Friday, February 10, 2012

Excuses, Excuses…

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  1. stever.

  2. I hate hypothetical posts like this, it wasn’t even funny.

  3. This was hilarious

  4. I liked this one.

  5. i think we were all expecting the professor to make an appearance in the comments

  6. This was an awesome post. Haha maybe just cuz im really high, but I enjoyed it immensely.

  7. pretty funny!

  8. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Forgot daylight savings time.

  9. ^You’re right. Except for the guy who said daylight savings time.

  10. Ency – I know I was.

  11. He left the professor’s wife/husband out of the conclusion. I would have found a way to work that in there for sure.

  12. ^I know you would have.

  13. Hey racists mutants! If you love racists jokes, check this site out. Careful though, the truth hurts.

    www dot whitewatch dot info

  14. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    The conclusion chetungek, the fucking conclusion ‘Forgot daylight savings time.’ What’s with all the cuntiness on here lately?

  15. ^that wasn’t cuntiness. stop being such a princess.

  16. Hey MsAnneThorpe

    When are you going to reveal to your little buddies that your mugshot is on this site: wwwdotwhitewatchdotinfo

    Let me guess, you won’t. Or type some smug response to avoid the truth!

    Not long at all “Ms”AnneThorpe!

  17. which one is me? the one verbally abusing the n i g g e r s?
    surely not. I’m doesn’t has a racist bone in my body.

  18. Ha! Your typical defense mechanism. Sarcasm..with a drop of smug!

    You can pretend all you want. “Ms”AnneThorpe

    Not long at all. Your secret will be revealed. Oh what a nasty secret it is.

  19. which one, shithead?

  20. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Fuck you MsAnneThrope just because you are a massively cunty troll (that I approve of BTW) doesn’t mean every Tom, douche and Harry has to elevate their dickish-ness to your level especially when they are genuinely being serious.

  21. Ytmutation, I enjoy racist jokes. About all races.
    There’s a difference between innocent joking and actual racism. The fact that many people can’t distinguish the two ultimately harms attempts for true racial harmony.
    I don’t see why you think MsAnne is white, either. She sounds like a black male troll to me. Or possibly Japanese hermaphrodite.

  22. ^that’s what i mean, right?

  23. #20, oooh, I beg to differ Dukey! If you are ‘genuinely’ being serious – on lamebook – then I’d say nothing less than a tsumani of dickishness is necessary. Fo’ realz, nig.

  24. I’d say Japanese transvestite.. @ytmutation, why not let us in on this “little secret”? If not, then you’re just a douche.

  25. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Either I’ve lost the ability to communicate on here or every one of you fucks is just choosing to take creative license in interpreting what I type.

    Either way, fuck it, I’m already too drunk to care right now and it’s almost 12, time to do weekend stuff.

  26. I’m pretty sure yt’s ‘big secret’ is that MsAnne is on whitewash dot com, THE site for people who like their walls sparkling white!

  27. it’s all the bleach what does it. the helpful coincidence that it also destroys DNA evidence is just a bonus, I swear.

  28. Tell me something “MS”AnneThorpe.
    Why are whites so demented? Is it because of the mutated genes they carry?
    Whites have a history of committing the sickest, vilest acts known to man. Pedophilia, bestiality, serial killing, enslaving, genocide,this list could gone forever, but you get my point right?
    Now that i think about it, i expect nothing less from mutants, after all, they carry the neanderthal gene. Africans should have left Caucasoids in their caves.

    Not long at all “MS”AnneThorpe! Not long at all.
    wwwdotwhitewatchdotinfo (find “MS”AnneThorpe mugshot)

  29. lmfao.. you’re a fuckin’ joke^

  30. mad2physicist,
    This is the first and last time I will address you. You are starved for my reply I gather. Go to the site: wwwdotwhitewatch.info (where you will find “MS”AnneThorpe mugshot,
    read a few articles and tell me your reaction to the mutants. Otherwise find someone else to troll, or continue practicing walking and chewing gum at the same time. The truth hurts, whites (mutants) are the most vile mammals walking the earth. Now, if you want to further troll me, be my guest, but do not expect a reply. Take your cape off, “MS”AnneThorpe is a big boy, he can handle himself. Good day!

  31. Y u no have bigger penis, ytmutation?

  32. awww man.. I’m white. Am I a mutant too? :(

  33. @tripinn
    Yes…yes you are. If you would like further confirmation, this article was written by Rick Weiss for the Washington Post:

    “Scientists said yesterday that they have discovered a tiny genetic mutation that largely explains the first appearance of white skin in humans tens of thousands of years ago, a finding that helps solve one of biology’s most enduring mysteries and illuminates one of humanity’s greatest sources of strife.

    The work suggests that the skin-whitening mutation occurred by chance in a single individual after the first human exodus from Africa, when all people were brown-skinned. That person’s offspring apparently thrived as humans moved northward into what is now Europe, helping to give rise to the lightest of the world’s races.

    Leaders of the study, at Penn State University, warned against interpreting the finding as a discovery of “the race gene.” Race is a vaguely defined biological, social and political concept, they noted, and skin color is only part of what race is — and is not.

    In fact, several scientists said, the new work shows just how small a biological difference is reflected by skin color. The newly found mutation involves a change of just one letter of DNA code out of the 3.1 billion letters in the human genome — the complete instructions for making a human being.

    “It’s a major finding in a very sensitive area,” said Stephen Oppenheimer, an expert in anthropological genetics at Oxford University, who was not involved in the work. “Almost all the differences used to differentiate populations from around the world really are skin deep.”

    The work raises a raft of new questions — not least of which is why white skin caught on so thoroughly in northern climes once it arose. Some scientists suggest that lighter skin offered a strong survival advantage for people who migrated out of Africa by boosting their levels of bone-strengthening vitamin D; others have posited that its novelty and showiness simply made it more attractive to those seeking mates.

    The work also reveals for the first time that Asians owe their relatively light skin to different mutations. That means that light skin arose independently at least twice in human evolution, in each case affecting populations with the facial and other traits that today are commonly regarded as the hallmarks of Caucasian and Asian races.

