I would love to have ac”comode”ated you by dropping in before your night of revelry. Unfortunately you should have considered that before stuffing yourself with all that happy cow cheese today. That has resulted in a backup along the ole hershey highway. Never fear though, all you drinking on an empty stomach, finished with the late nite stop at CarlJrs for a greasy burger should get things moving just about in time to blow out the ole poopshute at exactly the moment you are bent over the toilet heaving your guts out.
@chip: On Lamebook, we aren’t one of Penny Lane’s bosses/kids/grandparents/any other relative that really wouldn’t want to know that. She’s just making the point that she didn’t share it with the world of people who know who she is.