This little story reads like a standard plot-line from every daytime soap on television. I bet she’ll fuck Matt again at some stage, and then it’ll be a “Who’s the father?” situation. Then they’ll go on Maury to find out.
Or she’ll develop a brain tumor and Matt’s long-hidden lust for her will rise to the surface again at her bedside – leading to a fight between him and his father (it’s also possible he’ll find out he has a twin brother in the process).
Yes, that might just happen, Comments. You know, I take back the Maury bit. In true soap style, they’ll do the whole DNA thing, but she’ll break into the Doctor’s office and switch the blood samples – or something like that. Then she’ll recover from that lethal brain tumour, divorce dirty old dad, and marry Matt’s long-lost twin brother – or something like that. This drama has some potential legs.
@boomstick: thanks for pointing out the conspiracy. I get it now. Somebody read an FML, then acted out that situation on his facebook, together with at least 5 different friends who all played along with it. Maybe he even made 6 fake profiles. And finally, he posted it on lamebook. Yes it is truly the perfect crime.
Or could it be that someone just posted the same story on his facebook and on FML? No THAT would be crazy. Asshole
even if you were in that situation, why the fuck would you comment on the status? and thats disturbing on so many levels… ew does that mean Kathy was in high school when she was seeing Matt’s father.. gross..
For one, Lamebook BUTCHERED it.
Matt’s dad is 39 not 49 and they totally just cut out other comments..
Oh and this Kathy girl is only 18, she isn’t even old enough to drink (in the US) And she is some white-washed asian chick.. (not being racist)
Also for people thinking this is a “conspiracy theory” it really isn’t after a bit of creeping (not really, we are separated by 6 people in the end) I found out that they are indeed engaged and it’s all legit.. which grossed me out.
Oh my god I can’t stop reading their profiles. They are engaged, and she moved in with the family while dating the son, and then starting hooking up with the father. Throw in an aunt who keep quoting the scripture, the dad commenting on the other status and having the ex in his profile picture, and a profile picture of the ex in a robe in pigtails with someone commenting “cute but who took this?” and the ex answers “matt’s dad” holy shit
@jonjones yes!!!! i spent a good 45 min lurking and- holy shit – those bath robe pictures are beyond creepy. her hair in pigtails too? this guy was probably screwing her before she turned 18. where are her guardians?!!!
just search for the status message and select “search everyones posts” its beyond insane. she was living in their house! gaaah its so gross
the dad commented Matt I am sorry you found out through Facebook but I didn’t think you would answer the phone if I called anyways. Definitely sucks that I can’t talk to you or have your support in this move in my life. But as you have stated today, You will not talk to me until I apologize in writing for the wrongs I have committed. So even though I have extended my hand to you to work things out, instead you have posted things on this social network so your friends can comment on things they know Nothing about. You disrespect me, Kathy and Your Aunt Mary to the world and expect me to feel sorry for you?
and then some awesome person posted “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT WE KNOW. WE KNOW IT’S YOUR SON’S EX-GIRLFRIEND AND THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS. Oh my God.”
Foxy, just because your heart is a dried up prune, and you don’t know how to love, that doesn’t mean that an older man can’t find his soul mate in an 18 year old Asian girl. My penis is weeping at the beauty of it all.
This girl is so dumb! But I am prejudice toward people who use “txt tlk.” The weird thing is his dad is MARRYING her, that’s the bizarre part. I predict that he will be a very controlling husband and always be jealous of her peers who will hit on her. Also, this chick has like 1200 friends and hardly any feedback on her stuff, that’s odd. And finally, creepiest comment from the dad on a picture of them (presumably from graduation) “Beautiful lil Rose. Was a Great day watching you Graduate. So Proud of You!” *CRINGE*
Lamebook, I say this as your friend. Kind of. More of an aquaintance, really. Or someone who used to be your real close friend in high school, but then you kind of became an asshole a little bit, or you got really into drugs, and got in with the wrong crowd, or you started sleeping with other guy’s girlfriends, and then you totally tried it on with mine, so I pretty much just stopped hanging out with you altogether, and then a few years later, I… the fuck?
I’m all with you guys on this whole court case thing. Mark Zuckerberg’s only redeeming feature is that he’s Jesse Eisenberg, and that’s only movie-Zuckerberg, so the real guy doesn’t even have that, he’s just an asshole. But maybe you guys would have a better moral ground if you didn’t keep forgetting to blur out people’s names, or if you stopped editing posts to make them seem funnier.
Yeah, I’m sure this guy (or the one on FML) is the ONLY GUY EVER to have their ex-gf leave him for his dad. Aren’t like half of all Jerry Springer episodes based on this same story? They can’t ALL be fake…?
I would be so furious if my dad did that and he had a lot of money(which this guy doesn’t appear to have). Just disown him and work hard and make a shit tonne of cash and rub it in their face. She works at Red Lobster, so she’s rollin. I added her as a friend. Just said I play farmville lots, haha.
I never stalked a stranger before but holy shit this is getting entertaining. Matt’s mom is pretty fuckin sexy as far as I can tell from the profile pic. She appears to be wearing elf ears along with a sexy old costume (renaissance maybe?) standing next to a wicker hippie. So I’m assuming shes either a Role Player or renaissance fair employee.
I feel bad for this guy. His dad is marrying his hot young asian ex girlfriend(I hope I can get some hot young asian pussy when I’m 39, just sayin). His mom is a Role Player(possibly). I’m gonna call my parents and thank them for just being a plain old normal couple.