    Several sociologists and others said they feared that such revelations might wrongly overshadow the prevailing finding of genetics over the past 10 years: that the number of DNA differences between races is tiny compared with the range of genetic diversity found within any single racial group.

    Even study leader Keith Cheng said he was at first uncomfortable talking about the new work, fearing that the finding of such a clear genetic difference between people of African and European ancestries might reawaken discredited assertions of other purported inborn differences between races — the most long-standing and inflammatory of those being intelligence.

    “I think human beings are extremely insecure and look to visual cues of sameness to feel better, and people will do bad things to people who look different,” Cheng said.

    The discovery, described in today’s issue of the journal Science, was an unexpected outgrowth of studies Cheng and his colleagues were conducting on inch-long zebra fish, which are popular research tools for geneticists and developmental biologists. Having identified a gene that, when mutated, interferes with its ability to make its characteristic black stripes, the team scanned human DNA databases to see if a similar gene resides in people.

    To their surprise, they found virtually identical pigment-building genes in humans, chickens, dogs, cows and many others species, an indication of its biological value.

    They got a bigger surprise when they looked in a new database comparing the genomes of four of the world’s major racial groups. That showed that whites with northern and western European ancestry have a mutated version of the gene.

    Skin color is a reflection of the amount and distribution of the pigment melanin, which in humans protects against damaging ultraviolet rays but in other species is also used for camouflage or other purposes. The mutation that deprives zebra fish of their stripes blocks the creation of a protein whose job is to move charged atoms across cell membranes, an obscure process that is crucial to the accumulation of melanin inside cells.

    Humans of European descent, Cheng’s team found, bear a slightly different mutation that hobbles the same protein with similar effect. The defect does not affect melanin deposition in other parts of the body, including the hair and eyes, whose tints are under the control of other genes.

    A few genes have previously been associated with human pigment disorders — most notably those that, when mutated, lead to albinism, an extreme form of pigment loss. But the newly found glitch is the first found to play a role in the formation of “normal” white skin. The Penn State team calculates that the gene, known as slc24a5, is responsible for about one-third of the pigment loss that made black skin white. A few other as-yet-unidentified mutated genes apparently account for the rest.

    Although precise dating is impossible, several scientists speculated on the basis of its spread and variation that the mutation arose between 20,000 and 50,000 years ago. That would be consistent with research showing that a wave of ancestral humans migrated northward and eastward out of Africa about 50,000 years ago.

    Unlike most mutations, this one quickly overwhelmed its ancestral version, at least in Europe, suggesting it had a real benefit. Many scientists suspect that benefit has to do with vitamin D, made in the body with the help of sunlight and critical to proper bone development.

    Sun intensity is great enough in equatorial regions that the vitamin can still be made in dark-skinned people despite the ultraviolet shielding effects of melanin. In the north, where sunlight is less intense and cold weather demands that more clothing be worn, melanin’s ultraviolet shielding became a liability, the thinking goes.

    Today that solar requirement is largely irrelevant because many foods are supplemented with vitamin D.

    Some scientists said they suspect that white skin’s rapid rise to genetic dominance may also be the product of “sexual selection,” a phenomenon of evolutionary biology in which almost any new and showy trait in a healthy individual can become highly prized by those seeking mates, perhaps because it provides evidence of genetic innovativeness.

    Cheng and co-worker Victor A. Canfield said their discovery could have practical spinoffs. A gene so crucial to the buildup of melanin in the skin might be a good target for new drugs against melanoma, for example, a cancer of melanin cells in which slc24a5 works overtime.

    But they and others agreed that, for better or worse, the finding’s most immediate impact may be an escalating debate about the meaning of race.

    Recent revelations that all people are more than 99.9 percent genetically identical has proved that race has almost no biological validity. Yet geneticists’ claims that race is a phony construct have not rung true to many nonscientists — and understandably so, said Vivian Ota Wang of the National Human Genome Research Institute in Bethesda.

    “You may tell people that race isn’t real and doesn’t matter, but they can’t catch a cab,” Ota Wang said. “So unless we take that into account it makes us sound crazy.”

  34. tl;dr

  35. yeaa seriously.. that was unnecessary. Nobody is gonna read that. But anyway, what’s your stand on asians?

  36. Funny how ytmutation tries to seem highly intelligent by going on his rants but he misspells MsAnneThrope several times ’cause he obviously doesn’t get the pun in her name. Or, maybe, he’s the next step in evolution and is immune to puns.

  37. Y’know, YT, Africans are still genociding each other to this day, and doing things like chopping off women’s breasts so they can’t feed their kids and raping. In various parts of Africa they would execute people by suspending them by their skin. And let’s not forget selling off their own to white slave traders. Really, sadistic brutality is something that crosses all ethnicities.
    Regarding the article, I’m very grateful for the ‘light skin mutation.’

  38. By the way, how many other people think Yt is actually white? And quite possibly a card-carrying member of the K K K?

  39. whatever yt is, it’s quite limited in its scope and therefor terribly dull.

  40. Ytmutation is nothing more than a racist asshole spammer. Everyone here can see through the smoke screen, and its ideals run much deeper than simply its skin. There will be no intelligent conversation with it, no matter how hard we try.

  41. Now let’s get back to the more important questions, like: Where the hell is Bacchante? And Laila? Heck, even Crusty has disappeared. What’s going on?

  42. Laila was floating around earlier; Bacchante is on a bender; crusty hasn’t been playing properly since you sent him to bangedupdotcom a few weeks back.
    How’s the missus? You two good?

  43. So I was reading through all of your super fun comments and then I got to ytmutation’s loooooong story, I read about 2 paragraphs and then I thought, “I aint going to read this! This is lamebook, I don’t come here to educate myself!.” I scroll down and I see trippinn’s comment, yes I laughed out loud..thank you for saying exactly what we all thought.

    BTW ytmutation, you asked why whites are the ones who think up the sickest and vile things. Well because obviously they are 1. The majority (meaning there is more of them than any other race) 2. Smarter, so they can think up all that crazy stuff to do. 3. They get all the minorities put in jail for their crimes…refer back to #2. 4. They run the government and police forces, which again refer back to #2. 5. They have convinced the minority that they will always be the lesser, which the minority has accepted this as fact and continue to tear down their own race completely on their own, again refer back to #2.

