Holy crap to the amount of empty Beam bottles in the first photo…never mind the douche in the “shitty” costume…I’m wowed his liver still functions!! And good to see Sportacus knows how to keep the lads strapped down tight enough to avoid all the extra slappage that must occur with all those flippin star jumps.
In regards to post 3… I just threw up a little in my mouth.
In regards to post 1.. though that guy looks like a super mega douche and possible rapist I must ponder.. did he make that costume himself? I can’t imagine anyone selling something so stupid but.. if he really sewed that shit up together himself.. I have to give him a little credit…. maybe.
I fully believe that the first guy made the costume himself. I also believe that he’s been with some horribly dirty women.
If your pinky comes out like that… you make a quick excuse to wash your hands and then never (ever) go near it again…
or hey, what about handling the situation like this: “Ya know what would be fun? Us showering together!… and maybe having a contest to see who can fit a bar of soap into their anus the fastest? Doesn’t that sound hot/sexy? Oh, my finger? No, no… don’t feel bad, that’s not why I mentioned the “contest”. In fact, I accidentally put my hand into the box of chocolates I got you for Valentine’s Day, that’s what this is… no, wait, don’t lick it off, that’s not hot, no, give me back my……………………………… we need to break up.”
@2. yeah, this has been shopped, but i’m fairly sure this is a genuine durham uni letter. reason 1: i went there and this is the kind of thing estates and buildings spend their time doing, and 2: the showers were chock full of spunk for both years i lived in college.
Hmmm…@ no. 2. So surely common sense would say that someone made this as a joke or to get at the guys who are jerking off in the shower…as if semen would build up and clog the showers!! What, solid setting semen?? I think not… and DNA testing on it? Whatever.
1. there is a shocker costume. the only difference is the guy painted the pinky brown. also, i am pretty sure there is more than one guy drinking all of that alcohol. i am sure that is the result multiple parties and Ruphie Coladas
2. semen has a coagulant, so in the presence of water, it balls up. in large quantities, i am pretty sure solid semen blockage would be a problem.
@sarayve: True, semen does coagulate on contact with water (and other bodily fluids). However, semen from healthy males will generally liquefy ~30 minutes later, so unless it’s some sort of large group masturbating session there shouldn’t be any significant build-up, and if there were it would be short-lived.
As a sidenote, I’ve clearly been thinking about this too deeply and have traumatised myself with the mental images. Must go lie down…
@28. WHAT? IT’S RIGHT THERE! Can’t believe you missed it wordpervert, it’s burned into my retina…. AHHHHHHHHHH. CAN’T. GET. IT. OUT… JUST. WANT. TO. STOP. SEEING. A. HELMET. WHENEVER. I. CLOSE. MY. EYES.
You would have to be with a filthy woman to get faeces on your pinky? She’s dirty because you stuck your finger in her anus- where faeces exits the body- and got poo on your precious pinky?
She’s dirty because you CHOSE to stick your finger into a fecal-canal? Actually, that makes YOU the filthy one…Here’s a radical idea- if you don’t like shit, don’t stick your finger in an arsehole.