Sympathies to Jennifer. My grandfather, the greatest guy I ever knew, offered to pay for an abortion when my mom got knocked up. Luckily she declined and Grandpa definitely made up for it by making me the luckiest grandson EVER.
1. Lies. There isn’t a single person alive who doesn’t know what milf means.
2. Terrifying. the thought of getting beaten by an illiterate granny gives me cold sweats.
3. Awkward? It isn’t too late, jennifer.