    Does that help explain why whites rank #1 in everything, including all the vile stuff you listed. Which btw I didn’t actually check that for fact, and just so we all know I love all colors of the rainbow. Except gays.

  44. ^ I think there are more Asians than whites. I could be wrong, though.

    @Anne, the missus is good. She’s still as freaky as ever (she’s married to me, after all). Busy weekend planned of Valentine’s Day parties, car maintenance, and most likely some good old fashioned protected sex.

  45. So, aside from, YT trolling on here just to get people to that website, I started reading that dissertation above and, once again, had it proved to me that racists, especially of the white supremacist type, create new facts to support their own theories.

    For example: I stopped reading (tl;dr) after “That person’s offspring apparently thrived as humans moved northward into what is now Europe, helping to give rise to the lightest of the world’s races.”
    Yeah, “white people” only exist in Europe where the gene propogated. That explains all the caucasians in NE Africa and all around the Mediterranean who “evolved” there ad stayed there. After that, it was just a lot of selective breeding and natural migration northward.

    Also, beatus, you are right. There are many more Asians than Caucasians when you include that Russia, China, India, etc are all Asian peoples. Caucasian is a minority by comparison.

    So, how’s everybody doing?|
    :)

  46. YTMUTATION just copied the whole thing from another site.
    STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

  47. ^ Wow! Really? Are you sure? I thought he actually wrote all that himself.

    /sarcasm off

  48. I bet he didn’t even read it himself >.> He’s a cunt

  49. Well I was referring to the good ole USofA but I forgot in my 2 am typing that many countries are represented on lamebook..my bad. Please forgive me. However in the good ole USofA whites still take #1 spot unless of course you count Asian tourism, in that case they are the majority..they are EVERYWHERE..God help us!!

  50. ytmutation can’t be black. Black people can’t use computers, they just steal them to sell to white folks so they can buy some more crack to feed to their pregnant bitchez called Rowanda.

    Hey Mad2, you were right, there IS a difference between innocent jokes, and actual racism.

  51. Im actually quite upset that ytmutation has left this discussion.. I’m enjoying his/her ignorant rants about how I’m a mutant. But ya know what.. Theres these turtles out there. They live in the sewer, and they’re teenagers. They’re mutants too.. and they’re awesome. So fuck off douche!

  52. Wasn’t Cain black, and he was forced to walk the earth because he killed a guy (who I think was white) which is why black people have it so rough?

  53. Of course white people are mutants, haven’t any of you seen X-Men? Even half of Halle Berry is a mutant.

  54. testing. testing. 1,2,3. awaiting moderation, wtf?

  55. I’m here, beatus! I was temporarily subdued in some dude’s sex dungeon. Don’t worry, though, I managed to escape by constructing a crude sort of knife out of nipple clamps and a chewed piece of gum.

  56. Hey mutants,
    How does that reality taste? All the smug and sarcasm in your replies will not change the truth. Typical mutant reactions, twist the truth until it fits their beliefs. “MS”AnneThorpe you know can pretend all you want, your disgusting secrets will be revealed. There should be tougher laws for your kind. Not long at all “MS”AnneThorpe. wwwdotwhitewatchdotinfo (find “MS”AnneThorpe” mugshot)

    What is a white (mutant) favorite sex position?
    Give up?
    Doggystyle. Ha! Ha!

    It’s funny because whites (mutants) love to have sex with dogs. Ha! Ha!

  57. My “rant” was triggered by that pervert “MS”AnneThorpe comment(8) on the “Lil Tee” thread.
    I guess its only acceptable for whites to make race jokes based off of stereotypes.

  58. ^I am a mutant. I wonder why you believe cracker’s should be insulted by such… abysmal logic, at best. Even if it were proven that we were, then so be it! It would explain a lot. I also thought that all whites were related, and that we had almost 0 relation to African Americans early in our life. Oh well, I guess half of genetic and evolution study is as vague as all religions.

  59. Wow. Doggystyle is in fact my favorite position. Huh…

  60. We should all be proud to be mutants. I am. As well as being white, I also carry the mutant redhead gene, seen in only 2 percent of the population. Recently, I learned this also makes me soulless, which must be why I don’t feel bad when I beat a mother fucker down.

  61. Hi ytmutation! I don’t really know you, but you seem kind of amusing in a wacko-nutjob sort of way.
    Also, it’s MsAnneThrope… Not MsAnneThorpe… See, it’s a play on the word misanthrope… i think. But misanthorpe isn’t even a word, see?

  62. When I saw ytmutation‘s long comment, I got a little bit excited. My excitement, however, soon turned to disappointment upon realising that it was not a lingerie model having a weekend meltdown. God, I miss those days…

    As you were, mutants.

  63. Doggy style is a great position!! Especially in the shower, or on the hood of a car…with a rebel flag painted on it of course.

  64. Just when you think you’ve seen every type of troll the Internet has to offer, along comes the TMNT troll. Well played kid.

    Although he seems to me that he is a pig fucking Arab rather than a niggah chimp.

  65. Haha.. I enjoy doggystyle too. And I find it hilarious how he claims we’re mutants, yet he neither understands or can spell, his targets name. And as a misanthrope, I highly doubt you’re offending MsAnne

  66. That long comment was as unscientific as it gets

  67. You are some long winded mother humpers.. anywho… did anyone actually read that novel up there? I’m glad I paid attention enough to find that whitewatch page. Fas-a-fuckin-nating.

  68. #64, shit bradles, i can’t believe we forgot the arabs in all our racism and shit. thnx!

  69. Btw. Dem cracka ass crackas be crazy, yo. Real talk.

  70. Funny how the mutants visited the site wwwdotwhitewatchdotinfo, yet have not one response pertaining to the actual stories. It’s a painful reality I gather. All the racial slurs will not change the facts. You are vile creatures who take joy in others pain, who takes pride in oppressing other races. Even Mother Nature wants to rid you of earth. Whites are the cancer of earth, point a place on a map where a mutant has stepped foot, and you will surely find destruction.

