Am I the only one who thinks it’s time to break off the engagement when one member of the couple gets sent to prison? I mean, if you’re planning on spending the rest of your life with someone (in theory), shouldn’t incarceration be a deal breaker?
But then, there are people who intentionally seek out convicted felons in prison to marry, so what the hell do I know.
Is there a procedure where guys can get their balls lifted?
Has Kristen considered suicide?
And the one about “your Mum is a whore” is a total knock off of Sean Connery in SNL’s Jeopardy. “What’s the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One’s a sick duck and I can’t remember the rest but you’re mother’s a whore.” Fail.
Hey, you gotta manscape for chics these days… Im sure there are some betty rubble bitches out there that likes a hairy guy and probably get a weird kick out of picking pubes out of their mouth… But if you want chics to get freaky then you gotta take care of your bad bad (If gals have gud gud we have bad bads right?)
@spinach dip – Whether or not the chef’s staring is an issue really depends on which way she has the cans facing. Chef Boyardee always did have that kinda smug “you know you want my ravioli” expression… http://www.wisynco.com/files/u1/ChefBoyardee.jpg
And basically, I think what Kristen is trying to tell me is that I should hope we never, ever have any reason to interact with one another.
What’s the point of joining all these groups? To prove that you exist? Ha ha.
My friend joins like 50 groups in a day; I’m not even kidding! It is so annoying going to the home tab & seeing “So & so joined such and such group” and 30 others.
Kristen joined those at the same time because she thought it’d be funny to do it then send it to Lamebook. Let’s be honest – the people who become fans of random things, make what they *think* are funny comments on other peoples’ stuff, etc. then submit it thinking they’re hilarious are the “Lame” parts of the submissions.
Also, I’m guessing the “staring” person probably joined all of them on purpose to show how lame it is that so many of those groups exist at all. At least I hope that’s why…
K, so I seem to be awaiting moderation. What I was trying to say was: @ wordpervert, beckyboo, and slimjayz: I’m okay with “slut,” but I’m a particular fan of the word “c*nt,” both as a reference to female genitalia and as a reference to people with unpleasant dispositions. Most often, it’s “c*nt-faced b*tch.” Embrace “c*nt” people!! And I don’t mean “can’t.”
It’s kind of strange to be cooking chicken legs and meat balls at the same time, esapashally in the same pot. But when I am cooking me up some chicken leg and meatball spaghetti sauce I find that a good way to keep them from getting stuck together is UNDERWEAR…
The last one probably was lousy at staring contests.
But at one point I did expect to find a “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?” in there.