Friday, December 4, 2009

Drunk Marks the Spot



previous post: Taco Belles



  1. First

  2. Now that my excitement is over and done with, the first photo looks like the guy in the back has been photo shopped in. Haha to drunkard for believing it – probably a homosexual in hiding. The second one could be funnier, but all the same i would like to take this opportunity to say haha!

  3. If someone is so drunk that they pass out and can not feel you drawing on them, then maybe you need to take their butt to the ER. A good stomach pumping would embarrass them more and would save their life.

  4. oh lord.. maturing boys and their partying… and nazis… whats up with teenage boys and nazis?

    @Insane the first pic is with a cardboard cut out. haha

  5. It’s Brett Favre, and it’s a cut-out poster, silly.

  6. Nah, you wouldn’t die just because you can’t feel someone drawing on you, just in the morning you would almost die.

  7. Finn I was talking about alcohol posioning. We lose 10-15 kids a year in our state from drinking to much. So I can not as much as I try find this funny. I’m sorry for being a bummer.

  8. That guy in the first picture is simply an illustration of the average Packer fan these days: being brutally sodomized by a smiling Brett Favre.

  9. Ack! I want an edit button. Even I can see my spelling errors. ARGH!

  10. Ive never drank so much I passed out before, but I have seen the husband do it. He fell asleep on the crapper, with his head resting on the tub. The toilet faces the tub, we have the worlds smallest bathroom. He then managed to hop off the pot and pass out again in the hall with his pants and underwear around his ankles. I left him there. I resisted the urge to draw on him, kick him in his ribs or stick a carrot in his ass. (thanks for the idea Dave Chappelle) :) But on a serious note won’t these silly boys have some splaining to do when the friend they doodled on is now a scribbled on corpse. I guess it would be a closed casket then.

  11. “But on a serious note won’t these silly boys have some splaining to do when the friend they doodled on is now a scribbled on corpse. I guess it would be a closed casket then.”

    It happens a lot more than one would think.

  12. But the funeral homes have stuff to clean the bodies up. My sister has a friend who gets called in to just that in these cases. Thats why I know it happens far to often and fail to find it funny.

  13. @pugged

    Way to be Buzz Killington.

  14. I know and I am sorry.

  15. … Well, that’s killed the post. Stone dead.

  16. Shit, I know people that aren’t even drunk sleeping that I can write on and they won’t know.

    And is it just me or does it look like the guy in the first picture is smiling while ‘passed out’?

  17. @emmanhxo: we all know that the photo is fake. I would PMSL if the guy at the end of the joke (dirty little giigles) thought that this picture was real, was not tampered with etc.

  18. Ok Lamebook has decided to moderate me of all people. How am i worth moderating? Surely i am not that bad. What has bought my attention tom this fact is i have tried to say “Dear Diary. Jackpot!” in response to Dr. Hymens Buzz Killington statement. I wanted what was in the inverted commas to be a singular post, by itself, in all of its glory. But somebody didnt want that to happen. A big unhappy face to you!!! :(

  19. @Insane: It’s a cardboard cutout. Look at the shadow on the wall. It’s one of those life-size cardboard cutouts. It’s a hilarious usage of one, too. And if this was photoshopped, why would they make the edge around the guy’s hair so perfect but the edge around Brett’s head and the wall so poorly cut?

  20. @hh32k4200: I know it is a cardboard cutout. My point is we all know it is fake so who cares about the particulars? Originally i thought the Brett guy was photoshopped in behind Mark. It dosnt matter how you look at this we all have the same conclusion. Its funnier than fuck!

  21. Huh….?

    And anyways, in the first picture the guy’s smile amuses me.

  22. These photos are boring. Perhaps I’ve seen this crap too many times.

  23. This doesn’t belong on Lamebook. This belongs on sites like collegehumor. Boo!

  24. I like the red nose.

    Doo do doo do doo….

  25. Honestly, Sensible Madness had the only good comment on here. I have no idea what the rest of you are doing.

  26. WOW COOL TATOO ,AWESOME , anybody know where to get one ; p

  27. Hell, no-one got an eyebrow shaved off – these faders got off lightly.
    A peeled banana in the back of the shorts is funnier – their faces when they wake up and realise there’s something squishy in their underwear . . .

