Thursday, July 8, 2010

Dylan’s Vision

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  1. @dan_fargis Apparently Norway is the best educated country. The United States doesn’t even rank in the top ten.

  2. Dylan could have his ideal America, but this country has two-term limits, so W. can’t be president again. Repeal term limits, get your ‘utopian America’, Dylan. I won’t hold my breath.

    @dan_fargis- Lots of countries are beating America in the education department, including many that aren’t Christian-based, and don’t allow religion in schools. And some of the worst school districts in America are in the most religious-oriented areas.

  3. Anyone know where Saskatchewan is ? If you do don’t say it just say yes and what country you are from I am curious.

  4. FuckMustard: Yes, USA. Why do you ask?

  5. @ FuckMustard: Yes, and I’m from the USA as well.

  6. Carbon its actually Finland that has the best education system in the world, although UNICEF rated South Korea as the ‘most effective’ system of education. The UK came 7th with USA a lowly 18th out of 24.

  7. curiosity is all, a lot of people don’t and I was trying to figure out which country is taught their geography well.

  8. For those of you that need it (which is most):

    joke [johk] –noun
    1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act

    sarcasm [sahr-kaz-uhm] –noun
    1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
    2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.

    funny [fuhn-ee] –adjective
    1. providing fun; causing amusement or laughter; amusing; comical: a funny remark; a funny person.
    2. attempting to amuse; facetious: Did you really mean that or were you just being funny?

    And for the rest of you that doesn’t take this stuff to seriously = <3

  9. Well you guys just proved a lot of people I know wrong 🙂 Most people I know think that people from the USA don’t know their geography at all.

  10. Wow, I hope this asshole dies in a jeep accident. Or a truck accident.

  11. I hope this tool dies in a Prius accident.

  12. krasivaya_devushka

    Keep dreaming Dylan! Keep dreaming!

  13. @ FuckMustard, I know what country it’s in. Is that good enough?
    I’m from New Zealand.

  14. What a stupid, worthless little fuck. He’ll last six days in basic training before he pussies out.

    I want an America without Dylan. And he can take that skank Britney with him.

  15. It’s people like Dylan that make America what it is. We have the America-loving, gun-toting, Hummer-driving people to balance out this new wave of Americans that constantly say, “I’m moving out of America if _____ get’s elected/happens.” ‘Cause, Lord knows, complaining about something while taking no action at all is the best way to make change. Dylan spices things up a bit.

  16. this was just copied from an email forward. whatevs

  17. “It’s people like Dylan that make America what it is.”

    Stupid?

  18. I guess I better start stacking maple brittle and hockey sticks as high as I can. You Americans won’t ever take us alive!!!

  19. I thought he was a total dick until he said the thing about the kool ade guy. Now I kind of like him.

  20. @jeromy

    Well, now, let’s not resort to name-calling.

    Obviously you haven’t had a political conversation with an irate conservative. If we were all fair and peaceful then there’d be no fun. Hell, my family will purposely bring up politics just because it’s funny to see my grandfather scream about illegals and Obama, and then hear him yell at the brave few that say they disagree.

  21. Haaa, Dylan’s a keeper. It’s obvious he’s being sarcastic and he does it well.

    I want more people like Dylan!

  22. the comments threads today are totally insane. All hell has broken loose.

  23. Why can people not see that Dylan’s joking?

  24. @Brah: I come from a family of die-hard right-wingers who would take Dylan’s “joke” quite seriously. My uncle once ordered my cousin out of the house, calling her a “commie,” after she made the revelation that she’d voted Democrat the year prior. And this at Thanksgiving. Usually it’s hilarious to sit and watch the noise level escalate and screaming start, because everyone’s arguing the same points. I think if someone admitted they were a fan of either Obama or Steve Spurrier, they might die.

    After moving to southeast Asia, it really sucks to see how hated we Americans are, even by our allies. I love my country, and hate that sometimes I wish I could fake an Australian accent to avoid some of the vitriol thrown my way.

  25. @11eleven I was wondering where I had seen this before.

    @Hoobernut that sucks but it is a part of life, just tell people you are Canadian. Everyone loves a Canadian

  26. Dylan didn´t write that, it´s far too well-written. And it is kind funny…my guess is this is something someone else wrote, aimed at conservative idiots like Dylan. Sadly, he thought it was for real and agreed so much, he posted it on his wall…

  27. This is obviously one of those emails that travels around that has just been copied and pasted into his profile. Seems like overly sarcastic hilarity to me. “Oh yeah!”

    He clearly loves his country, and I greatly respect him if he is indeed choosing to give up years of his life to protect it.

    Oh, and clearly the Obama administration is doing a stellar job. 46% approval rating? I was never great at math, but I think that is lower than half right? And 38% approval from Independents? Impressive.

  28. Umm…I’m pretty sure he IS Canadian…I’m pretty sure he lives in my town.
    Sad.

  29. @Hoobernut

    I don’t get the America hate. I’ve been to Europe–they can be every bit as rude, obnoxious, and white trash as the most Southern Americans. And I say that as a person whose Christmas dinner had a political “debate” that was anything but Christ-like.
    Like I said, it just seems popular to hate America now even though more than half its population isn’t anything like the stereotypes.

  30. I want to live in Dylan’s America!

  31. @Brah

    I haven’t been to Europe, but I’m pretty sure the assholes of the world like to take holy pilgrimage to the Philippines, where even basic morality takes a backseat to money when it comes to foreigners. Seriously, you come to a tropical country after “finding ‘love’ on the internet,” and demand that a poor family with no electricity boil mineral water every day for your hot bath? Just so I can detect swamp ass AFTER you’re done bathing, and cringe at the Midchester Thunderdogs football chest tattoo that was probably hot at 20, but not on some 60-year-old man titties? Thanks, but no thanks.

    But sure enough, here, white skin = American! Land of the free, home of the dickhead.

  32. lather.rinse.repeat

    So im a bit late commenting, catching up on my reading haha. But, to the people who think he is joking, sorry, HES NOT JOKING. He’s joining the army? Come on guys. Someone wanting to ge into the “defence” force is much more likely to actually be serious about something like that, than trying to be ironic. If he was being ironic he would disagree with the ideas and values of the army rather than joining up. And as for him being “too intelligent” to seriously have those opinions, based on spelling and grammar, being intelligent does not mean you automatically dont have really shit, fucked up opinions. But as clarified above, apparently he got it off a forward anyway so he’s not as smart as he thinks he is. 🙂

  33. Its obviously a joke the whole thing is a joke. Even the paragraph at the beginning. I don’t know how anyone can say it’s not a joke.

  34. i am tempted to believe it is a joke because of the lack of spelling mistakes… 😀

  35. I was suspicious too, mostly because of the word ‘contiguous’, but there are plenty of retarded people who can spell. In the UK we call them ‘privately-educated’.

    Still, if this *is* a joke it’s super lame. There’s no pay-off.

  36. His vision of America is the same as Hitler’s vision for Nazi Germany.

  37. I want America to send Dylan off to war so,hopefully,he will be killed and never return in turn making America safer from him

  38. How about not making jokes about Soldier’s dying?

  39. Dylan, you already have an America like that. And by the way, America is a continent.

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