sgtpepper – if you stop and think about how many times someone has posted ‘ben’ – then further calculate how many people, relatively new to this site, have asked for an explanation, then even if you are not particularly mathematically inclined i’m sure you’d be able to hazard a guess that the answer is somewhere in the region of 3 to 4 figures.
please spare someone the oenrous task of a repeat explanation. it’s not that interesting. if you’re really that bothered, go and trawl through the archives. you could even make an indiana jones – style adventure out of it perhaps?
if anonisgayisgay turns up, tell him to leave £5 for the avon lady under the wheelie bin, leave the recycling box out and lock up. he’s been good recently so he’s allowed to sleep on the tarpaulin, but please stress to him that he must, MUST be awake at 7 sharp to bring me eggs benedict and wake me with a pokey bum wank.
Poor old Dan, he finally finds a women he loves, and then goes as far as to enter a wholesome, and procreative sexual relationship (despite his own morals strictly forbidding sex before marriage, this girl is so perfect that he knows ir is Gods master plan). He even goes as far as supporting the ‘Liberal Left’ through investing in high class, product based commodities, much to the pleasure of his now satisfied love.
And after all that change and self sacrifice what does he get? Slapped in the face as she runs of with some Atheist piece of crap who believes in free trade and global warming.