I’m just kinda shocked that he says he’s a gentle person..yet, all she did was give him a glare and he wanted to stab her in the jugular? It’s not like she tore him a new one, or suspended him, or fired him or wrote him up…I wonder what would happen if someone made fun of his mama…
There’s a lesson here, which is WHEN THE FUCK WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN?
Granted, it’s a vague lesson, but hell, it’s true. Don’t post your angry shit on Facebook and get all pissy when there’s consequences. Facebook isn’t some fucking imaginary dream world where you can say anything you like to someone’s face and think that nothing’ll happen. It’s just like real life. Except on the internet. And with more people standing around shouting ‘LOOK AT ME, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND WE FUCKED LAST NIGHT! BE JEALOUS!’
Also I’ve never heard of the name Alysa before. Not with just 1 l and 1 s. Ah, Lamebook, always showing me new names I’m not all that interested in.
im very gentle also… until the clothes come off… then i be stabbin bitches anywhere I can… and if an old chic thats got a smokers hole in her neck, well id stab that bitch in the jugular… thats probably what he meant
@slimjayz – ohhh i see! he probably was just talking about stabbin’ bitches in THAT way. I get it now, thanks for clearing that up. i thought he was being violent now i see he was just venting his sexual feelings
I can totally relate to Matt in this scenario… I showed up at a place I used to work at, insulted the boss, and STILL ordered food (when I completely MISSED my shift)… and afterward, I got fired, and I…
Hang by, that wasn’t ME, that was ME living vicariously THROUGH Matt…
…. damn, I wished I worked at McDonalds, and had “friends” that kicked me in the nuts everytime I turned my back…
He hated working for her, he should be so damned HAPPY right now! Also, second/third/fourthing the whole putting yorurage on a public social site scenario. When has it actually accomplished something good?
@frankie… not that i know of… its not my fault that I have the highest sex drive of anyone i know… but i have excellent self control… if i cant find a place to jerk or the wife isnt around then I just tuck it in my waistband until it suficates my boner… i seriously have popped wood 10 minutes after sex and 5 minutes after jerking and had to do it again… i let a lot of my sexual frustrations out on the internet so as to not get myself on any sexual deviant lists…
remember, its the quite ones you have to worry about… malteaser probably breaks into peoples homes and rapes their pets… his neighbors will say he was always so quite and was laughed at everything and that they would never expect that out of him
Matt was a dork for not calling into work for his schedule when he lost it. Then to get all frumpy about the crusty his boss gave him when he showed up at the place to eat. THEN to rip on her on Facebook.
When will you folks learn, Facebook is mainstream. Everyone can see it. Don’t air your laundry or bear your soul, or do *anything* that can come and bite you in the butt later.
I know what you’re saying slim. If the wind blows the wrong way, or even if I sit wrong on the city bus. I’m at full salute. The waist band trick doesn’t always work for me though. I have even found myself pinching the tip of it. Of course sometimes that makes it worse.
oh buses are the worst! sometimes its tough to adjust without people noticing… i mean when its soft you can move it around with tugs here or there, or a hand in your pocket… but when its at wordpervert readiness it takes a lot of adjusting
either way I have to adjust… i either have a boner or my balls sag and i sit on them… but i wont switch off boxers cuz I like my freedom
@Slim…with a sex drive like that…it’s a shame for the rest of us you’re already married. *sigh* Makes me glad I’m a girl, though..when we have high sex drives like that, there are vibrating panties that help us do the trick where ever, whenever…
Also…you could quite possibly be right about Malteaser. My neighbors let thier obnoxious, angry dogs into my yard all the time. “It’s the country”, she says, so apparently that means that property lines mean nothing…maybe I should have him over for the weekend, see if a girl can get a hand….
I adjust either way. I mean if not, they are just going to sit there and stare the whole time while trying to act like they’re not. It’s kinda hard to hide with the way I dress.
I learned a long time ago to sit down slowly. Boxers can really mess you up.
I would have to say that the wooden church pews are the worst. They block the blood flow quite well. It doesn’t help that the girl in the front row of the choir is the preachers daughter and she a hot little devil!
Matt you semtard, you missed work then showed up anyway, you’re melodramatic enough that a justified evil glare makes you feel like shit, you have friends that suggest prayer will help human mistakes, other friends that further erode your wavering self esteem by suggesting you ought work at subway @ walmart, and when you threaten people you misspell parts of the human anatomy. If you ask me what you should do next you should go postal and get all stab happy on that bitch, let off some steam, no one will suspect you’re THAT dumb, it’s like double jeopardy right…?
I hate it when Facebook affects people’s real life because some overbearing boss or co-worker snooped around and turned you in or whatnot. Public info or not, what you do not on the clock is your business. Disagree all you want.
That being said, when I worked retail years ago I NEVER freakin’ understood people like Matt ever. What the hell else do you have going on that you can’t sit down and memorize what time you have to be at work for a week or so? How do you become so disorganized that you lose one piece of paper that is as important as your work schedule? I guess if you can do all that, you can get fired for a Facebook posting. Oh well.
…tcha, it really is the quiet ones you got to keep an eye on. But if you unpack the acronym “lol” you’ll see malteaser is laughing out loudly, hence not being that quiet, just kind of illiterate, I assume.
