1. Fucking awesome. xD Jon, if you’re reading this, you’re amazing. Only wish I could see her reaction on getting that essay back.
2. LAMEBOOK FUCK YOU WITH YOUR FUCKING SOUND AND VIDEO ADS THAT FUCKING WON’T GO THE FUCK AWAY NO MATTER HOWMANY TIMES I REFRESH YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES AND OH MY GOD IT’S ON LOOP AND THERE’S NO FUCKING PAUSE OR VOLUME BUTTONS AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BUY YOUR SHITTY PRODUCT WHEN YOUR ADVERTS ARE HONEST TO FUCKING GOD THE MOST ANNOYING FUCKING THING ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET? FUCK YOU GAVISCON, YOU UTTER, UTTER, FUCKING DOUCHEBAG WANKER KNOBS SHIT FUCKS.
I keep my laptop on mute. My 10 month old likes to bang on it as it is without it making sound.
Whitney is amazing. I hope she turns that paper in. I wonder if her parents proof read her work for her? If so, what would they say? Do you think they know that have a raised a complete fucktard and waste of humanity? That they released on an unsuspecting planet this creature who could breed, thus making survival of the fittest impossible, ruining the human gene pool forever?
I want to believe it’s fake, but I’m well aware that there are people this dumb in existence.
Age is NOT an excuse for her if this is real. If she’s old enough to use “shit” on Facebook, she’s old enough to have some spelling ability, and should have developed some modicum of intelligence. I mean, dizzamn.
iszz shit lik dis tht mak meeee wnat 2 kurl up in a ball n weap 4 all humantity i relly lik 2 belive dis is faakke as Msterprop say but i 2 kno der r ppl in dis wrld who r dis dumb
It’s shit like this that makes me want to curl up in a ball and weep for all of humanity. I’d really like to believe this is fake, as MasterProp said, but I too know there are people this dumb in the world.
What I can’t understand is the fact that people write like that. I took me at least five times as long to misspell almost every word than it did to spell everything correctly. LEARN FUCKING ENGLISH!
Easily one of my favorite posts in a long time. I am desperate to see how that paper turned out. I almost wish he would have told her the documented it, or Hollywood got their hands on the story and she should check out the result if she wants an even MORE detailed paper.
The Hobo now has AdBlock Plus, and no adverts on Lamebook. Any complaints that is his comments (past entries included) are ‘as funny as death’, ‘not nearly as controversial or funny as that pathetic cunt thinks they are’, or ‘as retarded as he probably is’ should be directed at omfgitsdrea, Iron_E, and whatever absolute fucking genius made AdBlock Plus, and not him. It’s not his fault.
Assuming that this post is legitimate it is still doubtful that the paper will be written. Surely if Whitney has the ability to navigate Facebook and Microsoft Word (the latter which she quite likely has to be at least somewhat familiar with otherwise it implies that this is the first essay she’s ever had to write) then she must easily be equipped to deal with the simplicity of Google. As it would be impossible with her seemingly low intellect to embellish 1000 words’ worth of information–a process requiring great imagination–on what was said by Jon and Trey alone, it would probably occur to her to Google “great asteroid of 1998″ (Armageddon being the 3rd result) and possibly “aerosmith earths anthem”, which would be a far less cerebrally exhausting activity than time spent in a library. If this isn’t fake and Whitney actually is a simpleton, I still am sceptical that she would be enough of a half-wit to not Google it and thereby not discover, until one thousand laborious words later, that she’d been had.
As vindictivebitch has wondered where this girl has been, I also am interested to know where this ostensible gold mine of comedy has been hiding.
This is a little random, but I think that Skweezy Jibbs should have a permant part of lamebook. This isn’t the place, I know but you may be intersted in adding him. I still can’t believe that a person such as Skweezy Jibbs exists, and every time I log into facebook I am once again suprised.
alifus, you are right to believe he doesn’t exist.
he’s an actor called tim savage. this was discussed on the original thread. perhaps you should believe in something, well, a bit more believable. not yoink – that’s too much of a stretch. try gabe, maybe? everyone loves gabe.
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