Lee is a fucking idiot. The only reason women have multiple children is because during pregnancy and child birth their bodies release a constant stream of hormones that prevent them from remembering how terrible it all is. Also I’ve never heard of a ball kicking that had a several week long recovery time.
Lee’s fail is in his logic. You can’t compare the two ideas. Labor is a means to an end, whereas getting kicked in the nuts produces nothing; unless you’re one of those special people beats mentioned who like that shit.
Go and fuck vigorously yourself, johnny. You belong in prison for being a fucking danger to society. what kind of simple, knuckle-dragging fuckhead of a cunt expects other people to fix the fucking mess that YOU caused, on your own, just by being completely fucking useless?
And you want other people to give you money AND feed you until you vomit?
Is that a fairly fucking accurate summation of events?
First of all Ms. Anne, thank you for your concern for my well being and the well being of others! I would like to say it was an accident, that is why they are called “accidents.” It was a stick shift and it did not go into gear properly. I do understand my negligence and I feel terrible for my mistake. I am doing everything I possibly can to make things work out, and I thank God because I know things could have been much worse. I am good at taking dares and entertaining individuals and I would have you know because of my wonderful friends who also enjoy being entertained in such acts as me eating a jar of mayonnaise or a burrito with snickers and ketchup, I am well on my way to reaching my goal. Instead of vigorously f***ing myself I intend to continue to be a better person and learn from my previous actions. Thank you for your sentiments, you sound like a very nice person.
I do have a job and I plan on paying for the damages I caused, thanks for being such stand up guys who never make mistakes. Jokes on you though seeing that I am getting money from friends who understand what it’s like to be in a tough spot because they know I would be right there helping them out if they ever needed it.
Also, for a car to start wandering off like that, it needs to be standing on a some kind of a hill. Not on a completely flat area like the one typically found in gas stations. If you’re gonna lie to make some money, try making up a believable scam. Something about a Nigerian prince always works well.
I have pictures of exactly what it looked like…it appeared flat. Many things were on my mind and I was in a hurry running errands. I don’t need to make excuses I already admitted my faults and I am doing the best I can to get some extra money and it’s working so quit hating.If I was going to come up with a story, it wouldn’t be one where I looked so careless and ignorant, but I have reason to believe you have been to every gas station in America so I understand your reason for being so skeptical. I have driven a stick shift car for years and this is my first time making that mistake and yes it was a MISTAKE! I don’t have children so unfortunately I cannot take you up on your offer, but every penny counts so thanks for the generosity!
Johnny. You are a fool for thinking being nice to any of these people will result in them helping you out of one of your (likely) many moments of stupidity. The odds of them actually helping you would increase exponentially if you stopped acting like such a bitch, manned the fuck up, an told these cockfucks what u really think of them.
Yo spuds thanks but I don’t want their help at all if they are gonna be acting like that, thinking they are better than everyone else then they can keep their negative attitudes and enjoy getting through life without needing the occasional help from their friends and family. And thanks danchang69 I’ll take you up on that cat poo!
Hello again Ms.Anne it sounds like you live a sad and lonely life and could really use an occasional hug. I’m a bit boggled as to why you couldn’t fit all your hurtful insults into just one comment but I guess looking at the times of the posts that you thought of that awesome handbrake zinger three minutes later and really felt the need to return to the comments and post it. As for the answer to that question I really wouldn’t know, I’ll ask my brother because he is mentally handicapped.
Good one, you brought in two insults in the same comment this time…I see we are learning. Well as fun as this comment section was for me I will probably be going now because I feel like I have better things to do. For the record, I have raised over $200 in a day and more is coming in so no matter what you say, some pretty awesome people support me, and that’s all that matters. Best of luck!
Jonnyeatdoo–wrap your head around this concept; friends don’t let friends eat cat shit. You don’t have friends–you have people who enjoy watching and participating in your train wreck of a life solely for entertainment. You were so flustered you left the gas hose in? Did it stretch all the way to the BMW? Your story sequence is shit. Eat that.
Yo rightbrain, the kid that offered me money was my friend and I knew he was kidding that’s why I said ok and for the hose what happened was I paid the guy before I pumped and just because I t-boned a car didn’t mean I didn’t need gas anymore so when I reversed and pumped the gas I Went and spoke with the author of the car…then after speaking with him and getting stuff together I went to drive off with the hose in. I appreciate your keen eye for detail! And yes my life has had a few ditzy stupid moments in it but I consider myself a klutz even when I try to be careful…things have always worked out for me and they will continue to so thanks for all your kind words!