And wow, Carlo just set a new meaning for ‘low’. Very very low. Happy for someone getting beat up and more importantly, a baby having an unplanned miscarriage? Just because you didn’t want a baby. Some people NEED to get banned from breeding.
I find it amusing that two people made fun of Totally Cool for saying “unplanned miscarriage” but nobody said anything about “a baby having a miscarriage”. If babies are having miscarriages now, I don’t know what this world is coming to…
@5 Yes, unfortunately I have seen a ‘planned miscarriage’. If you can call it that.
@11 Abortion is different, I’m talking about some people who plan ‘accidents’ to get rid of the baby. If you haven’t heard of it, perhaps you live in a much better neighborhood than me
And I’m usually just neutral on these abortion/miscarriage stuff, but when I first saw the comments I was surprised that some people are just using two words that I used to prove their existence, but then again it’s the internet XD
Really, things are much easier when a baby has a miscarriage. Trying to get them an abortion just means paperwork, awkward questions, and a visit from Child Services. I’ve never been so happy to change a diaper.
Barrett is the one that annoys me the most. I had a similar experience at work a few years back. I was selling someone an expensive person and while we were talking someone else came up and told her all about the big sale going on over at another store, then just walked away.
Damn it, there’s no comment thread for the lamebook book. Oh well. I hope they put some of the commenters in it, seeing as I remember the lamebook classic where they gave props to them for making a mediocre post into something funny with what everyone said (even though it’s done on a regular basis, that one was golden).
Me too, nuff. It looks like that books just going to be split into sections of like, ‘Background Checks’ ‘Ink That Stinks’ and stuff like that, so including commenters would make that book a hell of a lot more awesome. But if they do, they need to include the following things:
word, ee, Soup, slim etc having one of their late night sessions.
A decent amount of comments from malteaser. After all, she’s a Lamebook commenter too.
Someone coming on to a post about, say, miscarriage jokes, and causing the world and it’s dog to come and post long stories about their history with miscarriage and why they like/don’t like the post and everyone who doesn’t share this point of view is uniformly a fucktard.
That time Lamebook forgot to blank out a name, and a girl from the post and herr friends came to Lamebook and went mental, so some people on Lamebook tracked her down thanks to Lamebook’s mistake, started stalking and harassing her, and made a Facebook group mocking her. Good clean fun, that.
Me trying to be funny and dying on my arse in front of y’all.
I’ve been a long-time watcher of you all and find most of you to be incredibly funny and make the whole site much more worth a glance but I just had to register to vent something-
I know that, most likely, these comments about trash collectors and the like are made with a hint of irony and I’m probably just over-reacting but I just want to throw this out there-
It sucks to be them. I know it does, because I was one (a Cleaner/Maintainance girl) up until about a week ago. Sometimes you just get thrown into the job and there’s nothing you can do about it. I’m well educated consider myself to be a pretty intellegent person, and the people I worked with were the same… S**t happens and people have to earn a living- just remember that.
If I just convince one of you to be more polite to “the bottom of the food chain” I would be happy, because I was treated so poorly on a daily basis.
Again, I know that you probably don’t actually believe your own joke, but I just wanted to say… I’m probably gonna get a whole lot of abuse now, lol…
Anyway, I’ll just ass this: This site wouldn’t be the same without the comments. I honestly find them to be the best part most of the time, they should at least include one user comment that adds to the post, ya know?
i dont reeeally understand why carlos is on here..that bitch probably deserved it if shes tryin to tie down some guy with a baby. babies shouldnt be used as weapons. i fucked this girl i met for the first time in a club last year and she got pregnant cos she didnt have any condoms with her so we had to ride bareback and she werent on the pill. worst thing about it was she came back to my place for it so SHE KNEW WHERE I LIVED!! meant i couldnt get away from her!! she ended up coming round to tell me WHILE MY WIFE WAS HOME (yeah yeah i know it’s bad but guys nature means they have needs that only one woman cant fulfil before all u feminists n stuff pipe up) and told me she was preggers and my wife heard. i made some bullshit up about it being my buddy dave’s one night stand and she didnt know where dave lived so came to tell me to tell him, and the wife believed me haha thank fuck shes a bit of a dosey cow..well she belived me to some extent, but she did say when this baby was born she wanted DNA to make damned sure. well thats when i started screwin and dint know what i should do about the situation. this girl kept coming round every couple of weeks, at first i didnt believ her just thought she was probly making it up to stay in my life cos she seemed pretty obsessed with me, but then her stomach definitly got fatter maybe from food, maybe a baby, but neways she kept begging me to leave my wife and i wasnt gna do that, she seriously started fucking me off, begging me to give her money “to help the baby”. i was like “i dont even fucking know you, i dont want your baby, get a fucking abortion!!!!!!!!!!!! if u bring that baby into the world i will kick it’s ass when it grows up i would hate it THAT much for ruining my life”..well that scared her but not enough..i ended up having to get a couple of my friends to sort her out, went to her place, kicked the door in, slapped her around. obviously they didnt hit her in the stomach cos that is taking it too far i know..but they frightened the life outta her. they said to her if she didnt get rid of the baby herself then theyd have to take it into their own hands. they wouldnt actually have, we just needed to scare the shit outta her. it worked so she had an abortion!! thank. fuck. for that. it wouldve been due a couple of months ago and my life wouldve been in tatters but now im happy again and that bitch hasnt been round since. i told my wife she had miscarridge so no problems there, and now when i fuck other girls i always make sure theyre on the pill first so can ride bareback without any problems like that again!!! just to teach everyone lessons to be very careful, and yeah sorry for my rant, i just know how that carlos dude must feel and it is SUCH a relief when the baby isnt there anymore!
