Friday, September 24, 2010

Dominique the Dominator

previous post: Snappy Snaps



  1. Why the hell would you even submit this to Lamebook if she deleted half the comments? It’s like watching a schizophrenic person talk to themselves.

  2. I assumed this Dominique was ranting constantly as opposed to Rya aka White Bitch replying in between each comment.

  3. Charlotte Sometimes

    I didn’t read after Dominique’s first reply… there’s no sentence anywhere, it’s just her throwing out words, basically.

  4. This is stupid. Half the comments are missing. Lamebook this one is lame on you not him.

  5. stupid

  6. Yes, as I understood it, Dominique said something and Ryu asked for a translation from idiotese to English. Then Dominique wigged out and gave several tirades (also in idiotese) with a rather nasty racial bias against whites.

  7. Don’t delete the comments, or else he looks stupid. Oh wait… Sorry my mistake people.

  8. I tried to read this and got nothing. I think Dominique just kept going on and on.

  9. I don’t understand why so many people are FB friends with people they clearly hate. It’s silly enough to be friends with unknowns but with those they hate – I don’t get it.

  10. bit racist, just a bit

  11. i made this account just to clear the air, im the one who sent this to lamebook.
    The girl who replied to the status ONLY POSTED ONCE, after that it was just rant after rant for no apparent reason, thus making it hilariously strange

  12. One sided convo is soooo lame O_O

  13. tl;dr.

  14. I agree with artuard. its alot racists if you ask me.

  15. @squiffy I agree, I too thought that he was just ranting constantly. I can’t put my (fried chicken) finger on it, but he just screams that sort of thing.

    As a white “dirty CRACKER CRACKER CRACKER PUSSY HOE” “NIGGAH” that was born in Africa and speaks white people, this sir, deeply offends me.

    I shall go do as he wishes and kill myself slow, because I am a hoe, and a police officer. Just like all my white friends. Damn, he figured out our whole race to a T. =/

  16. I’m sorry, her* I guess. I *think* Dominique could be used for either sex, I’ve seen both with that name.

  17. I don’t know why people like that aren’t sterilized and sent to live on an island in the North Atlantic. It just doesn’t make sense that we aren’t doing that.

  18. good call woofox…I mean, what possible positive contribution to this planet can dominique actually be making? What a waste of oxygen.

  19. Using that much slang in your vocabulary seems like you are trying really hard, as if it is actually takes a big effort to appear that stupid. Wouldn’t it be much easier to write clearly? And I still don’t know what a woe is.

  20. Um… Just so you guys are aware, “Dominique” is a girl’s name. It’s the female form of “Dominick”.

  21. Yep. Evolution just got knocked back a peg or two.

  22. *as if it actually

  23. I’ve always wondered why I am so mad, now i know; It’s cuz i aint black and something to do with crackers?

  24. @Keona
    I think it’s usually Dominic(k) – male, Dominique – female.

  25. My head just got a sharp stabbing pain whilst trying to read that!!

    @woofox…. you have the right idea..

  26. Don’t know if this has been asked yet, but what’s with the time jumping on the comments (in the actual post, not the lamebook comments)?

  27. Wednesday – I’m guessing Hoe?

  28. Stupid Moon Cricket…

    Someone return Dominique back to the monkey enclosure.

  29. Hey not.ben you do have a point it goes; 34mins, 32mins then back to 33mins. Hmmmmmm.

    I more interested in why ‘Hitler’ has to have three sets of bracket marks. Is it to contain his mega (((evilness)))?

  30. @ Zargg, brewypunkster My mistake, haha. I wasn’t 100% sure. :D

  31. This is why I totally support human euthanasia!!!!

  32. so did she clam down a tad, then get worked up again? I’m noticing the Caps lock on some of these rants.

  33. @20 and 24

    I am a school teacher in a large urban area and have had the pleasure of seeing many unusual and unique student names with some very creative spellings. I assure you that Dominique could be either male or female. Just as Yerbouti, Laqueefa, Bechamel and even, Uneek, are names of students I have had in my classes in the last few years, Dominique could be either male or female. There was one student who was named droffilC. This female student told me that she was named for her father…spelled Clifford backwards.

    I weep for the country’s future.

  34. You know. . . I was actually more irritated by the fact that he kept switching from all caps to lowercase between comments. I’M YELLING! I’m talking. I’M YELLING! I’m talking. He was sending incredibly mixed messages, if you ask me.

  35. I’m sorry. *She

  36. Mmmm, crackers. Triscuits? Wheat Thins?

    Dominique should be a marketer for Nabisco.

