Monday, April 12, 2010

Ditz Blitz

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  1. Fatima seems deep, and I would like to get to know her better.

  2. @sophie, sometimes I wank to go to sleep. It’s nothing to apologize for.

  3. i love how Fatima says “I am a woman, no matter what u say” ..Umm, is there some kind of debate going on as to whether or not Fatima is actually a woman?

  4. Yes Sophie, this is one of the great mysteries.

    When us girls are gratified, it tends to spark us up (well it does me).
    But when the boys get a load off, it’s often like an instant sleeping pill.

    Why is that?
    This is one of the great unanswered questions.

  5. Why do you feel as though you have to keep posting Ashley’s web site for all to see? Are you the site’s owner? Are you looking for traffic?

    If indeed you are the one who was so brutally hurt by this woman, do what the rest of us do and get over it. Life goes on. Building an entire web site dedicated to embarrassing this woman just shows how infantile, immature, and lame-ass you are. Now go away.

  6. And, for the record, no, I’m not Ashley.

  7. I clicked my hills three times but still no luck :(
    Guess I’ll have to dill with it

  8. @ wordpervert….its coz u DRAIN us gurl :P

  9. king, I never click on the links, so I don’t know what that shit is all about, but what I will say is anyone who has “grogan” in their user name, can’t be good for much.

  10. LMAO @ “all just use my Intelligence 4 something”. This girl needs a LOT of work to become intelligent, haha!

    I wish I knew her just to explain to her the difference between all and I’ll :)

  11. hey charles. the more people visit that link the more naughty pictures of ashley they get to see. it’s like a consumer driven advertising agency. think mary kay or those home jewelry companies, they get rewarded for spreading awareness of her whori-ness. yes that’s a word.

  12. @king charles I: The site isn’t really about someone’s ex named ashley. It’s basically a porn website that lets you see more of the site the more people you send the link to. each visitor is given a special link and the more times someone clicks on it, the more of this so called “ashley” the losers get to see. It’s really stupid and not worth being upset over.

  13. @word pervert: Maybe it’s cause guys to the majority of the work in such activities and that tires them out?

  14. @amurrica…..HA. i beat you.

  15. haha nice. Well truth is you can never beat Amurrica. Even if you are Lex Luther

  16. I think, if I were to ever eat Fatima out, that I would most definitely have dill with it.

  17. @ amurrica……with so much FREE porn that we’ve outgrown it, why should we go to all that trouble? Particularly as they probably gonna spam the hell out of you anyway!

  18. amurrica, not in my bed baby.

  19. I wouldn’t do it! But people are stupid and get all excited about sites like that. They probably will spam the hell out of you but they are successful for whoever it is made the site cause people post those links everywhere.

  20. @wordpervert, Amen to that.

  21. wow pyramid porn …..

  22. I wish I knew Fatima just so I could hear her speak.

  23. @amurrica- that’s true. America FTW! have you seen this before?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvltzwkUEEA

  24. I do apologize for my annoyance.

    Thing is, I check in with you guys a few times a day because I’m guaranteed a good laugh — some of you really truly are creatively insane. That Ashley-site post was getting on my nerves (and interrupting the flow of insanity).

    Carry on.

  25. @lexluther, Thats is so awesome. haha. I hadnt seen that before.

    @king charles, Dont even worry about it.

  26. @amurrica yeah i like it. makes me laugh. “here’s joe consuming american soil!….mmmm tastes like liberty!”

    @charles yeah no big deal. the more you know the less you’re annoyed by stupid stuff.

    @word i don’t think i can give you an answer to that…it just is.

  27. Suck it jubbler.

  28. @charles….that’s actually not true. oftentimes the more you know you’re more annoyed by stuff. i take that part back. but no big deal.

  29. Fatima must sell on eBay. I’ve seen many of her things for sale like “high hills,” “satan purses” and dresses covered in “sequence.”

  30. @jubbler just use google if you really want some porn that bad.

  31. sexluther, I’ll keep you awake.

    Promise.

  32. word, i look forward to that day. it’s what keeps me going.

  33. @shaydie i just realized what satan purses were. i kept reading it how they spelled it instead of what they meant haha

  34. #16: “haha nice. Well truth is you can never beat Amurrica. Even if you are Lex Luther”

    Ha! Nicely executed.

  35. I just have to say – I totally disagree! I sleep like a baby after a bit of self love :D and, there is no doubt, I am in fact a woman.

  36. Dill with it.
    Lmao gold.

  37. The above comment is primarily directed at wordpervert, but a few people seemed to agree, and I wanted to set the record straight.

  38. @ word

    I do a lot of work, but it dont put me to sleep… in fact give me a minute to catch my breathe, a drink of water and maybe a few hits from the bong and lets go again… hey, im a stoner… ‘maybe a few hit from the bong’ is in all my planning

  39. oh, thats right… im a stoner, dill with it

  40. MsBuzzkillington

    All dill with all of you on the 21th of april!

  41. me too slimjayz – de alls beta dill wiv it lol ;)

  42. slim, intriguing, you’re clearly the exception, you must be a talented man if you can stay awake with the combo of multiple release AND weed smoking.

    Most men would be in a coma with that duo.

