If blade were to show up in that next shit film I would actually pay to go sit in a cramped cinema with teen girls creaming everywhere to watch the sorry excuse for a vampire get his dead arse killed again.
LOL Wonderbread! I’m am going to go there and admit I am a fan of Dane Cook and I find him quite hysterical. An ex had him on CD, and we were driving back from a wedding, hungover, occasionally pulling over to puke, and he still made us laugh the whole way back.
BritishHobo, you should give that movie a viewing. You will consistently laugh at everything, considering the rest of the actors are pretty great. Then you will understand the Shenanigans reference… And never want to eat at a restaraunt again.
@18 a bit delayed, but I could never bring myself to fo’ that, or pull it off. My tan is too awesome first of all, and it’s far too gay, even to get pussy.
Ironic that we are talking about Dane Cook in here and circumcision in the other one. Cook is uncircumcised himself (so are a lot of the liberal Hollywood celebrities)
Whatever happened to the comedians that didn’t need to cuss and act like drunken doped up frat boys? Not that I dislike a good joke. A good one I tell some of my “rougher” students in Bible class:
A boy asks his father if he can use his dad’s car. The father says “No, not until you cut your hair”. The boy replies “But father…Jesus had long hair!” to which his father says22222, “Yeah, but Jesus walked everywhere.”
So Dan is for mutilation and the propagation of a practice that now poses more health risks than benefits (though whether or not it ever posed any benefits is questionable), but every other manipulation of the human body is forbidden. Contradictory much?
sigh!!Lamebook is not that much funny anymore..I am a long time reader but too lazy to comment..
@dan_fargis..dude..u made me register for this site.. I just cant decide whether u are insane or funny..:/