    The blacks that you love to hate will be here for centuries to come (that’s if you mutants don’t destroy it with your wars) and the mutants will cease to exist.

    “MS”AnneThorpe is the lowest of low, he knows his dirty secrets will be out soon. Come to think of it, none of you mutants would care, hell maybe even cheer him on, mutants love to partake in those kind of activities.

  71. Rwandan genocide, anyone?

  72. During the genocide, it was culturally acceptable/mandatory to stand by while women were raped. Maria Louise Niyobuhungiro recalls seeing local peoples, other generals and Hutu men watching her get raped about 5 times per day. Even when she was kept under watch of a woman, she would give no sympathy or help and furthermore, forced her to farm land in between rapes. Reportedly, 70% of all sexual assault victims in the Rwandan genocide are infected with HIV. Men were seldom the victims of war rape, but sexual violence against men included mutilation of the genitals, then displayed as trophies in public. War rape during the genocide was also directed against Hutu women considered moderates. The Interahamwe were the chief perpetrators, but RAF soldiers, including the Presidential Guard, and civilians also committed rape against mostly Tutsi women.

  73. Ymutation, I don’t know how they do it in whatever weird-ass place you come from, but most people I know say “hi” back to people who say hi to them. Common curtesy and all.

  74. Here is a question proposed by a yahoo user “MSAnneThorp maybe you can answer:

    Why have white people over the years caused so much destruction and hatred- Are they evil?
    Look at the hate caused by whites -

    Genocide of Native Americans – White people
    Genocide of Australian/New Zealand/Tasmania/Hawaiian Natives – White people
    World War I – White People
    World War II – White people
    Atomic bombing of non-white civilians – white people
    IRA – White people
    Race hate crimes – The majority of hate crimes are BY whites
    Invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan – white people
    Jim Crow Laws – White People
    KKK – White people
    Apartheid in South Africa – White people
    Color Bars in Britian from 1948-1965 – White people
    White people invented Concentration Camps
    The class system and Capitalism was invented by white people

    White people are guilty of crimes against humanity; they are responsible for the destruction of every culture on Earth; they are by far the most racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic people on Earth; it reminds me of a beautiful little poem my teacher read to the class -

    White people are like white bread and white rice, when the early modern humans left Africa and migrated to Europe the sun bleached their skin thus removing the goodness like when you bleach brown rice, it becomes white and all the goodness is gone.

    Keep in mind I am white as is my teacher.

  75. Ymutation is a perfect example of an abused child failed by the CPS system.

  76. Right.

  77. The only racist in this thread is Mr. Ytmutation himself. That is the truth. He’s a racist and a hypocrite.

    EVERY human being is full of mutations. Deal with it.

  78. Ha! Whatever sticks to the wall

  79. What’s funny is that the reason I don’t like the guy is because he’s a fucking spammer. That’s the lowest of low.

  80. Dude, I feel like I’m talkng to myself here.
    All I want is a simple hello!

  81. “Hey, are we going to get some racism in this thread soon? …because I just made the bigoted assumption that young Terrance (aka LiL Tee) may not be white.
    And if there is one thing that lamebook has been missing lately, it’s a good dose of race-hate.”-MsAnneThrope February 10th, 2012 at 8:58 am

    “@MsAnnne-Whoa wait.. You know a black guy who doesn’t like watermelon?!”-trippinnn February 10th, 2012 at 10:19 am

    “Black guys like watermelon. Watermelon loosens u up down there so u can pee or *** more. They also have big *****. This is why we have so many Lil Tees running around on welfare. Welfare drives up the price of watermelon. This is the circle of life”-sirjoshuaofgeorgetown February 10th, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    All the above comments were made on the “Lil Tee” Thread. I guess those racist comments are ok.

  82. Laila, you must understand with the amount of abuse Y has experienced he can’t function socially in public. We are taking baby steps. Right now we are on the baby step in which he interacts on the web with others, just getting him on social sites like this one was a big step for him. This way he feels comfortable and as his comfort level increases he will be able to master simple social acts like, “hello” and “how are you”..etc.

  83. First I’m a troll, then I’m a spammer. Ha! Whatever sticks to the wall…

  84. Yet no one will address the questions proposed by the Yahoo user! I guess it’s easier to create stories about my background, kind of softens the blow.

  85. *sigh*

  86. Sorry, Laila. How are you tonight?

  87. Eesh mutation, you are the most racist person hypocritic (yes it’s a word) person I have ever ran into. You even top those I’ve met on 4chan. I can honestly say I have never seen anyone waste so much time, you are clearly determined to spew information about something that will never change. I congratulate you, how you can live with the idea that nobody cares and nothing about it will happen is beyond me. You must have had some genetic mutation that makes you such an amazing person, I can say I envy you. Please, shoot all my white friend’s on site, and teach me your ways.

    I will be your pupil, and then kill myself before I turn 50 to spare you the existence of another mass-murdering-genocide-causing-crimes-against-humanity white person. Please, I’m dead serious.

    tl;dr, I agree with Laila’s most recent comment.

  88. #84 The reason no one is going to bother to address your shitty question is because it is stupid and you are a big dumb-head.

  89. Yawn!

  90. Dude.. Im white, my stepdads black, and my sisters half black. You’re a fuckin’ tool. And did you say you’re white?!

  91. Fighting racism by saying that all of a certain group of people are freaks or racists isn’t really how to do it. You have to single out the person as a racist, and hope that they even care. I’m not a racist, but I do honestly make the occasional generalization about groups of people, including the groups that I belong to. MsAnneThrope (I’m not defending her) is not a racist, either. She’s a misanthrope, which is someone that hates all humans. In otherwords, she hates everybody equally, and doesn’t discriminate. Anne is also a master troll, and she caught you hook, line, and sinker, and she’s reeling you in for the catch of the day.

