Twilight is the one thing I don’t mind there still being jokes about, but that’s because I won’t be happy until we make a giant pile of all the Twilight books and movies, smear it with our own shit and light it on fire. Fuck Bieber, this is all the appeasement anybody needs.
Father Sha, imagine all the evil in the world. Visualise it. Picture it, standing right in front of you. Then take a big shit on it. That’s page 1 of Twilight. It’s downhill from there.
Dukey , i had to google it (english is not my first language)to see how bad it would be and well … Lets say i get your point and am in need of some disney movies or something o save my soul
The person who made the vagnia page probably may not be aware of the wonderful perks of self-cunnilingus, I think. That’s why most women practice yoga. So that they can get their heads in places that normal people cannot possible fathom.
How very true… I honestly could think of no way to describe how horrible it is. And then, you came along all “Now I will take Katara’s thoughts and morph them into true genius because I am cool like that.” So cool, icecubes are jealous, Hobo. So cool.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I will do you, just don’t gimme swine flu.
(FYI: I heard this as a pick up line in a shady bar somewhere in the corner of Michigan)
i’m loving these poems. you guys are very clever. if my brain was functioning today, i might be able to come up with one too but alas my dirty mind seemed to have gone on vacation. wtf
I dunno whats worse, the fans of twilight or the haters. They all just need to take a deep breath and let Twilight die its natural death. I think everyone is ready to move on.
I enjoyed it too, it’s like a sparkly twinky. No value and it’s bad for you, but oh can’t get enough of that vampire baseball, and love that causes suicide marathons. It’s like PWP except without the first P.
DEATH TO THE BIEBER!
damn
Vagnia.
What is a Justin Bieber?
It sure is windy out there with all those fans…
how come my comment just says awaiting moderation? never seen that before.
Google it, gusset. At his age, he’s still falling far short of ‘Just in’.
Yeah and fans are never wrong.
Damn @ #7
good to know people are already capitalizing on the change from “become a fan” to “like”
Oh great. With that new “like” feature we’re going to see dumb things like “it rough” now? Faaaaab.
http://www.vagnia.com/ the word really doea exist…. No. Way. *incredulous expression*
*does
I dunno about my vagnia. But I know for sure my vagina won’t finger itself.
Kinda like what they did with the vampire fa(n)gs thing. It’s pretty clever …
Suckme … i won’t go ther , too easy. But i bet there will be others that will.
@Father… Easy is my middle name.
In any case, I’d gladly sacrifice Bieber for the greater good.
Might have to rethink my position if that is your middle name.
Meet you IRL : easy is goooood
Meet you on line : i like a challenge
Fap fap fap?
My vagina does not like vagnia.
http://snipurl.com/xxashleyxx/?id=16062 Take a look.
@19 My vagina does not like skank Ashley.
Wow Evey, desperate much?
The “fan” posts suck the hardest, every now and then there is a cute and or funny one, but mostly they are lame.
Twilight is the one thing I don’t mind there still being jokes about, but that’s because I won’t be happy until we make a giant pile of all the Twilight books and movies, smear it with our own shit and light it on fire. Fuck Bieber, this is all the appeasement anybody needs.
Just go with it. Your vagnia has feelings too.
Hobo , you have been pretty angry lately but telling people to fuck bieber is just uncalled for mate.
Yeah, Hobo. That’s called pedophilia where I come from.
If it’s any consolation, he’s legal in Britain.
Single, too.
Okay, this is weird now.
None of you are Chris Hansen, right?
You made me lol , strange but funny reply
Is twilight really that bad , havent seen or read it so wouldnt know …
@Father Sha, you don’t have to try scatological sex to know it’s bad.
Father Sha, imagine all the evil in the world. Visualise it. Picture it, standing right in front of you. Then take a big shit on it. That’s page 1 of Twilight. It’s downhill from there.
Dukey , i had to google it (english is not my first language)to see how bad it would be and well … Lets say i get your point and am in need of some disney movies or something o save my soul
@Dukey, Hobo and Father. You have all just made my morning. I expect a great afternoon.
