Lamebook what has hapened to you? I used to see you as a likeminded friend to laugh at all the lame and funny things people decide is appropriate to make public to the world and now you just post things because they say “dick”, “twilight” or “justin Bieber” If I found these funny I would go and eavesdrop on a bunch of teenage girls. It’s sad to say but I think Lamebook is becoming juvenile and unfunny.
Hmm… the bone cracking fact is somewhat wrong. I mean, for once it says you can only pop once every 25-30 minutes, while I can crack repeatedly for as much as I want… obviously not all knuckle cracking is caused by the same reason, which means the argument is a fail in itself…
That knuckle cracking one is all the evidence we need that (a) some people should not be allowed to make groups and (b) there needs to be a 10-word limit on that shit. Seriously, did some insanely bored fuck-tard decide to take the first slew of crap he could find on some medical website and turn it into the name of a group?
I would’ve thought most guys would be very proud of themselves if they could reach the water with their dick. Then I remembered you guys in the States have quite a high water level, so it wouldn’t be much of a stretch for it to end up in there.
The Australian toilet water level is generally a lot more shallow, so for a dick to end up in the water here, is pretty bloody impressive, even when sitting.
When my dick is soft it’s too small to reach toilet water. When it’s hard it doesn’t point down. I feel sorry for guys whose dick stays long when it’s soft. It must make it very uncomfortable to do many things, like running, or taking a shit. I also feel sorry for guys whose dick points down when it’s hard. I suggest you make an appointment with God or your parents and to negotiate some sort of refund or exhange.
Walter, your comment is very insensitive to those of us with massive down-pointing penises. Stirring poo water with my ginormous mushy kielbasa is no laughing matter. And everyone giggles when I do the “jerking-off” motion with my hands, because apparently I don’t do it like them. Jerk.
Once again, Soup is funnier than Lamebook posts. Come on, Lamebook. Get a pool already. How am I going to say something clever about THIS crap? Well, I could make fun of that Twilight chick. Her name is Dawn. One of the twilight books is called breaking dawn. I’ll bet she jerks off to it. Meh…I’m tired.
I had no idea that there were people that could reach the water. Hell I thought touching the bowl was pretty good. Not to mention disgusting. But at least I am not stirring poo water. My sympathies are off to you Soup.