Naturally if my home and it’s animal contents were broken and entered I’d still suspect malteaser though
@frankie… if i was a chic I would never leave the shower
@eenerbl… awww, you get plenty of sex cred… i just havent seen you around much lately… and of course I remember the banana… i thought of you the other night when I was searching porn and found a chic masterbating with a banana, lol
you know…making comments like I want to stab her in the jugular should be taken as a joke when you see it on FB. People constantly make comments like that for effect. If I took half the shit I read on FB seriously I’d have a mental breakdown.
Matt didn’t say he was GOING to stab her in the jugular; he said he’d RATHER. Sounds like Boss lady was just looking for a reason to fire him.
Matt sounds like an idiot all around, though. If you know you lost your schedule, wouldn’t you think, “Hmm, there might be a possibility I’m supposed to work today. Perhaps I should call before going in to SHOP.”?
No matter how you look at, you just can’t take those threats lightly these days. You don’t know who is mentally deranged enough to act things out. Matt may have been joking, but he is still a dumb ass for saying it.
He’s a bigger dumb ass for going in on his day off. The only time I go in to work on my days off, is to pick up my check; or knock off a quickie with a co-worker.
@HeSaidWhat, agreed. My ex-roommate posted something on facebook about how she was going to kill me (after she had deleted me when she was angry) and I definitely screen shotted it. She said something about how she was going to bury me somewhere nobody would ever find me?? It was only days after a college student in Sacramento was beated to death by his roommate with a baseball bat (brutal) so I knew that the treat wouldn’t be taken lightly (since we’re also college students). I ended up not doing anything about it because I ended up moving out the next month since she was majorly psycho, but I was tempted.
Nonetheless, at least Matt wasn’t FRIENDS with his boss on facebook like the other person who posted crap about their boss on facebook and ended up getting fired. It was a bitch move on his friend’s part, unless his friend is also a co-worker, in which case I guess I could see why they’d feel obligated to inform the boss.
@hesaidwhat: Matt didnt know he was working that day.
Still, he could have call to make sure he was not working on that day. People are just lazy nowadays, they want everything handed to them. There is always that one “goody-good-good” employee that fucks it up for everyone else. That one employee that kissess the bosses ass and always thinks that someone wants their job. That happen to me once, I wrote on piece of paper that “I hate this job and that this company should go to hell.” Also on this piece of paper I was practicing my signature. The funny thing was that this paper fell off my pocket and some a-hole gave it to my boss.
I feel ya, bub. Was it in crayon? I write all my diatribes in Burnt Umber. Those people just don’t understand that free spirits like us just can’t color within the lines. We need to be free…to…practice…writing…our…own…name. Yeah.
@ hawktorn: I realize this, I even gave him that credit in my comment. With that being said, who in their right mind would risk being told ” I’m glad you showed up, We’re short and we need you to fill in.”
@ Shelby: You did the right thing. You just can’t take threats with a grain of sand these days. Who knows what is lurking behind that little black door in your mind that say “DO NOT OPEN!” People open that door all the time.
The most I say on fb about my job is it either sucked or it was a good night. I work customer service, it usually sucks. If people ask, they usually text me whats wrong and I tell them. I don’t make threats towards anyone on fb.
What part of ‘Hey, I’ll go into work even though I don’t know when I’m working and buy some food, thereby exposing myself to a possible thrashing by my boss, who is no doubt going to be pissed off if i AM working today, and then i’ll post about it on facebook, even though it’s probably going to be an extremely bad idea’ made sense to Matt?
Oh dear…. A name like “Salmon Mousse” tends to infer that either you yourself are a culinary queen (female or gay) and thus familiar with the inner mechanisms of “Sandwich Making” or that you are truly knowledgable about the nuances of the colour spectrum (English spelling, btw), knowing the difference between “salmon” and just plain orange/peach, which would also infer the you yourself are something other than male.
I figured I’d make the above assumption based on cliches, since you seem so prone to do the same.
I want to know what kind of “friend” would turn poor Matt in. That’s who I would stab, the fucker who told his boss. Lamebook is driven by lame Fb stuff but really it’s lame “friends” who post the lame stuff to Lamebook.
It’s not like the boss really needed the FB posting reason to fire Matt – and in seeing Matt’s warped slew on reality (getting offended when HE fubar’d work) – we could probably easily and just as safely assume he’s full of crap and got fired for … not showing up to work.
Or option three, it just means I’v watched Monty Python’s Meaning of Life . I’d say the colour Salmon was more pink then orange or peach, though I’m not quite sure how knowing a colour exists implies that I’m homosexual.
Anyway, I made a lame (unfunny) joke at the expense of woman kind; I apologies if you were offended. Next time I’l make a joke about men to balances the scales a little.
I agree that when you are “off the clock” you should be free to do what you want(within the law) without fear of repercussions from work. However, the whole point is Matt was meant to be on the clock. He was scheduled to work and did not show up. That alone would be reason enough to get fired.
Moreover, he threatened a manager. Whether he was joking or not, no manager would like an employee who would happily dole out joking death threats.
I do agree, that the friend who dobbed him in was an asshole.
@salmon mousse – Apology accepted. I guess I wasn’t really offended, just jumping on a soap box. I’m off now. Also, I was countering your cliche with one of my own, not necessarily implying you are gay. Anyone who watches – and loves – good ol’ Monty deserves respect in my book! So…. Respect!
and yes @ I love malt you do get some love cos I figured malteaser was a chick after i saw her post where she said
” OMG I have a fan <3 " this is something only a chick would say IMO. although she could be one of those hermaphrodite chicks with dicks.