nasty-ass belly on my Facebook page! I mean, come on! Cynthia was asking for that comment. Gross. *I* don’t want to look at my stomach, why would my friends??
Also, Desert person: this is the internet- NO ONE cares what you think.
I am not so sure Cynthia is preggers. If she is she is trying to strangle the baby in utero. Most women’s (even fat ones) belly becomes (more) circular when preg. My husband looks more pregnant than her. Has she not heard of maternity clothes? Side note with my last baby I lost weight, no matter how much I ate or tried to gain. When I gave birth I had only gained four lbs and he weighed six. I still had a big round belly though. Unfortunately three years later it has found me.
Hobo, acheive? Ever heard of i before except after c.., or spell check?
Lastly, if the chick with Jared was really that drunk and passed out she be laying in a puddle and not just a little spot on her pants. Not that I have ever in been in that similar position but I have heard.
You’re a twat. Go eat shit, then fuck your brother good. Oh wait! What? You’ve done that already and you’re bored of his little dick? Awww and it was looking so beautiful for you two!
British Hobo, I’m a lurker here, chuckling away at all the good stuff coming out, your comments are brilliant! I only lurk cos I’m just not funny enought to contribute. But when I see my fav contributors being attacked for no reason, well I’ve just gotta step in a ‘ave a word!
Keep up the good work guys! Malteser, you rock with your sparse but very well timed input! Hobo, well you just kick arse! And
everyone else you’re just great too!
PS Fucketbye “You’re so dense, light probably bends around you”…what can I say. I bow down to your genius. I thank you and shall now take me leave and continue to bask in all yours glory while wishing I was as funny as you.