I for one, Will, would not. I know I’m into some sick shit, but I’m not quite tickled with the notion of waking and picking pickles and onions out of my ass crack, no matter how kinky and exciting it may sound, to you….now oh the other hand, if you offer to nibble them out with your tongue and whisper sweet nothings in my ear whilst doing so, I’d seriously consider letting you :p :p :p (Smileys related/you tonguing my sphincter with you virgin tongue, bitch)
Unless of course your ears on on your ass, in which case you might want to look for a few more qualities in your future life partner.
Don’t be too fussy however as it may be difficult to land a woman who will tolerate you having to drop trou for every conversation.
your fucking ‘programming’ needs a fucking tune-up, you annoying sack of crap.
a real robot would not make such an impossible syntax error such as “…many times them kill them.”
it would be an illegal execution error.