  28. The Cutout made me laugh. HAHA the look on its face. Imagine waking up to that. I wish he was facing it though.

  29. #27 Thesaurapist for the banana win!

  30. Lol the one with the cut out of brett farve i went to high school with him.

  31. ^

    Name dropper.

  32. yeah brett farve fucked my anus last week.. still sore.

  33. @32: OMG you made a funny. Congratulations!!! How does it feel?

  34. Insane- about the same as a TROLL I would imagine.

  35. @MarthaSpewitt- So you feel like a loser troll? Hmm maybe you need more happy pills.

  36. @Insane. You seem to be a bit of a knob, people who go mad correcting people on spelling and grammar are usually the “trolls”. No wonder you’re being “moderated”
    Insane wins One Thousand Internets !

  37. @insane-it’s a cutout and why do you care so much about “first”

  38. CumDog Millionaire , Because he’s a 12 year old.

  39. Whenever I was around the “friends” that did this on a regular basis, I always limited my drinking. There’s no way this was a one time thing. These two guys probably wrote on other people’s faces the weekend before.

    Nazi symbols are a little much though. I somehow think I would dislike that more than just a bunch of “I eat dick” and “Fishsticks smell like my vagina”.


  41. Swastikas are funny on the forehead, like Charles manson

  42. I cannot stop laughing at the Farve pic. Awesome.

  43. I’m annoyed with myself.. It’s Favre.

  44. @ Dirty: The only persons spelling/grammar that i correct is my own. BTW name calling only lowers your IQ points. Something you may want to avoid in the future.

    @CumDog Millionaire: for the third time, i know Brett Farve is cardboard out. Why do you care so much about being first? There has been many a thread where you have posted ‘first’. Also if you could not be first, you would compliment whoever was and stick up for them. Not to mention i have also seen you express your desire to be first.

    @Dirty: even if i was 12 i would be still more mature than you! *pokes out tongue*

  45. @insane-I’ve done alot of things in past that I’m not proud like many others. I’m not talking about the past. I’m talking about the present and your childish “first” comments. I have alot better things to do with my time than to rush to the first comment and all its glory. With that being said, I would hit it.

  46. @44 Hmmm I dont know, I reckon claiming “first” on every post you can is pretty fucking childish and lowers your IQ points. Run along kid, you’re really boring.

  47. Aw come on, folks. Can’t we all just get along and make fun of the poor drunk dude spooning with Brett Favre? That’s what Lamebook is all about, not arguing about lousy grammar and silly “first” comments. CumDog, it’s really a shame you’re such a twat cause your name still cracks me up.

    @Thesaurapist #27- That sounds fantastic. I’m going to start carrying a banana around just in case the opportunity should present itself.

  48. Yeah , whatever , ” first ” is for virgin and gay

  49. Hey Insane – Brett Farve is a cardboard cut out…… have you figured that out yet you “first” posting bell end?

  50. Baaa Haaaa ‘insane’ get owned AGAIN> Run along you little butt-hurt bitch!

  51. @Dirty: did it occur to you that I actually have a life outside of the internet. Something you apparently lack if you failed to perceive that simple idea. Oh and as for the first comment, you are just a jealous prepubescent girl who is so thoroughly cut you did not get to flower up this post with you emo little Twilight comments. Something that is far more gay than a ‘first’ sitting in the first comment slot. It’s retarded people like yourself that make the rest of us cringe. This place is for laughs, not personal vendettas because you could not hit that first comment box.

    I say it again, if someone says something benign that offends or upsets you then i suggest you hold ‘alt’ and press ‘f4′. This will assist you in not being offended over something petty like a first comment.

  52. When my ex-girlfriend got this wasted I put some chocolate between her arse cheeks. When she woke up she thought she had crapped herself. She started drinking more responsibly after that which was a big shame.

    @Everyone: Ignore the trolls and they go away (or get moderated out). I know it is difficult, but have discovered it is the best course of action.

