I spent the last 20 minutes reading the Lamebook posts and comments from the past week. It turns out there was a great Tesla post, MsAnneThrope called some people cunts, and now I’m caught up on the news.
Lose the weight and you’ll get better boyfriends, and not be so bitter all the time. I know it’s hard watching your friends get guys up and approach them all the time and they act like you’re invisible. You can cockblock the guys hitting on your friends, you can sit here and call us cunts, or you can do something to change your situation and be happier.
You two need to get a room and just have at it! The sexual tension between you two oozes off these pages. MsAnne, don’t forget the strap on–black, at least 9″–otherwise you’re going to have one pouty Berk on your hands the whole time. And all oils need to be peanut free.
“I tried to show off by relaying an occasion when I was quite clearly being a sexual offender, and now I’m trying to distance myself from it.” <- is much closer to what you should say.
you just look clumsy as fuck.
I never make sense… Maybe I’ve given you more credit than you deserve
So everything posted by you and other people here are only ever literally factual?. No one posts anything for allegory, irony, sarcasm, or satire?. You suck the fun out of everything except the things that might actually make you ease up a little.