Monday, March 29, 2010

Feel the Love

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  1. ben

  2. Matthew, I’m sorry to break this to you, but just because one of you slept with someone else outside the marriage, doesn’t mean you get to annul the marriage. Can you say “divorce”?

  3. I’m disgusted at Nicoles Limited vocabulary. Now that she has some time on her hands it might pay to get a thesaurus.

  4. Nicole believes the thesaurus became extinct when the meteor hit 65 million years ago.

  5. I think she’s disgusted.

  6. Ooh, this is great, I love playing matchmaker! Nicole and Matthew can get together for coffee and commiserate with each other over being cheated on, and end up together on the rebound. Luc and Ricky can get together at a sports bar and bitch about their exes until they finally look deeply into each others’ eyes over their Miller Lite and fall in love. If they want to get really serious, though, they’re going to have to move to Vermont.

  7. @Sensible Madness
    you did a good job of sorting that all out. Now everyone can be happy, lol

  8. I’m shocked Nicole knows how to spell “disgusted”. It seems like most people of her… limited… capacity for language spell it “discusted”…

  9. Also, I’m pretty sure I remember learning how -ie verbs change to -ying in, like, grade 3. Why is it that no one else seems to know how this works?

  10. CommentsAtLarge

    @ vandelay

    I would have expected it to be “discussted” myself

  11. ThinkingInPictures

    Actually, if it’s within a certain timespan, I think a year, he can indeed get it annulled due to her infidelity.

  12. Having sex with other people “in” this marriage? As opposed to people outside of it? Didn’t realise you could cheat within a polygamous marriage!

  13. JesusOnADinosaur

    Awwww, Luc! <3

  14. Aw man, these just depress me too much to bother trying to make a funny.

    Maybe… uh… Amye cheated because… she wants someone who can spell. Ha. Lol.
    Fuck it, I’m tired.

  15. Wait, Amye? Amye is a name? To Google!

    Apparently so. It means ‘beloved one.’
    Irony. Sorta.

  16. MonkeyCMonkeyDo

    Infidelity is not cause for an annulment – at least not within the Catholic church.

  17. i refuse to believe that ‘Amye’ is the proper spelling. I thought my spelling was a stretch, but damn. Matthew does have an affinity towards extra e’s.

  18. I can’t believe no one has commented on Ricky. Poor guy is obviously less happy being IN a relationship than being single, haha

  19. MsBuzzkillington

    awww poor Ricky.

  20. It never ceases to amaze me that people like Nicole cannot seem to figure out that there is a such thing as PERSONAL MESSAGE. This is yet another cry for help from somebody looking for attention. Don’t get me wrong, I like seeing the occasional drama bit. But I can’t help but to Not feel sorry for these people.

    @ Sense: Your originality is always a home run with me.

    Sensible Madness FTW! :)

  21. JacksSmirkingRevenge

    I wonder what the actual status of Nicole’s relationship was… what is a “marriage”?

  22. @ HeSaidWhat

    Forget personal messages, what happened to people just having face-to -face arguments? Has technology gone so far we’ve lost the joy of a blazing barney?

  23. Ricky did the right thing by trying to drink away the pain, but that is negated by his being a huge nancy for not just deleting his updates and internalizing the hurt without involving his facebook world.

    Due to his manly failures, his penis has now inverted inside his body resulting in the horror of vaginidickis. He’s been doing all right with boys, but his cock hole is not very accommodating, so there tends to be a lot of blood. And unless you’re my wife, who is on their period every time you want to have sex?

  24. hahaha @soup, have missed your comments of late. Your poor dear wife, her only defence from your ‘vaginidickis’ (you know waay too much on this subject to not be personally involved somehow!)

  25. lol

  26. I feel sorry for these people. They must be lonely. lol

  27. at least Luc isn’t being dramatic about it.

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