jo’nathan’s one was the only one that was even remotely funny though. the other ones were quite pathetic attempts at humor. i find it strange that he’s burning democrats and republicans though. he must belong to the green party.
I think my dungeo…um, house would be more suited to our activities, but I suppose if you have a blender, a generator, and twelve 3-foot lengths of rubber tubing, we can make an arrangement.
eenerbl, my sweet, sweet eenerbl. Google “la petite mort”, reread my comment, and recognize the depth of my affection for you. I will be awaiting your apology.
nuff, your solution is sublime (as long as eenerbl’s girls aren’t skittish). I humbly ask you to be my Second and take care of any business I might leave unfinished (unlikely, but I want to be thorough).
This has gotten extremely graphic since I left. It is weird that a part of me kinda likes it? Anyways, why is only 1 guy going seal clubbing with me? It aint easy seperating the young from their ma you know.
@suckmebeautiful I always try to do anything once, i’ll want to get the seal clubbing done first. Takes a lot out of a guy, ya know? It would be hard to be in tip-top shape after what you have in mind.
eenerbl, of course I forgive you. I’m kind of like Jesus: Loving, well hung, and all too familiar with nailing. But my second coming won’t take 2000 years.
lex, certainly you can’t blame me for being an opportunist? I can only strangle so many before they overpower me and exploit my dongtastitude for their own nefarious purposes. I had to protect my integrity.
Completely off topic, but lex and soup, did you two randomly come up with those names or did you know each other before joining lamebook? Couldn’t help but think Lex Luther and Superman (soups). Total nerd moment, couldn’t help but make the correlation between the two.
Dirty talk huh? I would bury my bone in your velvet lined box. You would urn for more, while we soil ourselves with our own viscous fluids. Our relationship would of course be filthy, but still sedimental. The continuous eruptions experienced by us both would form the bedrock of our love.
No connection. I just like to fill people with my hearty goodness.
@ee One thing I want to do in particular, is find a good pillar, press your body up to it facing it and then wrap you up from your shoulders to knees in saran wrap so you can’t move, and then rip a hole in the back of it and do naughty things to you.
No love for the metaphors and puns? That deserves punishment. I will have to break out my Pear of Anguish. I’ll let you flip the coin to decide whether it goes in your ass or your snatch. I’ll then take care of the unencumbered hole.
@Soup Have faith Soup, there’s something to punish ANY woman with, it’s just a matter of trying different things one after another until she finally succumbs to the multitude of positions and devices never experienced before.
ee, it’s hard to find women as kinky and willing as you and suckme are. I’m sure I could finally fulfill some of my more wilder fantasies with the likes of you two. So trump away, it’ll be all weekend.
What’s lame is Chase sending in his own comment on the Qdoba one. A bunch of comments were posted within a few minutes, so he had to have grabbed his own before the other ones showed up. And it’s a stupid comment anyway.
Nice! I agree with you about it all “hanging out” here. There’s a fine line between sexual wordplay and apparent desperation and some of these characters are tippy toeing on that line. The rest of them dived straight over it.
Aah, my impatient little Word. So sorry to see you go. Speaking of priorities, I happen to still be at the office and had to devote a little of my time elsewhere for a moment. But enough excuses. Rest well, you’re going to need your strength.
After reading a few comments (and it didn’t take many) I have come to the conclusion that you lot are either a bunch of fucked up nymphomaniacs or fat 60 year olds living out your fantasies through lamebook. I prefer the prior.
at this point I don’t even remember the topic of the post. I myself enjoy debauchery, but I tend to agree with Word..it feels better when done with subtlety, humor and a little ambiguity. I don’t have a problem with blatant sexual talk..for myself tho, I prefer that to be in a more private forum. ~stay sexy