    You, however, are exhibiting the behavior of a racist, which is to say that you are singling out a group of people to attack. The sad part is, you have no idea that you are caught on Anne’s line, and you are simply making a huge fool of yourself. Also, you’re singling out a group of people on the assumption that the person you intend to attack is part of that group, and yet, no one here even knows whether “MsAnne” is a man or a woman, let alone what race “she” belongs to.

    Personally, I don’t care if people want to fight racism with racism, although it’s pretty stupid. However, constantly directing people to a bullshit website (one that you may own for all we know) is spamming, and spamming is just plain wrong. You’re going to get mad because I said the website was bullshit, which is fine, but I don’t really care. I know the real truth: the only racist here is the one who calls himself “ytmutation.”

    Keep up the racism, though. Your shallow character content is amusing. However, please stop the spamming.

  92. “MS”AnneThorpe I expect nothing less from this group. You don’t want to answer the questions because deep down you know the answer, whites are the cancer of earth.

  93. I find it funny that we corrected him several times, yet he still cant spell MsAnneThrope. Fuckin’ moron..

  94. Where was the outrage when more than one racists comment were made about blacks, Arabs, even Asians? When the mutants have a gulp of reality about their true nature, all the rats come out the sewers.

  95. Your step-dad is black, and Strong Thurmond had a bi-racial love child. What’s your point?

  96. *Strom

  97. I already know that they’re all ass holes, but at least they aren’t spammers. Now please excuse me while I ignore you.

    So, Laila, what’s going on in your part of the world?

  98. So you justify their racism, because they are assholes? Ha! As you were, ignore me, as well as the truth! Your heartfelt reply didn’t get the response you were hoping for. Racism is allowed so long as it is not against whites (mutants).

    Racist assholes > spammers …makes sense.

  99. Night night mutants, don’t let the head lice bite!

  100. Racist Assholes>ytmutation

  101. Alright, time out, sorry to interrupt the convo about cotton pickers, porchmonkeys, chinky eys, kykes, jews, dago, whop, greasballs, wetbacks, raft riders, fence jumpers and wonderbread, not mention the mutants, for a moment, k? If you suddenly find out you have no maple syrup for your eggos, is it ok to substitute chocolate syrup? I’ve got a killer case of the munchies, and this is just looking my best option atm..

  102. Ha! Cute.

  103. I got the munchies too Cap’n.. Id say its unacceptable if you dont use the chocolate syrup.

  104. awwww…don’t go!
    beatus, you prick, I’m laying the blame for this squarely at your feet.

  105. I knew my departure would draw you from your sewer. Coward. I guess you thought it was safe to come out.

  106. Try peanut butter, instead, Capn.

  107. Alright, probs solved. I just used a nice layer of peanut butter and coated it with the chocolate sauce, and damnit if it wasn’t the best damn waffle I’ve ever ate. Thanks guys, now can go to bed
    happy, and still hungry…if the ramen doesn’t draw me back into the kitchen…I hate them but the sodium level is so high, they MUST be good for you!

  108. Do you like waffles, ytmutation? You should. They are delicious. I’m pretty sure they were invented by white people, though. Sorry. Chitlins?

  109. Haha look at you retards. The one true defense. WAFFLES!

  110. stfu you racist prick.

  111. WAFFLE!

  112. Wow. Just read this whole thread (apart from that cut & paste Wikipedia essay thing). FFS !!

    Poor old ytmutation; casting all those lines and never getting a bite. Ah well, better luck on another website !

    Anyone know what excuse Nick used for missing the 9am exam ?

  113. ^ Yes, Nick simply explained since he’s a white person he was too busy torturing kittens, beating infants to death and having sex with farm animals to take a 9 AM exam. The professor understood completely and the test was rescheduled for 3 PM. I know this is true because my best friend is one of those farm animals.

  114. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    WTF happened here? Are we writing essays now?

  115. Accept the compliment gracefully, MsAnneThrope. Obviously whitemutation believes you are the only person on the whole of the internets to derive a punny screen name from misanthrope. I’ve seen you as a militant lesbian, a bitter single mother, an anarchist Dutch engineering student and making “heh heh” comments on People of Walmart.

    Where do you find the time?

    Though Lamebook’s MsAnne is undeniably clever, whitemutation is MsGuided, MsTaken and MsInformed.

  116. I feel like this douchebag ytmutation has brought the rest of us together.. Or am I just still drunk?

  117. Waffles: invented by some white guy.
    Peanut butter: invented by a black man named George Washington Carver.
    Chocolate syrup: I don’t know who invented it.

    All three together = yummy goodness.

    When we work together, we accomplish great things.

    Just a tip, try using Nutella instead of chocolate syrup next time. It’s heavenly.

  118. ^Nutella is quite good.. but nothing beats Fluff. Nothin’ like a peanut butter and fluff sandwich.

  119. trippinn, you may still be drunk, but I actually think you’re right. We’ve all come together and channeled our anger at ytmutation instead of each other… It’s like a bad movie about a family who can’t get along, then by some bizarre (and questionably legal) “experimental” techniques used by their slightly insane counselor, they learn how to learn how to love each other again.

    beautus- what if you made peanut butter waffles, and spread nutella on them and made like, a peanut butter waffle nutella sandwich?

  120. I’ve had the peanut butter waffle sandwich with many different mixtures of banana, chocolate, Nutella, and preserves. I’ve never tried it with Fluff. That may be too sweet for my tastes.

  121. I feel like Fluff wouldn’t go well with peanut butter. Maybe that’s just me?

  122. ^blasphemy

  123. Tell you what, Trippinnn, next time I have waffles and I have Fluff in the house, I’ll try it.

  124. you merkins eat some weird ass shit.

  125. Wiggers…

  126. @MsAnne.. If you smoked as much weed as me, you’d understand.

  127. I like to believe my weed intake is quite heroic.
    But I still can’t eat that chemical muck.

  128. I thought we had settled that MsAnne was a Japanese hermaphrodite…

  129. Also, if whites are mutated blacks, then whites evolved out of blacks, which means that whites are more evolved, which means if has proved anything it is Hitler’s theory that black people are less evolved and hence ‘subhuman.’ Which I find hilarious.

