Funny, when you’re angry you can type fast. I just tried it- in a calm mind, I made it in just under 3 minutes. Some people type fast. Like I said, especially when theyre angry. So give them the benefit of the doubt, it makes it funnier
I am definitely in the “calling bullshit” category on this one – unless Michael was glued to his news feed in anticipation of Jennie showing her ass in this manner AND had already crafted some, if not all, of his response in advance. It just seems highly implausible otherwise, especially given the anger inherent in these types of situations as well as the fact that we men typically are not keystroke speed-demons.
MsBuzz: I am guessing that either a) ‘Jennie’ and ‘Michael’ are the same person with two (and perhaps more) different accounts or b) they are BS accounts held by two bored teen-aged friends coordinating with each other in their quest for Lamebook “fame”. Given some of the highly suspect crap we often see here, neither one of the above is a stretch.
@girlymcfemale: He didn’t have to DO all that in 3 minutes, just type his response in that time (easy if his job involved typing). She could have turned up at work in the morning, then done her ‘deeds’. If he’d got the sack straight away, he’d have had plenty of time to get through his revenge (for getting him the sack) before she posted.
Personally, I’d have left it a week or so before posting my response. Better to let her get blindsided by the shit hitting the fan time & time again.
actually, she does have some place to live–at least until michael serves her with an eviction notice, and then she has thirty to sixty days, depending on the state, to find a new place to crash. in my home state, you can’t even evict an unwanted guest without a thirty day notice provided that some of their belongings are in your home.
Though I agree it’s fishy that he posted a response right after she said that, I don’t think it shows that this is fake. There are a couple of things that could have happened here.
1.) He’s always online, and he was just waiting to publicize his revenge to the whole FB world. Maybe had even typed out something along these lines then saw her status and took the opportunity when he saw it.
2.) She waited till she saw he was online to post this, and got it at just the perfect timing to where he responded right away.
3.) He could have her FB updates sent to his phone for some odd reason.
4.) Pure coincidence that they were on at the same time.
5.) Someone has too much time on their hands because this is fake.
@35 After reading your latest work, I felt the urge to write something really horrible involving inside-out kittens, decapitated midgets and group raped ladybugs.
However, after an unintentional click on the “older posts” button , I chose to have angry sex for hours but was forced to cut the session short when my palm started bleeding. Yet another evening of crying myself to sleep, thanks for that. I hope you feel proud of yourself.
According to girlmcfemale, people apparently facebook shit as soon as it happens. Could it be that Michael did this stuff on his own with all his newly acquired spare time, and then happened across Jennie’s post later in the day? No, of course not. This all had to have happened right away. Girlmcfemale is a dumbass.
Am I littleredcorvette? Or are you the dumbass who misread my post? The latter, obviously. I said it is unlikely he responded so fast, as in responded on facebook, dur!
You realize it’s a sign of immaturity and underdeveloped social skills to take an elitist attitude toward your own masterful intelligence and a mistaken perception of anothers alleged stupidity in an attempt to use it as fodder for your own ego-stroking, don’t you?
Yawn….and by the way: get a real screenname.
I still say bullshit. This post was probably from some lamebook fan looking for a little front page glory.