  43. I think we can i’ll agree that it’s awesome that Cindy is going back 2 school!

  44. @slim i tried that once….i woke up 3 days later in an alley with no pants and a hospital bracelet. strangely enough my wallet was sitting right next to me with everything still in it. well everything except for my coffee cards. that was disappointing. i’m convinced i learned how to time travel.

    Suck it jubbler.

  45. I remember my 21th. It seems to be catching on.

    @word I gotta say, you gotta way with your words, I can only imagine the rest. You’ve become some kind of lamebook fantasy.

  46. @ Word, I think I’ve heard that when a man orgasms a hormone is released in the brain which makes them tired. If that’s the case, a valid excuse surely :)

  47. TheDon, it’s always about the hormones.

    I should know, I have enough for the whole lamebook community.

  48. @TheDonMega12
    nothing but an excuse. Some men got it, some don’t. I think it’s called laziness… And getting old, lol
    I like to think of it as survival of the fittest. Those who are meant to breed lots can go multiple times and don’t get tired. If you do fall asleep, it’s a sign. Mind you, I just like to think that’s the case and have next to no clue what I’m talking about.

  49. @Snip You sir, are a winner. I could go for some dill as well.

  50. Do any girls wank to go to sleep? In my experience the effects of that have the total opposite effect on women than it does on men (i.e. suddenly giving them the overpowering need to sleep) because if there is a God, he has a twisted sense of humour.

    Also ‘UNFORTUNATELY I’M WRITING IN PEN’. What a wonderful metaphor.
    Except, she could use Tippex/

    God, I hate me.
    Dill with it.

  51. Hobo, I said that darlin’, I’m WIDE awake after.

  52. @tgrogan21

    You got played. Get over it. Jeesh.

  53. well word… i dont sleep much… i get about 4 to 6 hours a night… and right after sex i lay there for a bit and could fall asleep if i wanted too… but i just choose to get up, if thats what i want… sometimes it is time for bed so sleeping after is cool

    the only thing that puts me too sleep is reading textbooks late at night while being stoned… After about 30 minutes im como bound

  54. Nope, a good orgasm knocks this gal out too.

  55. Well slim, I wouldn’t need to be stoned to pass out reading textbooks, I would need the pot to get inspired enough to read the fuckers, so I understand your situation.

  56. Chewbacca shagger

    Every girl i know that has had an orgasm can’t shut the hell up after. That’s how i know they have had one :) It’s happend twice.

  57. 420. Props.

  58. Depends on the time of day I guess, sometimes I self to get to sleep.

  59. She sounds like such a classy lady, I wish they didnt blur her name out. Then, I could meet up with her and go boweling with Sarah and we could all shine out of our ass. Dills.

    @Chewbacca
    Youve only given two orgasms? ):

  60. Fatima is having to defend herself as a woman. “i’m a woman no matter what you say!”

    … sounds like a problem?

  61. I want to go boweling with Sarah… conjures up some images, don’t it.

  62. I live life like the sun, shine out my ass? Click your hills three times and wish you have a life? I can’t wait for Fatima to come to my neighbourhood on her international poetry tour.

  63. Dill with it.

  64. businessofmisery

    We need to hook Fatima up with the juggalo. They could talk at length about how other people should dill with stuff!

  65. The Salmon Mousse

    Bowelling should be an Olympic sport

  66. WhyNotTheWhales

    I’m with Kizcakes! A good orgasm or two, and I’m knocked out for the winter.

  67. Your right Chewbacca… give me an orgasm and i’ll talk to you for the rest of the night!

  68. After an orgasm I just pay and leave…

  69. I’ll just say that I wank to go to sleep and I am definitely a woman!

  70. WhyNotTheWhales

    Oh snap! @ mass.

  71. Boweling? Is that what they’re calling anal nowadays???

  72. i wank to go to sleep what the fuck is wrong with that? Matter of fact ive banged my girl to sleep and still wanked like a boss

  73. Oh Cindy… maybe you should aim for a few classes below your level. Ya know, catch up a little?

  74. Fatima is one ugly name.

  75. lol

  76. The main goal in any man’s life is to discharge semen repeatedly. We strive all day towards that goal and once it’s reached we can sleep peacefully, knowing that millions of potential money-draining lives have been tossed in a bin, flushed down the toilet, or defeated by chemicals. We cannot let the semen win!

    When women get semen in their vag they get all gitty and excited and want to go shopping for baby clothes. Not happening dude. Go to sleep.

  77. I once met a Fatima, she introduced herself to me as ‘Hi I’m Fatima, but everyone calls me Fatty’…. Then I never knew what to call her because I felt uncomfortable calling someone Fatty as part of casual conversation.

  78. Amtrak , since no one gives you credit for that piece of wittyness (if that is even a word) i will.

    The fatty joke made me smile so thanks.

  79. @FatherSha The word for “piece of wittyness” is witticism.

  80. hehe Woody from now on i will use it all the time and act convinced that it is a real word

  81. Chewbacca shagger

    @ Shutuptrick, Yes thats correct, just twice. Apparently it’s not a race. I always thought i was good because i always won and only lost twice.
    @ KayCee, Talk all you want over my snoring :)

  82. Fatima. You are brilliant.

    -Gods investment in you (His son!) was SO great, he could never abandon you!-

  83. Abandon all hope, ye who attempts to tag last.

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