Friday, April 20, 2012

Foto Friday!


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  1. 1st one is fake.

    2nd one is amusing….and REAL!

    3rd one is fake.


  3. megan fox…fuckers

  4. What is that supposed to be on the first guys head. And what are the last two words of the tattoo? Oh this is all too confusing.

  5. curlybap The last two words are fast asleep. Its song lyrics from Disney’s Cinderella

  6. I deleted my FB when they forced that timeline on people, as I am under no obligation to use a free site that mostly pissed me off toward the end. However I do like how creative some of the people are who use the timeline like the second one here. Good stuff!

  7. first guy looks like the kind of dick who thinks he’s a vampire or something when in fact he’s just a lame tosser

  8. @ the first one…

    Challenge accepted.

  9. #4 The filthy cunt braids his pubic hair before gluing it to his head. I guess he thinks it’s supposed to make him look hardcore, really, it just looks like he wanted to give his boyfriend something to hold on to while he’s hoovering it up. Hence the nickname they gave him back in high-school, “Hoover Mike”. Anyone care to finish the sentence on the goobers shirt?

  10. A kid I knew used to have a metal claw on his hand like that. He was a real tool.

  11. #9

    Are you sure that’s hair? To me, it kinda looks like he cut his forehead and it’s blood dripping down his face.

  12. The guy in the first one looks very much like some idiot I knew in high school. He’d pretend to be all tough, but he had a problem with kleptomania and secretly liked to put things in his ass.

  13. When you take pictures of your self-inflicted head wounds, you look tough.

    When you look tough, people want to know HOW tough.

    When people want to know how tough, you wake up in a road-side ditch.

    Don’t wake up in a road-side ditch. Get rid of cable.

  14. Now that you bring it up Scarab, I guess I’m on the fence with this one, but…he’s still a filthy cunt for not washing it off and letting it get all crunchy and brown trying to kool and whatnot.

  15. my toof

  16. Maybe it’s just me, but if I saw something like that on a car, it would make me want to break into it even more…

  17. butterscotchcandy

    If the person in the last photo was going to capitalize “a”, they must as well just have run away with it and done “Is” too.

  18. @ Capn, I’ll finish it:

    Don’t MAKE me a sandwich!
    I’ll make it myself, thanks.

  19. How about -
    Don’t MAKE me prove how hard I am.
    Because I’m not.

  20. @ feral.. Love those commercials!

  21. 1st pic I don’t get it and don’t care; otherwise I’d google it.
    2nd Meh
    3rd Cringe

  22. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    I’m not sure I understand the first one. Is he supposed to look intimidating?

  23. I think he was trying to go for the ‘you don’t mess with crazy’ look.

    he hasn’t totally failed to pull it off.

  24. ^bullshit
    i’d break him over my knee
    you’re obviously inexperienced at sizing up dudes, this guy is a fucking pussy. people that try so hard generally are. he’s probably reacted to being bullied by going all “dark” and shit…and it may have worked in highschool, but on the street, he just comes off as a tosser.
    it’s not crazy you gotta be scared of, it’s someone who is calm, capable of doing you harm, and has the will to do it. dudes that try to fight “crazy” usually get their arses handed to them.

  25. riight. so not only are you an expert on …whatever it was you were last wanking sideways over, you are now an expert armchair pugilist.

    my my. do you have a black belt in telling tough-man lies on the internet?

    i’d like to see you gape and back-pedal and try to justify yourself if it turned out that dude was 6ft 3.

    (6ft tall – not 6ftaround (like you) )

  26. funny coincidence, that. if such a man was standing in front of me, he’d find that we’d be looking each other straight in the eye. i’d be saying something like “what now?”, quite frankly.
    in case you missed it the first time i told you, i work out…kinda like…well….a fucking lot. and not your average little gym workouts either, i do shit that would buckle you in a couple of minutes. so you see your fat jokes are simply a display of your utter ignorance. anyone who takes a look at me can see how physically capable i am and you’d be a fucking idiot if you took me on. i don’t like fighting and don’t pretend to be some martial artist or some shit, but when called upon to do some gnarly shit, i have performed. and i tell you – this guy is a fucking pussy.
    yet another topic you know fuck all about msanne. how does it feel to be so consistently wrong, all on one night?

  27. I calculate a 90% chance you 2 are trolling to produce a desired emotion.

  28. ^ your belief that i am trolling, is fake.

  29. Ah. You must ocupy the 10%. Am I correct in assuming Msanne is trolling?

  30. ^ it could be. i believe msanne is a little butthurt and looking to regain some of her perceived lost ‘power’

  31. you take this all very seriously don’t you, leatherface?

  32. Correct. She is quite pitiful and fake.

  33. ^says the tragic act pretending to be a robot.

  34. Incorrect. You are fake and many pounds above a healthy weight.

  35. you have me confused with your…someone who gives a shit.

  36. Does your constipation render you unable to give a shit?

  37. why do you care? you want something to snack on?

  38. Incorrect. I do not need to consume food.

  39. Curious, what’s SLG stand for? I’m now thinking it might be the name brand of the gym equipment you work out on so vigorously… type of steroid maybe?

    Kiddin, carry on.

