I love the comparison to the automatic soap dispenser. Score.
Handjob using the force?
Like waving your hands round a Theremin, with sploodge…
Seriously people, Facebook is NOT the best place to trash your ex! lol. Although, the soap dispenser comparison was pretty funny! xD
Shutup Catherine pokemon is still fucking BOSS.
Her analogy was pretty great. Also, by her own admission, I guess she’s a “fucking bitch”. Oh well, at least she’s cool with it.
She must have stolen that joke
Nothing wrong with fucking bitches
Nothing wrong with premature ejaculation. It’s efficient. Saves all that silly wasting of time with things like arousal and pleasure. Get straight to the point, I always say.
You have to be as clean as a preachers sheets to start arguing with your ex on Facebook.
Pokémon is fucking awesome, but I can’t blame a bitch from dumping a soap dispenser…
Is it just me, or did Neil’s response basically prove Catherine’s point?
*sigh* …its people like this that make me pray for armaggedon
Did anyone consider the possibility that this chick is lying? A bitchy ex of mine tried to tell people I had a small dick after we broke up, regardless of the fact that I couldn’t even fit it in her during our first time.
Funny how every time there is a post like this it always ends up the same fucking cliche bullshit.
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