I don’t know if youre serious, wetspot, but if are then you are the stenchiest pile of vomit on the planet.
But i do feel a sense of gratitude to you for making sure you don’t have too many offspring. You might want to carry some morning after pills with you and force them down the throats of any more retarded women you bed.
@26. I can understand where your coming from, and I agree with you partially. However (and I am a douche for pointing this out, and will probably go to hell) describing yourself as an “intellegent” person doesn’t give the best impression.
/Hangs head in shame, for being low enough to point out spelling errors.
I can’t tell whether #29 is trolling, or whether he’s just a screw short of, well, a screw.
wow, that’s pretty hurtful. i came on here to give my advice, honest opinion on one of the posts and an apropriate anecdote to go along with it; I give you my time, thoughts and secrets, and most of you come back firing words of hate at me like bullets; like im some sort of afgahni terrorist or something. so ur all so perfect are u? just because I choose to share the things in my life that have happened to me, out of pure bad luck, doesnt make me any worse than all of you who are too embarassed to admit your shortcomings. in fact, it actually makes me better than you. it wasnt my fault she wouldnt fucking leave me alone like some sorta psycho stalker bitch!! I know now i shoulda just shoved it in her mouth and forced the chick to give me deepthroat when I found out she wasnt on the pill and hadnt thought to carry condoms around with her (typical ho to be fair), but I was tanked and horny and felt like ramming some ass. im sure most guys will agree with me that when ur hot for it, ur hot for it, no matter who it is. pretty much any piece of ass will do. the wife was actually taking our kids to visit her mom in hospital down south so when she wasnt there to cater to my needs i had to find something else or i woulda gone stir crazy. besides that story isnt even bad..nothing like some of the shit i could tell u.
walter – my wife isnt on the pill, nor do we use condoms, they say that the meaning of life is to continue ur genes so belive me that is exactly what im doign!! just cz i dint want that ho having my baby doesnt mean my wife shouldnt! we’re on 4 with 1 currently in the oven and its getting close to arrival date, luckily the state is supporting us pretty nicely since i had my accident and neither of us can work coz we’re so busy with the little uns. i could tell u about my accident but uve ruined ur chances of that by disrespecting me and my family and i dont want any of ur sympathy. there are a couple of girls in the past im not sure but may have had my babys coz they were idiots who didnt bother protecting themselfs with the pill and tried tellin me they were keeping them, but the good thing is ive moved around a fair bit ever since i left college coz i got married young n dint want my wife finding out about me getting other girls preggo (obviously), so they wouldnt be able to find me neway. its like everytime iv been told i got a girl preggers ive moved away! its probly not even true anyhow – girls arent allll THAT fertile.
well i hope u all learn ur lessons about not being rude when someone opens up to u all.. it’s really quite harsh and fucking rude! and now u can’t hear any of my interesting stories. ur losses!
Ha, garbage collectors around here just drive a truck around a block with a machine arm that picks up the bins and dumps it automatically into the back. One man job, and they get paid pretty damned well since it’s a city job. Now, those old school garbage collectors where the guy hangs off the back and picks it up… Ohhhh boy, does it ever suck to be you.
For the record, the internet has never been kind to those without thick skin. Also, you picked a humor website to “open up”. That’s painting a big, red target on your hide and darting through a shooting range. This is the kind of story that you tell to your closest friends, who MIGHT empathize. However, to a casual observer you showed bad judgment and are paying for it. Even if she was trying to play you for a sucker, you brought that on yourself the moment you whipped it out.
And for the love of Marduk, don’t use that “I can’t help it, I was horny” excuse. It doesn’t hold water. Most guys, most humans have something called self-restraint. It generally keeps us out of bad situations except for when the universe decides some cosmic sodomy is in order. If that was the case, you may or may not have gotten some sympathy. It’s the damn internet, bad idea to bare your soul to anyone but trusted friends on here. Usually…
Finally, what are you doing getting tanked at a club with a wife at home? Going deep into the mouth of madness, I’d say. Perhaps cumming in it if your story is true.