The person who made the vagnia page probably may not be aware of the wonderful perks of self-cunnilingus, I think. That’s why most women practice yoga. So that they can get their heads in places that normal people cannot possible fathom.
*possibly
@Hobo
How very true… I honestly could think of no way to describe how horrible it is. And then, you came along all “Now I will take Katara’s thoughts and morph them into true genius because I am cool like that.” So cool, icecubes are jealous, Hobo. So cool.
It’s always a great day with lamebook has a post with the word vagina in it.
Great job lamebook – I “like” this.
*thinks I’ve been doing the wrong kind of yoga*
Vagnia.
if you’re not already familiar with twilight, this would be a good snark, i mean, start: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzwiwV0EfVk&feature=related
Don’t worry Spoon. With a name like that, you are probably on the right track already.
Emma likes this!
Vagina won’t finger itself! LOL
Vampire Fangs! LOL
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like this poem but fuck it lets screw.
Steph likes it rough! *chuckle*
Emma likes it rrrrawwww and wrrrrrriggglin
Roses are red, violets are blue, I will do you, just don’t gimme swine flu.
(FYI: I heard this as a pick up line in a shady bar somewhere in the corner of Michigan)
Roses are red, violets are blue, i’ll show you my tits if you show me your dude.
I wish that my facebook would become a fan of things randomly, that could be my excuse of being a fan of Skanks!
from previous posts i was expecting something more like “Roses are red, violets are blue, you shit on me and i’ll poo on you”.
Roses are red, violets are blue, i’d suck on your cock but it smells just like poo
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d do unspeakable things to you, only if you take off your clothes and moo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, i’ll take off my clothes, but you have to too.
Suck fine poetry.
Minus the mooing though, I’m not a fan of that.
roses are red
violets are blue
long dick that ho
and fill her with goo
*such. Crap!
roses are red
violets are blue
fingered your vagina
in, out and slue
Roses are red, violets are blue, i’ll suck you dry, as soon as i’m through
Roses are red, violets are blue, I want you naked, please don’t misconstrue
Roses are red, violets are blue, you play with me, and i’ll play with you (this is a nice kiddy version)
roses are red
violets are blue
facefucked her so hard
she forgot what she knew
This is from my alter ego, Emil:
Roses are red, violets are blue, i’ve got a big cock and i’ll split you in two
Roses are red, violets are blue, the sooner you bend, the faster I shoot
Roses are red, violets are blue, you scream like it hurts when i’m pounding you
Roses are red, violets are blue, vagina vagina vagina i’m through.
roses are red
violets are blue
gargle my cum
and swallow it too
British Hobo cracks me up more than the pages!
i’m loving these poems. you guys are very clever. if my brain was functioning today, i might be able to come up with one too but alas my dirty mind seemed to have gone on vacation. wtf
Roses are red violets are blue, heard your a good fuck,lets see if it’s true.
roses are red violets are blue, use plenty of lube, oh shit! no that’s glue.
ehheheheheh at uoy…
btw.. I JUST figured out what your username is… slow today..
“taking the n out of fampire fangs” hahaha
*vampire.
I dunno whats worse, the fans of twilight or the haters. They all just need to take a deep breath and let Twilight die its natural death. I think everyone is ready to move on.
Roses are red
My dick is blue
If you weren’t so fridget
I’d fuck you.
Adoration @ the LotR and scatological references.
eh, I like Twilight. I know its lame assed shit but its still entertaining.
I enjoyed it too, it’s like a sparkly twinky. No value and it’s bad for you, but oh can’t get enough of that vampire baseball, and love that causes suicide marathons. It’s like PWP except without the first P.
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I’ll fuck you with a rake you stupid bitch….
And Justin Bieber Volcano is a sickipedia joke,,, again…
Are these weekly things gonna stop being FANtastic Friday since facebook has abolished the whole fan thing? LIKEtastic Friday just sounds stupid
LOL!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Two Girls, One cup
Let’s do it too
I couldn’t help myself, I had to join that last one.