This reminds me of the time my Uncle Jack went on eHarmony. The thing is, he didn’t know that they matched you on the highly-acclaimed 21 levels of whatever; so he breezed through the questionnnaire because he just wanted to flip through pictures like they were some mail order bride, finding the hottest and hoping he could give her his seed.
Unfortunately for Uncle Jack, in his careless answering of the questions, he chose his favourite music as Rap / R&B, favourite place to eat as KFC and ‘on a typical saturday evening, he would: bust out the 40 and spit some evil riddems’
Jack’s first date was with Latoyah Otis Ellis, and let’s just say it didn’t go over well. You see, Jack is a life-long Klan member. Unfortunately the girl provided a false picture, but indeed answered questions truthfully.
Anyways, this was all before Uncle Jack started raping little boys and pinching big soft loafs on their stomachs. That I will save for another entry.
wait… are we SURE this is a guy? This level of clingyness is usually only seen in high school girls who get their nails done once a week, doodle their boyfriend’s name on every school assignment and have no activities of their own because they spend all their time cheering on their boyfriend’s sports team, hanging out with him and his friends and generally whining about how they can’t live without him.