  37. Woe = white hoe, perhaps?

  38. Ok. y’all are asking about “woe”. It’s actually fairly common, in southern hip hop, to substitute “woah” for a hot guy or girl. (it rhymes easier)

    So, thusly, “Dominique” is probably going to hang out with her “hot” boyfriend or penis of the week. She’s fucking retarded.

  39. her first comment ’52 minutes ago’
    last comment ’23 minutes ago’

    she was raging for 29 minutes. awesome.

    I like the part where she talked about fried chicken. Show someone how angry you are by bringing in a racial stereotype about your own race.

  40. ps. why does it fall to a ((HITLER)) POLICE WHITE BITCH to explain that?

  41. Zarggg, Keona, brewypunkster,
    Actually it can be either a guy or a girl. Remember Dominique Wilkins that played in the NBA?

  42. about the time jump…I’ve had this happen on my fb a couple of times where I post a comment after other people and it moves my comment to the top but says a later time than everyone else. I guess it’s a glitch in the wonderful world of facebook.

  43. @fearsarewishes, nick_falzone Thanks, that cleared up some confusion for me. I can’t help but laugh that one of your students was named Laqueefa, fearsarewishes. Do “ghetto” parents not think or find out meanings of words and just throw things together? They may as well have been named Lavaginalfarta. Yerbouti is just as silly. IMO, that’s just setting the child up for future mockery. :( Not cool.

  44. @ 33 – Bechamel??????? Okay, that one wins hands down.

  45. Laqueefa? Anybody who names their kid “queef” needs to be reported to child protection services.

  46. In French, Dominique swings both ways; the brother of one of my first girlfriends, who was French, was named with -que.

  47. no bueno.

    @brewypunkster i love your name.

  48. Is anybody else wondering what it was that he was trying to say in the first place?

  49. I will assume that she is on ALL the crack or else go insane myself due to a loss of faith in all humanity.

  50. Hmm.

    Dominique aounds like a Ghetto-speak generator. Look forward to its finalisation.

    In the meantime, here’s one for Ghetto names.

    Hope that’s helpful.

    ‘Booty Lobos’

  51. <~ Fellatio Cwac Cwac.
    Cool, my name is OralSexPerformedOnPenis MispelledDuckSound

    Yo yo, wut mah name iz..

  52. What. The. Fuck.

  53. @woofox
    not enough room for all of them :/

  54. D’Yo. As Bookmaster Shizzlemah would say.

    *sounds*, of course.

  55. Christ on a cracker

    Why so angry, Dom?

  56. Why is no one commenting on the obvious? This Dominique is a disgusting racist. Imagine if this had been a Caucasian woman using the n-word for a black woman, or putting down black people in general….it would cause a national uproar. Exactly how long will people keep turning their heads when confronted with a black racist? Why do people feel guilty for slavery when no one alive had anything to do with it? WHY IS RACISM FROM MINORITIES OKAY??

  57. Shekat, it is, in the ever-applicable words of Rat, ‘because people are MORONS! MORONS! MORONS!’
    For the record I feel no guilt whatsoever about slavery. Or anything else that anyone else has done.
    On the other hand what exactly do you want people to do? Say ‘Dominique is a racist bítch?’ Because people have said that above, and I’m not sure that there’s anything else one can do.

  58. @shekat, Yes, please read the comments before you rant about something that was, or was not said. I understand your anger, believe me. Racism as it stands now, will be around a long time. =/ the sad harsh truth.


    This should help to put this in some context.

  60. I looked up Dominique on FB…but…264k results? kthnxbai. I wanted to troll them. :( jk.

  61. Thanks Wagneralli for the link, that Rya is a racist too, see folks, it does go both ways

  62. Rya be a (( WHITE )) honkey cracker, niggas!

  63. @wagnerelli I love you.<3

  64. I just read through all the comments because the post was starting to make my eyes bleed and I can’t stop laughing at #33. Bechamel? Yerbouti? And my ABSOLUTE favorite…. LAQUEEFA??? Fuck that’s some funny shit!

  65. Hahahaha! Let’s hope I never have a child because if I do, I am TOTALLY naming it Laqueefa!

  66. I grew up in South Texas and have never encountered the likes of either Rya or Dominique – thanks be for that!

    @59, haha! Thanks for sharing!

    What the hell does Rya have against the word “y’all”? Is she against all contractions?

  67. I don’t know if the comments were deleted or not but it seemed like she kept on ranting for no reason.
    Plus, why is it that when a white person is being racist, the black goes haywire and starts yelling on how we’re discriminating and offending them but when it comes to a black person being racist to the white it’s okay. Pff. They’re so fucked up.

  68. “I don’t speak white people language.”

    Does she speak anything that resembles a proper language? English is dead.

