Friday, April 23, 2010

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  2. damn

  3. Vagnia.

  4. What is a Justin Bieber?

  5. It sure is windy out there with all those fans…

  6. how come my comment just says awaiting moderation? never seen that before.

  7. Google it, gusset. At his age, he’s still falling far short of ‘Just in’.

  8. Yeah and fans are never wrong.

  9. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Damn @ #7

    good to know people are already capitalizing on the change from “become a fan” to “like”

  10. Oh great. With that new “like” feature we’re going to see dumb things like “it rough” now? Faaaaab.

  11. the word really doea exist…. No. Way. *incredulous expression*

  12. *does

  13. suckmebeautiful

    I dunno about my vagnia. But I know for sure my vagina won’t finger itself.

  14. Kinda like what they did with the vampire fa(n)gs thing. It’s pretty clever …

    Suckme … i won’t go ther , too easy. But i bet there will be others that will.

  15. suckmebeautiful

    @Father… Easy is my middle name.

    In any case, I’d gladly sacrifice Bieber for the greater good.

  16. Might have to rethink my position if that is your middle name.

    Meet you IRL : easy is goooood
    Meet you on line : i like a challenge

  17. suckmebeautiful

    Fap fap fap?

  18. My vagina does not like vagnia.

  19. Take a look.

  20. @19 My vagina does not like skank Ashley.

  21. Wow Evey, desperate much?

    The “fan” posts suck the hardest, every now and then there is a cute and or funny one, but mostly they are lame.

  22. Twilight is the one thing I don’t mind there still being jokes about, but that’s because I won’t be happy until we make a giant pile of all the Twilight books and movies, smear it with our own shit and light it on fire. Fuck Bieber, this is all the appeasement anybody needs.

  23. Who's That Girl?

    Just go with it. Your vagnia has feelings too.

  24. Hobo , you have been pretty angry lately but telling people to fuck bieber is just uncalled for mate.

  25. Yeah, Hobo. That’s called pedophilia where I come from. ;-)

  26. If it’s any consolation, he’s legal in Britain.

    Single, too.

    Okay, this is weird now.

  27. None of you are Chris Hansen, right?

  28. You made me lol , strange but funny reply

    Is twilight really that bad , havent seen or read it so wouldnt know …

  29. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    @Father Sha, you don’t have to try scatological sex to know it’s bad.

  30. Father Sha, imagine all the evil in the world. Visualise it. Picture it, standing right in front of you. Then take a big shit on it. That’s page 1 of Twilight. It’s downhill from there.

  31. Dukey , i had to google it (english is not my first language)to see how bad it would be and well … Lets say i get your point and am in need of some disney movies or something o save my soul

  32. @Dukey, Hobo and Father. You have all just made my morning. I expect a great afternoon.

  33. i love malteaser too

    The person who made the vagnia page probably may not be aware of the wonderful perks of self-cunnilingus, I think. That’s why most women practice yoga. So that they can get their heads in places that normal people cannot possible fathom.

  34. i love malteaser too


  35. @Hobo

    How very true… I honestly could think of no way to describe how horrible it is. And then, you came along all “Now I will take Katara’s thoughts and morph them into true genius because I am cool like that.” So cool, icecubes are jealous, Hobo. So cool.

  36. It’s always a great day with lamebook has a post with the word vagina in it.

    Great job lamebook – I “like” this. :P

  37. *thinks I’ve been doing the wrong kind of yoga*

  38. Vagnia.

  39. if you’re not already familiar with twilight, this would be a good snark, i mean, start:

  40. i love malteaser too

    Don’t worry Spoon. With a name like that, you are probably on the right track already.

  41. Emma likes this!

    Vagina won’t finger itself! LOL

    Vampire Fangs! LOL

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I like this poem but fuck it lets screw.

    Steph likes it rough! *chuckle*

    Emma likes it rrrrawwww and wrrrrrriggglin

  42. i love malteaser too

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I will do you, just don’t gimme swine flu.
    (FYI: I heard this as a pick up line in a shady bar somewhere in the corner of Michigan)

  43. Roses are red, violets are blue, i’ll show you my tits if you show me your dude.

  44. I wish that my facebook would become a fan of things randomly, that could be my excuse of being a fan of Skanks!

  45. from previous posts i was expecting something more like “Roses are red, violets are blue, you shit on me and i’ll poo on you”.

  46. Roses are red, violets are blue, i’d suck on your cock but it smells just like poo

  47. i love malteaser too

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d do unspeakable things to you, only if you take off your clothes and moo. :-|

  48. Roses are red, violets are blue, i’ll take off my clothes, but you have to too.

  49. Suck fine poetry.

    Minus the mooing though, I’m not a fan of that.

  50. roses are red
    violets are blue
    long dick that ho
    and fill her with goo

  51. *such. Crap!

  52. roses are red
    violets are blue
    fingered your vagina
    in, out and slue

  53. Roses are red, violets are blue, i’ll suck you dry, as soon as i’m through

  54. Roses are red, violets are blue, I want you naked, please don’t misconstrue

  55. Roses are red, violets are blue, you play with me, and i’ll play with you (this is a nice kiddy version)

  56. roses are red
    violets are blue
    facefucked her so hard
    she forgot what she knew

  57. This is from my alter ego, Emil:

    Roses are red, violets are blue, i’ve got a big cock and i’ll split you in two

    Roses are red, violets are blue, the sooner you bend, the faster I shoot

    Roses are red, violets are blue, you scream like it hurts when i’m pounding you

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vagina vagina vagina i’m through.

  58. roses are red
    violets are blue
    gargle my cum
    and swallow it too

  59. British Hobo cracks me up more than the pages!

  60. i’m loving these poems. you guys are very clever. if my brain was functioning today, i might be able to come up with one too but alas my dirty mind seemed to have gone on vacation. wtf

  61. Roses are red violets are blue, heard your a good fuck,lets see if it’s true.

    roses are red violets are blue, use plenty of lube, oh shit! no that’s glue.

  62. MonkeyCMonkeyDo

    ehheheheheh at uoy…

    btw.. I JUST figured out what your username is… slow today..

  63. “taking the n out of fampire fangs” hahaha

  64. *vampire.

  65. I dunno whats worse, the fans of twilight or the haters. They all just need to take a deep breath and let Twilight die its natural death. I think everyone is ready to move on.

  66. Roses are red
    My dick is blue
    If you weren’t so fridget
    I’d fuck you.

  67. Adoration @ the LotR and scatological references.

  68. eh, I like Twilight. I know its lame assed shit but its still entertaining.

  69. I enjoyed it too, it’s like a sparkly twinky. No value and it’s bad for you, but oh can’t get enough of that vampire baseball, and love that causes suicide marathons. It’s like PWP except without the first P.

  70. Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    I’ll fuck you with a rake you stupid bitch….

    And Justin Bieber Volcano is a sickipedia joke,,, again…

  71. Are these weekly things gonna stop being FANtastic Friday since facebook has abolished the whole fan thing? LIKEtastic Friday just sounds stupid

  72. LOL!

  73. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Two Girls, One cup
    Let’s do it too

  74. I couldn’t help myself, I had to join that last one.

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