Yep… David Simmons… If you search Marcus pembrook you get people sharing davids photo and you can click in his name. His status is something like “wtf I have 500 friend requests and 50 messages from people not on my friends list!” we’ll, you DID tell people to share your photo…
Why doesn’t he just sell the car? It should still have some value and I’m sure he’d be able to sell it to some other pink-loving idiot. If shes the kind of person to be so devastated by the destruction of some material bullshit then he was probably best off out of that relationship anyway.
Men need to get this through their thick skulls: monogamy is not natural. Your woman, in 99.9% of relationships, IS cheating, or at least WILL cheat. His reaction of rage and shaking and heart pounding made my eyes roll. I am not a bitter, angry forever aloner. I’m a realist. She cheats and you should too. Just try to enjoy life without trying to own your significant other’s genitals.
In principle you may have a point christopherlovet, but when the paternity of a child becomes in dispute and it’s your best mate and it’s been 18 FUCKING months!!! Then i think you have to draw the conclusion that the relationship you are in is a sham and turning the other cheek wouldn’t make you a realist but would make you douchebag.
I’m inclined to believe it is real simply on the strength of the profile pic alone.
My bestie has come up with a Facebook Relationship Breakup Theory and one of the stages that marital destruction ALWAYS follows is when the relationship is over, the offended party will change their profile pic to a cute shot of their kids.
There’s other phases as well, but fuck you people.
For those that can’t figure out how to (easily) get to his page:
Hi everyone Thanks so much for all of the messages and support I’ve been sat here completely overwhelmed! Cass has seen the pic of her car flying about and has gone mental I have had her ringing my phone screaming at me, I don’t care if she sees this either. I have turned comments off until tomorrow had enough of facebook for one day, I’ve booked a few days off work cracked open a beer and I’m going to play a bit of poker. If you play add (removed) – (removed) anyway again thanks for the messages, still in a bit of shock at the moment its been a mad few days not sure what I’ll do with the car yet!Catch you all tomorrow I’ll turn comments back on!
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I’m probably the only person that thinks that this was interesting, but not to the point of having to find him on facebook- let alone friending some baker on the other side of the world just because he missed the breakdown signs of his relationship.
Whoever said that 99% of all women cheat is probably a nagger, unemployed, doesn’t have a car or his own apartment to speak of, and just sits around on someone’s couch in his wifebeater vest getting high all day. Get your act togehter, bro.
How about you quit being a blithering moron? How does your wife get away with having sex with your best friend for a YEAR and a HALF without you suspecting ANYTHING? And why in gods name would she apologize? If she’s been doing it that long then she’s pretty aware of what she’s doing and not going to suddenly feel remorse. I call complete bullshit.
Getting back at your cheating ex: You’re doing it right.
As for the car: I know I’m 8 months late to this post, so I’m sure it has been obliterated. However, I personally am really hoping that the car was destroyed in a slow, painful manner.