  69. I think Uneek may be the best I’ve heard, with the exception of a child I knew when I was in kindergarten; her name was La-a. Now take a second to guess at how that is pronounced, k?

    it’s Ladasha. La – a. classy.

  70. @Wagnerelli: The link is all good and very helpful. But lets keep the anonymity going farther than just blurring out “I.M.” names. Thank you. :D

  71. Did anyone else notice that one of the people responding to Rya’s remark in Wagnerelli’s picture capitalized every letter word in her sentence and couldn’t spell ‘Y’all’ correctly? Generally, I try to avoid reinforcing stereotypes that I am fighting against, but whatever works for her, I guess.
    In any case that at least clears up part of why Dominique is upset. Or does it? Why is she friends with Ryu in the first place? Why is Ryu friends with Dominique? Why can’t Dominique write a sentence in ENGLISH!? Why does Ryu even care what Dominique is trying to say? Why do rappers spell ‘whoa’ as ‘woe’ when they are pronounced the same way anyway? Why does Dominique call both her boyfriend and Ryu ‘woe?’
    One gets the feeling that Ryu and Dominique are a good 50% of what’s wrong with the world today.

  72. Sorry about that. It’s from Reddit, this was posted on there too. Plus that one’s on a public page, not a newsfeed, so I didn’t know how it worked there.

    By the way, at the risk of bursting the bubble, Rya’s likely a troll. Her profile pic comes up on 4chan quite often. She’s probably a joke account who goes around searching for anyone who will accept her.

  73. lol nig.gers.

  74. It appears that Dominique is indeed a male person. He’s articulate when compared to his friend Carey Richardson, whose Wall probably merits a thread of its own on here. Some of the names would probably make even #33 fearsarewishes wince. Meh.

  75. dominique mccreary is the name you guys want troll.

  76. Speaking of odd African-American names… When my grandmother was working as a nurse in the South a woman named her daughter Pajama. She’d seen it spelled and thought it sounded pretty… they were pronouncing it as Pah-Jah-Mah… which is actually rather pretty… but I can’t imagine what that child went through growing up!

  77. @76, not to be “that person”, but where did anyone mention that the odd names involved belonged to black people?

  78. My ghetto name is Rectal Teapot,Yo. :-D

    @passerino(74) I’m a little ashamed that Dominique and I live in the same city.

  79. @wagerenelli: Halo Custom Edtion FTW.

  80. #77, to be ‘that other person,’ while black people don’t have a monopoly on weird names by any means, it does seem that most people (in the US anyway) who give their kids weird names are in fact black people.
    And by ‘weird names’ I mean names which don’t derive from ANY culture, but are just mutations and combinations of other names/words.

  81. I tried to read this out loud to myself so that it might make a hint of sense, but all it sounded like was clicks and whistles.

    Thank you Dominique for reinforcing stereotypes.

  82. Oh shut the fuck up Jessi (#77). I hate people like you. Of course the odd names the school teacher mentioned belonged to black people. I have never met a white person with a stereotypical black name, ever. Those are stereotypical black names. I’ve never heard of any of them before, but it is a stereotype that black people name their children some weird things. White people give their children unique names too, but it’s different, instead of Obamaniqua or Spongebobeesha, it’s Apple or Rainn.

  83. I agree with Jessi. I live in a “large urban area” (#33?) and I know just as many whites, Asians, Hispanics and Torres Straight/Pacific Islanders named Laqueefa as I do blacks named Laqueefa.

    Wait let me check my records just to verify….

    No sorry, my mistake. I have 3 black Laqueefas and one Pacific Islander named Kawana.

  84. (Fiji)

  85. I want to put something in Dominiques arse.

    My fist….repeatedly

    That said I would like to confess that my real name is Fisty McFistyson and so I am probably just enforcing a social stereotype which is based on my unfortunate name.

  86. I f***ing hate racist asswipes. espeacially black ones.

  87. I once assisted a school photographer at several inner-city schools. I made the mistake of seeing the name “Africa Jones” and pronouncing it the way you pronounce the continent. Well, this 5 year old little spitfire wheeled around on me, with one hand on her hip, and spat out, “It’s uh-FREEK-uh!”

    I apologized and then told Uh-FREEK-uh that my name was often mispronounced, so I understood how she felt. And then a few days later I handed in my resignation.

  88. haha thats the most amazing comment ever! i was in tears :)


  90. Good Lord, “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.” applies to passing kindergarten too.

  91. I think I have killed quite a bit of brain cells trying to read what Dominique had said….

  92. Dominique needs to be sterilized, taught proper English, and perhaps sterilized again just to be safe. If she has any kids, which I’m guessing she has several, with many different men, based on her clearly high level of intelligence, they should be wiped from the face of the earth. This is for the good of all mankind.

  93. Fake.

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