I deleted my FB when they forced that timeline on people, as I am under no obligation to use a free site that mostly pissed me off toward the end. However I do like how creative some of the people are who use the timeline like the second one here. Good stuff!
#4 The filthy cunt braids his pubic hair before gluing it to his head. I guess he thinks it’s supposed to make him look hardcore, really, it just looks like he wanted to give his boyfriend something to hold on to while he’s hoovering it up. Hence the nickname they gave him back in high-school, “Hoover Mike”. Anyone care to finish the sentence on the goobers shirt?
i’d break him over my knee
you’re obviously inexperienced at sizing up dudes, this guy is a fucking pussy. people that try so hard generally are. he’s probably reacted to being bullied by going all “dark” and shit…and it may have worked in highschool, but on the street, he just comes off as a tosser.
it’s not crazy you gotta be scared of, it’s someone who is calm, capable of doing you harm, and has the will to do it. dudes that try to fight “crazy” usually get their arses handed to them.
funny coincidence, that. if such a man was standing in front of me, he’d find that we’d be looking each other straight in the eye. i’d be saying something like “what now?”, quite frankly.
in case you missed it the first time i told you, i work out…kinda like…well….a fucking lot. and not your average little gym workouts either, i do shit that would buckle you in a couple of minutes. so you see your fat jokes are simply a display of your utter ignorance. anyone who takes a look at me can see how physically capable i am and you’d be a fucking idiot if you took me on. i don’t like fighting and don’t pretend to be some martial artist or some shit, but when called upon to do some gnarly shit, i have performed. and i tell you – this guy is a fucking pussy.
yet another topic you know fuck all about msanne. how does it feel to be so consistently wrong, all on one night?
mass – if i told you, you’d probably a) disbelieve me, and b) laugh your arse off. it’s probably better that you don’t know.
the beautiful thing about this acronym is it fits so many things. please feel welcome to be creative with it.
the more insulting the better. there is a reason i come here, you know.
Idiots huh? Sorta Like Gilligan? Ease up fire chief. I know you like the woo woo brrrrrrn noises your truck makes but there’s no need to hose us down with all that hostility. Try being fucking polite for a change instead of acting like a big meany poo poo head. Ex. I’m going to bed. Goodnight assholes! I hope to dream of my favorite ship and lots and lots of booty, women booty…j/k, I’m. Gonna dream of a hideaway filled with gold and silver like usual…
Jesus, SLG, you are a douch. I’m guessing you are some little weedy shit who has always been bullied, and to make yourself feel better you tell people online that you’re tough. If i’m right, then i think SerialLyingGoochlicker is appropriate. Alternatively, maybe you were a weedy little shit and you were bullied in school, so to make yourself feel better you spend all your time taking steroids and in the gym, so you actually are a big guy now. If that’s the case, StupidLurkyGoon might be more appropriate. Fucking cunt.
Cupidstunt, you know those converstations people get themselves into, where they try to explain a situation too embarrassing to admit. So, they use “their friend” as the example person in that particular situation instead of themselves, in a bid to avoid any embarrassment. SLG is “the friend” in your last comment.
@goodgodno, I am not a big guy, and i do not pretend to be online so you’re comment is fake. t1000 = stupid troll, but never fails to make me laugh! also, if i wanted to project an embarassing aspect of my past onto a lamebook poster, i would accuse msanne of having prematurely ejaculating when fucking your sister in the ass.
brilliant! some of these were awesome! cheers, guys.
haha a guy can’t win can he? one minute you get called fat and stuff…if you deny being fat and point out that in point of fact you’re kind of a big dude who works out quite a lot, then the steroid jokes come. it’s kinda predictable, but i’m definitely used to those ones now! i can’t prove my claims so it’s pointless getting into a discussion about it. believe whatever you like! oh wait, you already do! as you were.
Well, technically you *could* prove it, however, I’d like to give you the benefit of the doubt as a guy way too intelligent to relinquish his identity to a forum full of trolling assholes. ‘sides T1000 would just call fakey
you’re right capn! and you know what, i’ve figured out a workaround! anyone who wants to find out who is the biggest, stronginest, toughest, and the bashiest can meet me at the north pole at noon today. i’ll be there, just look for the dude in the floral shirt and pink hotpants.
i’ll kick all your arses. THAT’s how tough I am! rraawr!
the whole ‘get rid of cable’ thing is so darn true it’s bloody great.
what a bunch of pussies! nobody showed up! i was totally gonna mess anyone up that i met. i had to take my frustrations out on a penguin, it was terrible.
this is the last time i challenge you lamebook guys to a fight. no really, you’ve blown it.