Monday, February 13, 2012

Excellent Update

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  1. What app does that? On another note, couldn’t think of anything better than “lol”?

  2. I would have sent, “I AM YOUR DOOM!”

  3. i too, would like to know what app that is.

  4. i think “lol” is perfect

  5. lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

  6. I think that’s 1000…ish. It’s a lot.

  7. But what if the kid made the prank call from a land line?

  8. What’s a land line?

  9. @ beatusmongous: if he did use one, it would probably be even funnier. I have sprint and they have a “text to landline” thing. Basically, when you send the text, it calls the phone and a computer voice reads the text (think microsoft sam) to them. 1000 phone calls like that would be hilarious.

  10. FadingNewDawn, yes, that would definitely be VERY funny indeed.

  11. Leave it to an Irishman to think something you wash with could ever double as pasta sauce. Irish food is garbage, so it kinda makes sense.

  12. Philosophical Question of the Day.
    So, if Jesse says ‘Your move, punk’ and the prank caller turns out to be a stalker who subsequently breaks into her home and beats her up; breaking her skull, jaw and several ribs, rupturing her spleen and knocking out her four front teeth, before violently raping her – both vaginally and anally – and cutting her throat, leaving her barely clinging to life in a pool of blood and semen…

    would she have been ‘asking for it’?

  13. ^No, the term “beyatch” is used to ask for that.

  14. ^can you expand on this stub? What would ‘punk’ then entail? (and i think i need to talk to my lawyer)

  15. I really, really want to steal that first post, but I won’t. Honestly though, if I have to listen to one more person complain about being single on Valentine’s Day, I might end up screaming loud enough that the neighbors check on me.
    And trust me, it would take a loud scream to get the neighbors worried.

  16. How about your loud, repeated screaming of my name? Would your neighbors worry about that one?

  17. Nah, they’re used to that.

  18. Irish food is delicious.

  19. potatoes are ok. hardly ‘delicious’.

  20. Lamb, bangers, etc., is delicious. And nobody knows how to cook potatoes like the Irish.

  21. Q) How many potatoes does it take to starve an irishman?
    A) none.

  22. Oh, MsAnne – the joke is “How many potatoes does it take to *kill* an Irishman? – None” Works so much better that way. Your mangled version of a good joke just sucks.

  23. mine was the irish-friendly version :/

  24. Mad2, you’ve named TWO types of food, both of which can come from all over the world. Noone WANTS to cook potatoes in a million different ways. Roasties, mash and wedges, that’s all you need.
    And I’m pretty sure the Irish didn’t invent pigs and sheep, though they may have been the first to try and procreate with them.

  25. hah. bog trotters.

  26. True, crusty. I’m sure my ancestors didn’t leave Ireland and come allll the way over here just to eat the same old shit. No, they they had access to new foods and they ate them.

    As to attempting to procreate with pigs and sheep, I really can’t speak to that… those kinds of stories certainly weren’t passed down.

  27. I love Frosted Lucky Charms. They’re magically delicious.

  28. Jesse is going to get one hell of a phone bill if he really does that.

  29. Why’d they leave Ireland? It’s lustrous and green and full of funny little irate Irishmen who sing and dance and play the fiddle. Plus I hear they make great potatoes.

  30. That’s just it, crusty. They were doing just fine until the potato famine. When suddenly there are NO potatoes, or anything else to eat for that matter, you start looking for other options.

  31. Were black men friendly during the great famine? If they were….the Irish could have bred them for eating, they’re strong like bulls and full of meat like pigs, but thick like women. Perfect for captive meat breeding.

  32. Well, crusty, they may have been friendly enough, but a little bit absent from Ireland back in the day.

  33. also…hard to breed anything when there is NO FOOD.

  34. Bullshit there was no food. Feed them on grass like what we feed our animals what we eats…sheep, pigs, cows, fuck me even horse in france. Hot daaaaaaamn if we was in South America we could fuck maa sisterr and eat maaa oncle.

  35. ^that, crusty, is so utterly vacuous that the sheer force of its stupidity robs a non-retarded person of their ability to frame an adequate reply.

    you’ve outdone yourself.

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