  130. I’m really fucking disappointed that yt didn’t come up with the goods on his crappy website.
    Where’s my fucking mugshot? I want to see what I look like.

  131. I believe MsAnne is an Amish runaway, who rejected her familys way of life, and hitch-hiked to New York City. She dove headfirst into the things that she was sheltered from her entire life. However, she soon realized that this is a very cold world. Her life soon spun out of control, in a whirlwind of drug addiction and prostitution. She did this for nearly 10 years, before going to rehab and getting clean. Not too long after she got clean, she made a fortune in the artificial sweetener industry. She also made a heap of money designing dog chew toys. She now spends her days trolling the internet.

  132. “Also, if whites are mutated blacks, then whites evolved out of blacks, which means that whites are more evolved, which means if has proved anything it is Hitler’s theory that black people are less evolved and hence ‘subhuman.’ Which I find hilarious.”-mad2physicist February 12th, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    Ha!Ha! Desperation at its finest. Whatever makes you feel better mutants.

    “White people are like white bread and white rice, when the early modern humans left Africa and migrated to Europe the sun bleached their skin thus removing the goodness like when you bleach brown rice, it becomes white and all the goodness is gone.”

    “MS”AnneThorpe your mugshot is there, pretend all you want,
    sicko.

  133. “Wiggers…”-Statutorylove February 12th, 2012 at 5:38 pm

    Ha! Typical mutant response. I guess when all else fails…

  134. trippin, I never gave up drugs. Don’t spread your hate=filled lies on the internet. I’ll fucking have you for slander. or libel.

  135. *hate-filled.

  136. Holy fuckballs. I’m too hungover for this shit.

    You know what ytmutation reminds me of? That Cleverbot fucker; a whole heap of questionable vocabulary and no damn sense.

  137. Whatever sticks to the wall…

  138. STFU you black loving faggot.

    You won’t be so accepting when a porch monkey rapes you and infects you with aids.

  139. Dude, Bacchante, you’re right. Except, you know, even Cleverbot has the decency to reply to my greetings, unlike ytmutation. And I would know, because I just checked.
    Yeah, I’m still upset about that.

  140. “STFU you black loving faggot.

    You won’t be so accepting when a porch monkey rapes you and infects you with aids.”-bradles February 12th, 2012 at 7:50 pm

    Ha! I see you are taking the truth very hard. Oh, and when you shave a monkey’s fur, its skin is white.

  141. MsAnne.. Haha ok I take back the quitting drugs part.. But was the amish part and prostitution part accurate?

  142. See what I mean? NOTHING.
    Anyway, you know what sounds really good right now? Fritos covered in chocolate.

  143. no trippinn. we don’t have Amish in this part of the world. And my terrible personality utterly precludes any sort of work where I have to interact with people.
    Can you imagine?
    punter: How much, love?
    me: Go and fuck yourself you malevolent fucking wankstain.

    How would that scenario pay my drug bills?

  144. Okay.. That makes sense. Wow, and I always thought you were a fellow American. :( Especially based on your sense of humor, and just the way you talk in general. And yes, that wouldn’t seem to pay your drug bills very well. Armed robbery works well for me though.

  145. @ymut in reference to comment number 70. If someone felt the need to comment on one of the stories on that other site, why would they come to lamebook to do so? Wouldn’t they comment where it is relevant?

  146. I wasn’t serious, yt, but that is where your logic leads. I notice you couldn’t actually deny this fact. Personally I have great respect for certain black people and certain white people, but despise most people regardless of race. I try to avoid generalizations that make me sound like an idiot, or, in other words, like yt.
    Tripp, there’s plenty of parts of America where there’s no Amish. Although there’s quite a few where I live. Not very nice to their animals from what I hear. I appreciate the fact that they take the jeebus’ religion’s ‘god commandeth that thou shalt not use thy brain’ to its furthest extreme and refuse to use technology, though.
    P.S. christian anti-intellectualism goes right back to the beginning, when Tertullian said ‘We believe it because it is absurd.’ He also said you would go to hell if you went to the theatre, but not to worry because also jeebus’ followers would have a much better theatre in heaven, watchin the rest of us burn for eternity. He sounds like a fun guy.

  147. Also, wait, people from here have been stupid enough to go to yt’s website that he gets 5 cents per hit from?

  148. he’s still calling msannethrope msannethorpe… its pissing me off more than he himself is

  149. @Blarg.. Agreed. And he has been corrected at least 4 or 5 times now. It’s killin’ me.

  150. Perhaps he’s confusing her with Jim Thorpe, the Native American athlete?

  151. Or maybe he’s confusing her with Anne Thorpe.. The famous white teenage MUTANT ninja turtle.

  152. Or maybe he is just a fucking idiot?

  153. oh, and mad2? I’ll happily chuck him 2 bucks. That website is fucking filled win win and gold.
    eg;White Couple Jailed After Vandalizing Car With Flaming Tampons

    it seems they’re having some problems with trolls, though.

  154. …actually it looks like yt is a trouble making kkk cockhead who is just trying to start a racial flame war.

  155. “MS”AnneThorpe do you not remember the comment you made below? This is from the Lil Tee thread. You asked for it, and you received it.

    “Hey, are we going to get some racism in this thread soon? …because I just made the bigoted assumption that young Terrance (aka LiL Tee) may not be white.
    And if there is one thing that lamebook has been missing lately, is a good dose of race-hate.”-MsAnneThrope February 10th, 2012 at 8:58 am

  156. “…actually it looks like yt is a trouble making kkk cockhead who is just trying to start a racial flame war.”-MsAnneThrope February 13th, 2012 at 1:21 am

    Typical mutant.

  157. what do you call a black person in a Ferrari?

  158. Turtlehead- You call him Rich.

  159. not if he stole it.

  160. and fuck you yt for coming here and trying to start trouble. You know full well that there are juvenile, easily amused asshole like me here that may be tempted to go troll the brothers on that White Envy site.

    You’re just a fucking troublemaker.

  161. “MS”AnneThorpe no response to the question I see. Coward.

