I don’t see the problem with the last one. Sure, it’s kind of cheesy, but I’m sure if you were to go and look at your photo albums from when you were a kid there’d be a shit load of lame pics, thanks to your parents.
I’ll just go ahead and assume you’re all from broken homes and were neglected as children. Poor things
I agree 10,000%! The kerning on that typeface is some of the worst I’ve ever come across. I always see people using it on wedding photos and such too. Photographers actually inflict that steaming pile of typographic horror to their own work. I feel like the person who designed it (or inflicted this upon us?) is the reason there are no unicorns around today.
i love that the fact that NO ONE in that last picture looks happy. like i can understand that the children are happy because they’ve been forced to all wear the same colors and take this photograph that even the smallest one looks as though she knows to be the epitome of lame, but even the dad looks slightly annoyed. the expression on his face sort of says “…like this?” like the mom was like OMIGAAAAWD THIS WILL BE SO CUUUUUUUTE and then forced her adoring and unattractive family into it. and THEN put such a terrible font on it so that even though you KNOW it’s wrong you still read it as “in his band.”
at least the dad’s not wearing red? that’s pretty much all i got.
You know, I did feel bad about my boobs no longer being the bouncy boobies they were before I breastfed my son… but now I don’t. Because #1′s boobs are way worse and they are still handy! Look, honey! I can hold your cigs!
Side note: I didn’t know white people could smoke Newports. Hmm. Learned something new today.
I didn’t notice how unhappy the kids look in #3 until reading the comments, but those poor kids have a straight douchenozzle for a dad, so I’d be on the verge of suicide, myself if I had to stand there for probably an hour with dad saying “hold on, one more shot! This is going to be GREAT, kids!!” What a fucktard.
LOL “50 gallons of retarded” WHY on earth does everyone in that picture look so pissed off! I mean I know that its has the most to do with the douchebaggery of the simple idea of it, but I guess I mean why would someone use this shot as the BEST ONE on the roll of film? …then decide to use that god awful font… AND THEN decide to post it on facebook…
Based on the females I know who use their cleavage as storage space, I’m betting he has a cell phone nestled under the other man-mammary. Side note, if they’re big enough to hold things with, shouldn’t he be held to the same decency rules that women are?
Apparently your picnics are far more entertaining than the ones I’ve gone to – mine never result in female nudity, just drunkeness (and typically arguing, if not fisticuffs). I expect an invite to your next top-off shindig.
Sweet digital watch on the constipated fat-ass in the last one. Nothing says “I’m middle management, goddamn it! Respect my authority!” like a $9.99 Timex from Walmart. I could almost guarantee that this guy manages some sort of fast food restaurant, drives a late-90s American-made shitbox (that’s missing hubcaps), and is constantly berated by his hideously obese, super controlling she-beast of a wife for being a pathetic excuse for a man.
I bet that one of my Pateks costs more than his (probably mobile) home. It’s fun to judge others.