For the same reason you are too stupid to know how to delete FB updates?
Now, if he gets a girlfriend, he knows it’s for love. If…
Talk to your doctor about erection misfunction.
If I cannot get a boner I just look at some bookmarked porn. Those always get me going.
Erik soon realised he was being overly optimistic with ‘mostly functional’.
I have erection misfunctions. That’s when they happen out of no where and for no reason, right?
Rosie O’Donnell covered in jelly does it for me
Is that real? Sometimes I feel clever readin some of this shit
Rosie O’Donnell covered in jelly with powdered sugar all over her.. like a big old powdered donut.
‘…White male….’ For a race specific erectile dysfunction solution.
Rosie O’Donnell covered in jelly and powdered sugar, and then falling off a cliff. That might do it for me.
Google did that in order to support sites like Lamebook.
Rosie O’Donnell covered in jelly and powdered sugar, fallin off a cliff into a pool full of hersheys syrup.. mmmm
^While on fire!
This post is a real cool story bro
hah. erik is a soft cock.
I like how he progressed from ‘misfunction’ to ‘dysfunction’. Education. So it wasn’t a total loss.
I’m his sister and half those comments are from me. He smoked up with a friend, passed out, and left his phone unattended with his roommate.
At least that’s what he claimed when he called me last night.
^If this is true, then this is definitely awesome.
^Imma go for ‘mildly amusing’.
My standards for awesome are a touch more rigorous.
Rosie O’Donnell? have we gone back to the early 90s?!
I banged Erik’s young, unsatisfied girlfriend.
with my fully erect penis.
^I doubt that’s true, since you had to fap on my mom.
fapping about someone’s mom is fun, fapping ON someone’s mom is close to Godliness.
^Depends on the mom.
The mom of your sworn enemy.
fuck. that’s a lot of mom’s.
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