  162. You wanted a good dose of race hate right?

  163. I don’t care if what site you choose to troll. The “brothers” are used to mutants like yourself.

  164. Is that why they’re terminally butthurt and have such a dark outlook?

  165. Ha! You absolutely refuse to address the question about your race hate request. You are coward. Oh I get it, I guess you think if you don’t address it, then the question will magically disappear.

    You wanted a good dose of race hate, so long as it wasn’t aimed at the whites.

  166. “Hey, are we going to get some racism in this thread soon? …because I just made the bigoted assumption that young Terrance (aka LiL Tee) may not be white.
    And if there is one thing that lamebook has been missing lately, is a good dose of race-hate.”-MsAnneThrope February 10th, 2012

  167. Own it.

  168. sweet fucking jeesus, you love you some copypasta, huh?

    My question still stands. When are we going to see some proper race-hate?
    And no, your pitiful envious moaning against the race who owns your ass doesn’t really count, sunshine.

  169. jaffa

  170. Only on lamebook can a poorly mutated yt show up and get pooned in such a polite manner.

  171. “…actually it looks like yt is a trouble making kkk cockhead who is just trying to start a racial flame war.”-MsAnneThrope February 13th, 2012 at 1:21 am

    “My question still stands. When are we going to see some proper race-hate?
    And no, your pitiful envious moaning against the race who owns your ass doesn’t really count, sunshine.”-MsAnneThrope February 13th, 2012 at 3:00 am

    Ha! “owns my ass”…and exactly what race does the mutants own?

    Not long at all “MS”AnneThorpe…not long at all.

  172. sirjoshuaofgeorgetown

    wouldn’t it be better to call an asian sunshine?

  173. Ha! Pooned huh? Whatever makes you feel better.

  174. Dew u lyke geting pooned? U kno wat wood make me fell betr? If yew wood just shaddap and tach me!

  175. I still want to know what my fucking secret is, too, cunt.
    And which mugshot is mine?
    I thought I’d be able to tell – you know, it being me and all – but nope. I am very fucking disappoint right about now.

  176. Did you know it is commonly believed by black Africans? That you can cure AIDS by raping a virgin, which results in the need for signs like:
    ht tp ://chzfailafterdark.files.wordpress. com/2012/02/oh-god-i-hope-this-is-just-a-bad-translation. jpg
    Of course, this is a cultural problem, not a racial one.
    Oh my… I’ll stop now.

  177. don’t stop until you tell what they do to the albinos in africa. and why.

  178. Didn’t some african just get arrested for having sex with farm animals? Apparently he said it was safer than having sex with all the diseased women over there? Which is why I am completely against donating money, even pennies a day, to some african hunger fund. They’re just going to use the money for crack, anyways..

  179. I have such a hatred for this fucker obsessed with MsAnne >.>

  180. I don’t get it, Turtlehead.

  181. vaginalroundhouse

    All black people are on welfare.

  182. This is a funny thread, never seen Anne get so riled before. Or anyone else for that matter.

  183. Of course I’m fucking pissed crusty. I actually left the basement and went out and bought a new colour cartridge for my printer. that yt CUNT practically promisedme a mugshot, and I was excited for a picture to put in this year’s family xmas newsletter.

  184. What is this fuckery? I am a mutant but I loved the coloreds. I need them to pick my cotton and clean my house. Fuck MLHjr for making them think they can do more.

  185. Ha! Mutants are such vile creatures. As stated previously, all the racial slurs against other races and cultures will not change this fact. Of all the comments, not one denied the truth. Whites are the cancer of the earth.

    Instead denouncing “MS”AnneThorpes call for race hate, they defend him. I understand though, mutants are filled with hate.

    As you were mutants, continue to prove my statements to be correct. Ha! The best part is the Africans will be around for centuries to come, mutants time on earth is coming to an end.

  186. Here is a question proposed by a yahoo user “MSAnneThorp maybe you can answer:

    Why have white people over the years caused so much destruction and hatred- Are they evil?
    Look at the hate caused by whites -

    Genocide of Native Americans – White people
    Genocide of Australian/New Zealand/Tasmania/Hawaiian Natives – White people
    World War I – White People
    World War II – White people
    Atomic bombing of non-white civilians – white people
    IRA – White people
    Race hate crimes – The majority of hate crimes are BY whites
    Invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan – white people
    Jim Crow Laws – White People
    KKK – White people
    Apartheid in South Africa – White people
    Color Bars in Britian from 1948-1965 – White people
    White people invented Concentration Camps
    The class system and Capitalism was invented by white people

    White people are guilty of crimes against humanity; they are responsible for the destruction of every culture on Earth; they are by far the most racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic people on Earth; it reminds me of a beautiful little poem my teacher read to the class -

    White people are like white bread and white rice, when the early modern humans left Africa and migrated to Europe the sun bleached their skin thus removing the goodness like when you bleach brown rice, it becomes white and all the goodness is gone.

    Keep in mind I am white as is my teacher.

  187. Nick should try this one on for size..

    ‘Sorry I missed my exam sir, but the school bus was driven by a mutant who had to stop on the way to fuck a dog and a baby’

    Ahh if only life were so simple.

  188. You want race hate? Okay. Here’s some race hate for you:

    I HATE those stupid 5k benefit races. They always hold them right where I work, so everyone has to park way down the street in an unsecure garage and then walk to work. Not only that, it’s filled with a bunch of hippies that think they can cure breast cancer by running around dressed as Santa Clause. What a mockery they make of the true sport of racing. I wish someone would put and end to 5k benefit races, and maybe make them illegal or something. They make me so mad I just want to step on a bug!

    How’s THAT for race hate?

  189. The only problem with your hate, beat, is that it is Santa CLAUS not clause. You know why Santa’s suit is red? Originally it was a Rebel flag but it was deemed offensive but stupid fucks like yt.

  190. *Claus. Darn it.

    I’m going to blame it on autocorrect.

  191. Sorry that I am not funny just racist.

  192. What ytmutation conveniently fails to mention is that brown rice tastes of fucking pig spit and sawdust.. and he doesn’t even mention Pilau… Just putting it out there, but I’d wager he knows fuck all about rice.

