With that thick Carebear’s comforter, I wouldn’t doubt they were sweating that much. And I’m assuming the hairbrush was to tame Richard’s crazy pubes, before putting those fishnets on. Nothing worse when crossdressing, than to have ball hair poking out from between your legs.
There are Farmvilles all across the U.S., so I don’t see this as something lame. Unless we know the owner of the car was deliberately referencing the game. Spicy Boughner, I agree with you. I’m from VA and actually have friends from Farmville and they are crazy proud to be from there, so…I could see a license plate.
Not to defend a Lamebooker, BUT Farmville is also a college town located in Virginia. That car in the picture has a Virginia license plate and the picture was clearly taken in Richmond, Virginia. So, there’s a chance those people could be reppin’ their hometown and not a ridiculous Facebook app.
Yeah, there’s a lot of virgins here. Or guys who have never REALLY made a girl cum.
I have a picture just like the bed one, from her squirting. Look it up, kids. It’s not piss, and it’s not like boy cum. It’s not even a unicorn! And believe me, when you make a girl cum so hard she soaks the bed, you’ll be smiling.
Errrm if she’s a squirter then that is about right….trust me. There arent that many out there but when you meet one it’s quite disconcerting how much liquid a woman can make. Makes mens 5ml seem tame in comparison
Not that I care either way, but there is no real evidence to show that smoking causes any birth defects. Though the silly bint shouldn’t have put that on facebook and opened herself up to the mass hysteria that will no doubt follow.
“Huge” has nothing to do with her physical size and everything to do with the size of what Sigmund Freud referred to as her “psychobitchual development” relative to the size of her “non-psychobitchual development”, which is clearly greater than a 1:1 ratio.
Smoking increases the risk of SIDS, stunts the growth of the fetus, can cause brain abnomalities, increases the chance of asthma, but hey who gives a shit when all you wanna do is hang out with your mates smoking and generally being a bellend!
Pfft, society today, wasn’t like that in my day ;o)
I don’t know where you’re getting your “lack of real evidence” about smoking during pregnancy, but there are hundreds of studies about it.
I recently read one that found that smoking during pregnancy greatly increases the chance of having a premature birth. That in itself will bring a child into the world that does not have a full 9 months to develop, allowing problems to form just from that.
mcowles: You’re absolutely right. There is a good chance that if a woman smokes during her pregnancy, an infant will be born with a low birth weight and is also at risk for being born prematurely and addicted to nicotine. And that’s just the common side effects of smoking while pregnant. I know because my mother smoked while prenant and I was born prematurely and had to spend time in an incubator because my lungs were underdeveloped. As a result, I’ve had a lifetime of respitory problems involving pneumonia, bronchitis and chronic sinus issues.
I’m not sure on the veracity of the source, but it’s better than no source at all. I agree about premature birth, but meh – so what – kids are born premature all the time, doesn’t mean they’ll turn into forest gump – look at AlaskanGirl – she can type words and everything
@DukeGuy Well, the evidence isn’t as strong, since they can’t link the smoking directly. If pregnant smoking results in more premature babies, and being prematurely born results in your lungs not being fully developed, then they will attribute the lung issues to being a preemie. It’s hard to show causality when it’s a string of causes.
Any way, how hard is it for the 14-year-old to put the f’ing cigarette down??! Seriously, if you even thought it might cause issues, why wouldn’t you stop?
How to you create that much fluid with a blow up doll? Actually it kinda looks like she is not longer in this life…really wierd.
The prom pic…if he ment by “huge” that she was fat…he would have called her a “fat bitch” I think she dumped him at the prom so she is a huge bitch. Just saying…
The Frmville car person lives in my apartment building! Farmville is a real place not far from Richmond, Virginia (where that photo was taken — that intersection is off of Monument). My guess is that the plate refers to the town rather than the game.
I’m the biggest manwhore here, but as long as I’m squirting, I don’t really care. Although it would be fun to go for distance records. “Oh, you almost hit the wall, I’m gonna have to put a dart board up or something.” Then I would wipe her up with a teddy bear and go back to playing Yahoo Pool.
Silly questions. Unless he digs the anorexic look, she’s obviously not fat. She’s just an overwhelming twat. What kind of a shot is that? He can’t even hold her ’cause she’s got her look-at-me Superwoman pose going on.
Hmm. I never got to experience the whole American prom thing. But judging from Lamebook posts… has anyone EVER had a good time at a prom?