  40. *whats

  41. I calculate a 34% chance it stands for Sexual Lubricant Gore. Its a little known porn genre that is fake.

  42. mass – if i told you, you’d probably a) disbelieve me, and b) laugh your arse off. it’s probably better that you don’t know.
    the beautiful thing about this acronym is it fits so many things. please feel welcome to be creative with it.
    the more insulting the better. there is a reason i come here, you know.

  43. Was I correct? If you were msanne Id say Super Large Gut. However, you are thin.

  44. beautiful! no, t1000, that isn’t it. haha SuperLargeGut i like it

  45. Interesting. I must consult my database for more ideas.

  46. “consult my database”

    are you amused by your own bullshit?

  47. Incorrect. You are fake.

  48. Ummm…

  49. StupidLittleGimp…and fuck juggalos.

  50. gonna leverage off that one maybecakes – SluttyLooseGimp

  51. SortaLateGoal

  52. SadLonelyGymnast

  53. SloppyLargeGunt

  54. SluttyLankyGirl

  55. SemenLappingGiraffe

  56. obsessed with yourself.

  57. unfortunately, my boyfriend looks like #1…I’ve been squirting blood lately : (

  58. LovingLifeAlways

    Slave Labour graphics?

  59. LovingLifeAlways

    Sigma Lambda Gamma ??

  60. Sultry Long Glock

  61. Serendipitous Little Gooch-gremlin :P

  62. Salad loving gay.

  63. Anyone not going to call out his little mouse drawing and his adolescent writing ? You guys are all fucking idiots if you really think that’s him in the picture. It’s a fucking theft deterrent ploy.

  64. renketsuwarrior

    SnogsLittleGuys? Steroids.Like.Good!

    I’m just taping into my stereotype of most bodybuilders. I’m sure youre lovely.
    In fact it probably means SavesLittleGrannies. My hero!


  65. Idiots huh? Sorta Like Gilligan? Ease up fire chief. I know you like the woo woo brrrrrrn noises your truck makes but there’s no need to hose us down with all that hostility. Try being fucking polite for a change instead of acting like a big meany poo poo head. Ex. I’m going to bed. Goodnight assholes! I hope to dream of my favorite ship and lots and lots of booty, women booty…j/k, I’m. Gonna dream of a hideaway filled with gold and silver like usual…

  66. This sounds like fun…uhm…Snot licking gangster?

  67. Jesus, SLG, you are a douch. I’m guessing you are some little weedy shit who has always been bullied, and to make yourself feel better you tell people online that you’re tough. If i’m right, then i think SerialLyingGoochlicker is appropriate. Alternatively, maybe you were a weedy little shit and you were bullied in school, so to make yourself feel better you spend all your time taking steroids and in the gym, so you actually are a big guy now. If that’s the case, StupidLurkyGoon might be more appropriate. Fucking cunt.

  68. Cupidstunt, you know those converstations people get themselves into, where they try to explain a situation too embarrassing to admit. So, they use “their friend” as the example person in that particular situation instead of themselves, in a bid to avoid any embarrassment. SLG is “the friend” in your last comment.

  69. Seeking Lamebook Genius? Same Lame Game? Silly Lamebook Gangsta?

  70. @goodgodno, I am not a big guy, and i do not pretend to be online so you’re comment is fake. t1000 = stupid troll, but never fails to make me laugh! :) also, if i wanted to project an embarassing aspect of my past onto a lamebook poster, i would accuse msanne of having prematurely ejaculating when fucking your sister in the ass.

  71. Sorry Cupidstunt… should have read the thread in a bit more detail. Turns out what I said applies to SLG.

    Oh, and… Sad Little Git

  72. brilliant! some of these were awesome! cheers, guys.
    haha a guy can’t win can he? one minute you get called fat and stuff…if you deny being fat and point out that in point of fact you’re kind of a big dude who works out quite a lot, then the steroid jokes come. it’s kinda predictable, but i’m definitely used to those ones now! i can’t prove my claims so it’s pointless getting into a discussion about it. believe whatever you like! oh wait, you already do! as you were.

  73. Was I close???? I love this kind of stuff!

  74. actually yours were the best, i reckon. relevant and topical, and maybe perhaps even a little accurate too!

  75. SuitablyLubricatedGoat

  76. Well, technically you *could* prove it, however, I’d like to give you the benefit of the doubt as a guy way too intelligent to relinquish his identity to a forum full of trolling assholes. ‘sides T1000 would just call fakey :D

  77. Wait, I didn’t get the chance to add one. I think SLG stands for “Get Rid of Cable.”

  78. slithery little gastropod.

  79. you’re right capn! and you know what, i’ve figured out a workaround! anyone who wants to find out who is the biggest, stronginest, toughest, and the bashiest can meet me at the north pole at noon today. i’ll be there, just look for the dude in the floral shirt and pink hotpants.
    i’ll kick all your arses. THAT’s how tough I am! rraawr!
    the whole ‘get rid of cable’ thing is so darn true it’s bloody great.

  80. douche

  81. what a bunch of pussies! nobody showed up! i was totally gonna mess anyone up that i met. i had to take my frustrations out on a penguin, it was terrible.
    this is the last time i challenge you lamebook guys to a fight. no really, you’ve blown it.

  82. No wonder no one showed up. You went to the wrong pole.

  83. Hah! Good pick-up, beatus! That poor, poor penguin.

  84. actually, truth be told, that penguin fucking kicked my arse. who woulda thunk it, but that penguin was hard as nails.

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