I would say a burmese python because I start out small but then I get too big for the company so I would have no choice but to switch companies where I acquire a huge resource and eat up all the resources in an environment I do not belong to.
“I’m a proud member of the species that has clambered its way to the very pinnacle of all the foodchains we could fucking find, slash & burning half the bloody world on the way – and you want me to take a downgrade to be some sort of fucking pet?!
Well fuck you and your fucked-up job application you soulless sonofawhore. *RAGEQUIT*”