I saw an article the other day from some bitch talking about how amazing prom is and how everyeone should get one, because being crowned Prom Queen (as she was, back in her day) is the greatest feeling in the world. Which made me think, because at every prom, an average of roughly ONE girl in about thirty gets crowned prom queen. So apparently the one girl that gets attention all evening has a good time. Everyone else can fuck off and stop whining.
…wait, what? Now I sound like a bitter teenage girl who had to go to a prom dateless, and was ignored all evening.
just my two cents on the smoking issue: as a psych major, I recently took a class in developmental psychology. Here is what my (very reputable) textbook has to say: “Nicotine is another teratogen. Maternal smoking increases the risk of miscarriage, premature birth, and low birth weight (Kirchengast & Hartmann, 2003). Due to secondhand smoke, regular tobacco use by fathers also has been linked to low infant birth weight and increased risk of respiratory infections (Wakefield et al., 1998).”
textbook: Psychology: The Science of Mind and Behavior, Fourth Edition, by Passer and Smith (page 412)
@BritishHobo not sure, the only prom I ever went to was the one for my old high school when I was a freshman in college. The prom just happened to be in the student union building at my university and I just happened to be drunk, so I decided to stop by. For some unknown reason my old history teacher just let me in without any question, and I spent about 10 minutes in there before I got bored and left. I remember music, lots of colored lights, and a bunch of people in fancy clothes they’d probably never wear again.
It’s just your basic high school dance, except everyone gets all dressed up for it. It’s also apparently one of the preferred nights for teenage girls to get drunk and lose their virginity in the back of a rented limousine. So, if you missed the opportunity to attend prom, you might want to look into getting a job as a limo driver.
I encouraged my wife to smoke and drink while pregnant. I didn’t want that little son of a bitch ruining her vagina. Sure, he came out looking like one of those stomach bursters from Alien, but the wife’s twat is tight as a drum.
The huge bitch in the horrid Barbie dress didn’t even like that guy. The elbows akimbo is her way of getting him the fuck off of her. He obviously didn’t like her, either, but what guy doesn’t hope he’ll get laid on prom night? They probably each have an interesting story as to why they were desperate enough to go out with the other.
@BritishHobo, I had fun at my prom. I brought a very handsome guy from another school, and had fun playing dress-up. My handsome date put his hand on my ass when we danced and caused a scandal. Afterwards, we had sex in his Volkswagon Thing until dawn. Good times!
Oh, and I’ve definitely made “love puddles” like that in the past, but would I take a pic and share it on FB? NO.
My wife is a squirter and makes the bed, kitchen table, washing machine, lounge floor, wherever, a lot like that, in mist cases its completely flooded, I dont understand how she can lose so much fluid and not be dehydrated afterwards. Its obvious most of the males here have just been pounding their fist to not know what a real wet spot looks like.
Id say in the first pic call that gorgeous lass didnt make his night memorable lol
I feel sorry for the guy in the first photo. the amount of money a guy has to spend to get to prom is insane especially when you’re still in high school. If that girl in the first photo can’t even put her arms around the guy just for the sake of having good pictures and appreciate him spending that much money, then she is a huge bitch. I mean she doesn’t even look like she wants to go.
She also doesn’t seem like she put out in the end. But maybe her attitude changed after she got smashed.
@ Sense: My mom was getting my brother(16) a new bed. Well when he was moving the old one out, he pulled off that little tag could could of thrown him in prison for removing, and it said it was a hotel bed from 1974!!!! He instantly started to puke! I laughed so hard I thought I was going to piss myself!
The first one, How could you date someone so fat? They must of used a wide angle lens to fit them both in. I would be embarrassed to take somebody that big to my prom. She must of weighed at least 105 lbs….What an asshole!
I must say, Richard looks hot in fishnets! In response to all you sex gods that chimed in, not every woman squirts. Some do, some don’t, everybody is wired differently. Just because you whacked it to a POV porn with girls that did, does not mean that made them do it. I am sickened by the fact that not only does Richard wax his legs, this “girl” knew that she was one of the few that did squirt,and did not lay a towel down. You know that bed HAS to stink to the high heavens! But that does not surprise me since she has enough class to post a picture like that on Facebook.
Yeah it’s not everyday you see a pregnant 15 year old dropout that smokes. What shocks me about it is that she doesn’t have a beer in her hand.
It could go either way really Jenny. He is pretty tall and looks like a total douche. Also, we don’t know her, she could be a total bitch. Myself, I was just throwing in a little comic relief for the simple minds.
Pirat3, someone who is going to a “prom” would probably be in their last year of schooling, making them conceivably 16 – 19 years old. There is a chance, that I too, may be within, or close to this age bracket, rendering my comment only marginally inappropriate.