No Wyatt, I believe that was a minor shock-induced coma. It was your body’s natural reaction to being aware of a bladed instrument trimming away at your man parts. Babies don’t experience that since they know fuckall about what’s happening.
Ummmm, how else is she supposed to have sex in her taxpayer funded crack den??? It’s probably only one bedroom so she shares it with her kid and her 15 other family members who all live off welfare. That’s probably what they taught her in 2nd grade at the sex school she attended….right dan????
Eh, Tylenol (known as paracetamol here)/codeine doesn’t do that much either unless you take 6 at a time. The issue with that is you’re really only after the codeine component, the paracetamol does sweet FA for a high.
The major downside to paracetamol is potential overdose. It takes around 10 grams of the stuff taken at once to cause problems (dependent on age, sex, weight, and tolerance). This might sound like a lot, but it’s only 20 tablets.
I’ve seen many an “accidental” overdose whether it be due to abuse or a suicide attempt. People think you need all sorts of things like booze and sleeping pills to do the job, but paracetamol will do it very efficiently… eventually.
If the effects aren’t reversed quickly by both an antidote and charcoal administration, acute liver failure is the likely result. It takes a few days, but the person will get there.
There’s been many a person who’s contemplated ending things, but not with any real intention take Tylenol/paracetamol thinking not much of it – they get a few days to look back on their actions before checking out. Ugly stuff.
@cabbitch – Many people on welfare live quite well, driving Cadillacs, buying iPhones (pretty sure there was also a Lamebook post on this), plasma TVs etc. All while sucking up tax payer money because they are too immoral or lazy to work. It’s typical liberal America. Give money from hard working employees and give it to Welfare Queens.
Here’s an idea, you don’t want to be poor? Go to church, go to school, don’t join a gang, be fiscally responsible, don’t have sinful premarital sex (especially if you can’t afford “accidents”), take education and employment seriously. If you ask me, the poor in this country are TOO well off. We all know they’re better off than in any other country but perhaps if they actually WERE starving in the gutter, didn’t have an Xbox and 3 iPhones and iPads and iPods they would realize that there are responsibilities in life. If you don’t take those responsibilities seriously, you deserve to be out on the street and I certainly shouldn’t be paying taxes so you can go out and buy new gadgets every month on your welfare check.
I have taken those tylenol pills numerous times and they don’t really do much with respect to a high. I still have some left if anyone cares.
Comment#8 is the best reaction to Dan that I’ve seen so far.
BTW Dan your comments imply that if someone doesn’t go to school and has lots of premarital sex, they will end up with “Cadillacs, buying iPhones …, plasma TVs ” and “an Xbox and 3 iPhones and iPads and iPods” sounds like a sweet deal to me.
Um, pretty sure Wyatt’s status is a joke. There’s no guy in his right mind who would voluntarily get himself circumcised. That’s why the sickos who do it force it on kids, because they can’t say no and they know the guy would never consider doing it to himself. Nasty, nasty, nasty.
Of course he is. Dan is nothing but a sad little robot who built a zapper which refreshes the lamebook home and comment pages every 5 seconds in order for him to keep up. While he masturbates, taking the lords name in vain.
I don’t know, after an operation I had on my ear I was taking Paracetamol every 4 hours, with Ibuprofen mixed in if I was still in pain, and I was just walking around all monged out half the time. Wouldn’t really describe it as a high though.
How dare you assume that someone is living in that manner? Who are you to say that she is a bad mother? I’m not saying anything either way about her, but who are you to judge her as ‘terrible’? You should love her the same as you should your fellow bourgeois, white, Christian, middle-aged father with an office job, a house in the suburbs and his 2.5 kids, and his wife.
So the poor are “too well off”? The bastards! Quick, we should all go kill them and take their cardboard boxes! Wait…
And my goodness, I don’t know what’s going on with whatever welfare you’re talking about, but I’m pretty sure your ‘Liberal America’ regulates a little more tightly than to have so called poor going around with cadillacs, plasma screens, iphones, and not to mention all the drugs they must be buying, cause they’re poor right? Because they are just the un-redeemable, ungodly youth of the day, right? That’s what your stereotyping says, correct? So suddenly they’re super wealthy poor? I think not. I think you should lay off people and have a go at not being a jerk. You as a ‘Christian’ would know that you need to love these people regardless. The Bible doesn’t say “Love your neighbor, unless he’s a jerk, he’s poor, he’s an immigrant, he doesn’t agree with you, he’s gay, you think he’s going to hell, he’s stupid, he’s a racist tool, he stereotypes people, or any other reason you can put against him.”
Because you seem to have had a problem with each of these groups at some time. Actually, I just added the second, third and fourth from last, just because I thought they described you fairly.