Circle jerk? Nah, Bacchante, remember? We do all the typing, and cooters like Semtex over there pretend to be the desperate intern and spend all their time under our desks hoovering it up! It’s like the whole casting couch setup, ‘cept we’re lying our asses off and those bitches are never gon’ get paid! We don’t actually offer “job” placement here, we just sell you on the hope that you might one day make it big in the blowjob business. It’s all about word of mouth…or something to do with the mouth…fuck…I forget…back to work Semtex, I’m gettin soft over here, fluff me up for a bit will ya bro? I’ll put in a good word with teh boss!