  53. Yeah this place is for laugh ,allright , but those ” first” comment annoy us

  54. I dont understand why one little word is so annoying and how it sparks so much rage. has there always been a war over this? have i unknowingly stumbled in to the tail end if the crossfire? I know in the past few days the hostility has been getting worse but i thought i was all part of the shits and giggles.

  55. imagine your dad was the “first” to “first” your mum…. as much as you didnt want to know that now take the “r” out of the second word “first” – some things you just dont need to know.

  56. Someone need fisted?

  57. Nice analogy Gripper.
    Alot of the stuff that is posted on here we could do without knowing, but we all keep coming back to read the crap that lamebook throws at us and leave our own 2 cents.
    One example is Taco Belles. Who in their right mind wants to hear about a couple of guys bumming each other. While you have stuff like this and guys wondering how many lemons they can ‘pack away’ there is a copious amount of unanimous resentment towards people who are carrying on a tradition that used to funny and endorsed by majority of users on Lamebook. What is next? The death of the globally accepted acronyms like LOL and LMAO?

  58. Judging by Insanes timelines, I imagine he doesnt have a life outside comments threads.


    Such a tool.

  59. @Insane – A lot of the regular people here do find the “first” thing annoying, so I wouldn’t exactly say it was “endorsed” by anyone. It’s not the absolute worst thing in the world though. Anyone who’s still giving you a hard time about it 50 comments later is lamer than that dude who puts lemons in his asshole.

    Anyway, MarthaSpewitt and CumDog are clearly trolls whose only purpose here is to anger people. Mercure is right, just stop talking to them and they’ll go away. Or the lack of attention will cause them to become so obnoxious that they get moderated/kicked out.

  60. Last

  61. @mittens: Thanks for the info. I was working under the impression that Dirty was not a troll. I can see how truly wrong i was. I knew the first comment was lame, but i thought it was a game inside of this site. If one little word will cause all the trolls to flock to lamebook and create dramas, then i announce my celibacy in regards to that game.

  62. Anyone ever heard of that kid who died of too much alcoholic and nobody knew, so they drew stuff on him? The mom had to look at her dead son with dicks all over his face.

  63. @pugged – Not too sympathetic to the fools that take themselves out this way. This is Darwinian selection in action if it prevents them from breeding or even if it limits the number of offspring they might produce.

    @chingaso Love the Nazi writing! Agree that the forehead Nazi symbols would increase the awesomeness!

    @pugged again – if you have a sis that works for a funeral home or funeral homes, then you know this stuff comes off. Bet if they use a Sharpee^TM it’s a bit harder!

  64. how long does a comment moderation take?!?! Geez.

  65. If the comment has been filtered moderation, then there is a high chance you wont see your comment appear on the post.

  66. If the comment has been filtered for moderation, then there is a high chance that you wont see your comment appear on the post.

  67. here is my comment for post number 60 – im gonna copy and paste that shit – least see how fucked up this system is.

    Yes cumdog millionaire with a penchant for french girls with A cup titties and the Zombie Kid with his i like zombies posts are equally if not more so fuckin gay than the “first” post thing i have a feeling that Dirty and Cum Dog are the same person giving themselves high fives in between wanking and posting on here… i think you wore a bit of the brunt of the built up annoyance at these other fuckers in here. For that i apologise for retaliating….

    and mittens put it well i think.

  68. I think it is safe to say i have learned my lesson. Thank you.

    Now that that is all said and done, let us get back to laughing at Farve’s Kleenex and the Rudolf wannabe.

  69. The pic of Farve was Photoshopped? And I thought he was really in bed with the guy.

  70. Its one of those life size cardboard cut-outs. Apparently Lamebooking pre-coffee is not a good decision for myself.

    Has anyone noticed the smile on the guys face?

  71. Yeah, I wasn’t sure if it was a smile or drawn on though.

  72. SomeRandomChick

    Yeah I can totally relate to that first one, Brett’s been raping me in the ass since he went to the Vikings!

  73. What sort of person owns a cardboard cut-out of their favourite football player? For me, that is the most worrying part..

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