So that’s what getting back to nature is these days…I’ve never played a game on facebook, and I never will. I don’t get why people can’t use facebook for what it’s meant to be used for…Then again, we wouldn’t have Lamebook, so i shouldn’t complain.
it scraches wel qwick but al wood dus relly wood floorins a pain in the ass ta be onist an if u spil anfink the slats can lift best tipe ta get tho is timber hardwood on floors an bamboo r the werst for scraches
timber is a tipe of wood yeh katy its egspensiv but al good wood is ya best to get american hardwood or brazilan for a counter or anyfink thats not guna be ovaused ya betta wiv softa wood on the floor an darka culers sho up scraches more so ya betta wiv a liter color but be relly carful not to spil stuf on any floor wiv wood can take a bit but if u do to much or get a flood ur fucked
yoink – from what I’ve heard, women tend to prefer the American hardwood because it is cut properly and cleaner. From what I’ve heard, the European woods can be dirty and smell bad. I’m not a woodsman, so I’m not sure if this is accurate.
oh u talkin bowt dicks dan? y u hitin on me? ud like that woodnt u u racest prik bein homifobic then tryin to find out bowt my dik? try sortin urs out befor u ask over peple bowt theres they can do a lota plastic surjry these dais but i recimend wiv one as smal as urs u jus get a sex chang u woodnt evan miss it considrin roses hav got biga thorns than ur dick
The last one would be funny if Jessie’s profile pic included a gas-guzzling SUV, a pelican covered in oil, or a pile of rubber tires burning. Otherwise, “getting back to nature” is cute, but not amusing beyond that.
i dunno bowt makin javlins an wat wood be best but i def fink u shud do it an make it in the shap of a giyant cock so then wen he has his funral in a cerch his preest and al his religus frends wil be told he got kild by bein penitrated by a giyant cock an he wil lose his credabilty
I’ve been going back through the archives, and you seem incapable of saying anything that isn’t senseless, tasteless, stupid or just plain inconceivably idiotic. And as such, I have taken it upon myself to make this account and try to remedy the few that I can stand reading without vomiting. Beginning here.
Grow the hell up! What is wrong with you?
“fat chicks shouldn’t breed and pass on their fat genes.” What? So you’re not going to hell eh? You take a very liberal view on who or what is going to be in ‘eternal damnation’. Who gets to decide? You or God? Because if it’s not you, then I’d be a touch worried if I were you.
“the only reason to lay a fat girl is if she’s a training lay. but even then….”
I have a question for you. If there like some switch you throw that changes you from a bible-bashing, beatified, righteous jerk into a degenerate, wanton, absolute tool?
So much for avoiding Hell. If you feel so strongly that there is one.
Hebrews 13:4 God will surely judge people who are immoral and those who commit adultery.
1 Thess 4:3 God wants you to be holy and completely free from sexual immorality
1 Corinthians 6:18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
And of course, ‘Do not commit adultery’.
I could literally go on for about a week, there are quotes left right and centre about having sex before marriage, and with people you’re not married to… and you’re talking about practicing on other people? What the hell?
And you’re one to talk about spelling and grammar, if Jesus is God, then doesn’t He at least deserve a capital letter for Lord and Saviour? And try capitals at the beginning of sentences. I could sift for hours through the mire of your posts and fill volumes with your own errors, so perhaps best to take the plank out of your own eye before taking the speck out of your brother’s eh?
And what’s with the creepy double entendres? And no, its a bit late to claim an interest in woodworking, not with posts like that. If you’re going to use double entendres, at least be classy about them, don’t talk about cutting the tips of logs. Wow.
Are you kidding me? You’re saying you’ve been reading dan_fargis’s posts for awhile now, and you STILL think this is him? I’m not one hundred percent positive, but it appears obvious that this is someone else with the same name. The grammer mistakes, the lack of political spewage, not one quote from the bible?? This is NOT the dan_fargis we all know and laugh it. It’s just a shame that these were the comments that broke the proverbial back for you.