I would get Sarah High on crack and heroin and then give her a full length of groin meat up against the school lockers before drinking a bottle of absynthe, forcing her into a car and mowing down harmless pedestrians in a drunken destruction derby of mayhem.
The comments are getting really old and redundant.
If you don’t like the posts anymore, if you don’t like it here anymore… move on, leave. All anyone ever does is complain, complain, complain.
Sure, maybe not all the posts are funny and sometimes they suck, but it is LAMEbook, not makeyoulaugheverydayBook.
Also you don’t really know what kind of material is being submitted. I think you need to cut the moderators a *little* slack. The majority of the stuff being submitted is probably awful. Also, I would imagine that a lot of the stuff is submitted more than once. You guys are so demanding. Nothing ever makes you happy.
James’s was good.. it’s funny. If I wasn’t a girl, I’d attend to that. The transformer one was funny too.
Agreed. Lamebook provides the lame, if not always the piss-your-pants hilarious. The biggest fault on this site is that the comments have been far less interesting due to a bunch of whining cunts every two or three comments.
Agreed. Lamebook provides the lame, if not always the piss-your-pants hilarious. The biggest fault on this site is that the comments have been far less interesting due to a bunch of whining emotards every two or three comments.
Maybe it’s just because I recently unearthed all my HP paraphernalia that’s been boxed away for years, but the first one went straight to me heart. I do love Dumbledore, but it really should be “Bitch please, I’m muthafuckin Gandalf.” Mmm now my day is filled with thoughts of wizard duels.
It’s not fair. I have so many more letters to choose from. Maybe I’ll go like, live life instead, or something, maybe. My vac is currently clogged from “last time”. Sorry. If I used only your letters but the o twice, I can spell comeslow. Fuck!
Neat! I got kinda close to the true meaning behind your name. I guess I’ll stop reading your entries with an Irish accent. But probably not.
Now I understand why I never started posting around here. I can witness the inability to control my impulses to refresh all my tabs throughout the day, all in one place. S’cool though. All I’m doing is hanging out with a teething baby. So really, I’m just crazy enough to understand where you’re coming from, streaks.
I would join the best friend one, but I don’t think her boyfriend would approve.
I texted to tell her, and she wasn’t very appreciative. Maybe because its 1am? But if I’m still awake after 20 hours, she can’t complain.
I don’t understand what’s wrong with Sarah’s activity. Drinking and driving and going to school high are two COMPLETELY different things. Hell, even driving while drinking and while high are completely different. You don’t squint your eyes, to spot the road, as much when drunk and can successfully locate and press the accelerator with a higher probability when the cops want to say hi.
@ I love Malteaser too- If you look Sarah has joined two different Pages. The first is “Don’t drink and drive” the second “if its called highschool…” I think you may have gotten confused. The are completely different things and completely different pages. your comment would have been clever if you weren’t too much of a dumbass to read correctly the first time.