  193. LB is moderating my comment cause I am mutating as I type this.

  194. Wow.. is nobody else going to comment on the fact that ytmutation and his “teacher” are both self-hating whiteys?! Show some pride you ignorant fuckin’ cracker. I love all races, but I’m white, and I’m proud of that. Doesn’t mean I fuck dogs and shit. If anybody here has put their wiener in a dog, it’s you ytmutation.

  195. ^ I can’t believe no one caught my peanut butter joke.

  196. vaginalroundhouse

    ymutation also fails to pinpoint all of the black on white crime. Just recently a black woman, Brittany Norwood, was convicted of murdering a white woman, Jayna Murray. Norwood was suspected of stealing random things at the Lululemon Atheltica store where she worked. When Brittany had the idea that Jayna would notify management Brittany went apeshit and inflicted over 300 injuries. Brit then tried to create a story that they were attacked by two men who raped and robbed their store. This my friends is just one of the many stories you do not see in the liberal controlled media because we don’t want to look racist in reporting Black on White crimes.

  197. She claimed the two men raped the store? Yeah, no wonder no one believed her.

  198. OMG I just love lamebook! I promised myself I’d just check out my FB newsfeed and go to bed, as I have to give a presentation tomorrow which I haven’t yet prepared. 50-60 minutes later I’ve read through a total of almost 9K words underneath a lamebook post, cracking up so badly I woke up my mate next-door (twice), almost peeing my pants b/c I didn’t want to stop reading this stop to go take a piss. Now that I’ve finished I’m a little sad that I haven’t parktaken in this excellent conversation. But hey, you can’t have your pie and eat it too, right? Anyway, <3 you guys & thanks for all the hours of entertainment you've brought me throughout the last months! PS: If I were YT, I would've legitimately pissed my pants at least once during this convo – he might have been spamming but he also made for an excellent troll.

  199. reading this shit*

  200. “ymutation also fails to pinpoint all of the black on white crime”.
    yt fails to pinpoint ANY black crime as it’s all the white man’s fault for evolving out of africa. If we’d stayed there, maybe the place wouldn’t be such a violent, feral shit hole?

  201. Fuck ytmutation.. Jurassic Park is on. I can’t be bothered with this “white mutant” bullshit.

  202. @beatusmongous- I got the peanut butter joke. And yeaaa, raping a store? Not very believable. @hotapples92- Glad that you enjoyed this retarded ass argument which ytmutation CLEARLY lost. Too bad you couldn’t enjoy it with us. Kinda made us all feel like family for a minute. Not like the brady bunch.. more like a degenerate fucked up family. @MsAnne- I still wanna see this fuckin’ mugshot.

  203. Could someone hack ytmut’s puter already and confiscate his internet privileges?

  204. I dunno. I thought we got pretty good value for money out of him. And i learned so much, too. here was me thinking that white people are awesome – like angels without wings, really. Apparently people are shit. Who knew, eh?

  205. Ha! Look at the mutants licking their wounds.

    “Could someone hack ytmut’s puter already and confiscate his internet privileges?”-”Bacchante February 14th, 2012 at 12:21 am

    Ha! Hacking is a crime mutant. Regain your composure. I know you are hurting, but is it that serious? Ha! Ha! Ha!

  206. ^^ I for one, would like to take a cactus, or several, known as cacti, and place each one, slowly up your anus.
    I don’t really know what sort of capacity an anus has/can hold, though I imagine yours is slightly larger than average. But I think that with a little persuasion, we could get several hundred up yours. Granted – you’d have passed out/died by the 17th or 18th, but that’s not to say we wouldn’t enjoy the following procession of shit and blood that would slowly flow from every orifice of your body. On the plus, you’ve created a wicked thread. Thank you for that.

  207. Yuck! I told you guys how sick mutants are. Who else but a mutant would think of something like this. Sicko!

  208. wounds? you think your heroic levels of copypasta is somehow damaging?

    seriously?

  209. ytmutant, you fuckin’ gumby. Of course hacking is illegal. But then again, so is racial vilification.

    What can I say? I’m a humanist, and silencing your drivel would be for the greater good.

  210. if you’ve already crossed the line into ‘illegal’ territory, just take him out with a headshot. why fuck around?

  211. Oh, you mean like the DC Sniper did?

  212. Meh, I don’t need him killed, just not in my vicinity. And that happens to include MY internet.

    He can fuck off back to whitewatch if he wants to, but the spamming and trolling here is bringing me down.

    Plus, to get his locale, I would also need someone with the skills to hack him and pinpoint him. Any takers? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

  213. hah! now there was a racist prick.

    see the difference, ytmut? real, actual racism is where southern trees bear strange fruit, some big black buck gets dragged to his death behind a pickup truck full of yammering white trash, and the POTUS is caucasian.

    Sarcasm, irony, jokes and abuse on a computer screen is NOT FUCKING RACISM.
    no matter how hard you try to make it so.

  214. ^I meant the DC sniper, not Bueller – although he didn’t have a whole lot of black chums, did he?
    man, my timing is fucked up today.

  215. Yeah, those bloody time-saving “Open in New Tab” options!! I get distracted and fuck up the order of the thread half the time.

  216. Ha! So sad. Mutants will do anything do get their way. Even calling for a person to get hacked and/or sniped. Oh no, I better save these screenshots for proof.

    Mutants.

  217. I know what you mean, Bacchante, I wish internet forums had some fancy coding that let you have a ‘reply to this comment’ option.

    then folk wouldn’t have to scroll through all the terrible trolling. imagine the lack of bitching?

  218. WordPress sucks dick. Give me some fucking nesting, dammit!

  219. What the hell? I didn’t capitalise the P in WordPress… Sneaky fuckers.

  220. You do know that the DC Sniper was a couple of black dudes, right? They didn’t target any particular race, though, but they killed 11 people and wounded many others before they were caught.

  221. ^yeah, they were black, and I wouldn’t completely dismiss a racism-based content for their killing spree. It was whitey who held the brothers down and made them what they are, you know.

  222. not content, I meant motive. Those words aren’t even close to similar.

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