When i finally left Jesus camp i felt all Glory in my holey.
Jesus turned out fine did he?! He grew up to be a revolutionary firebrand intent on sowing discord and causing as much upheaval as possible. If he were alive today he would be a Burberry baseball cap wearing Asbo scrat.
God obviously LOVES gays, look how many he has working in the church for him.
Fuck doesn’t ‘stand for’ anything. It’s most likely from Dutch, German or one of the Scandinavian languages. Why do people believe these stupid etymology stories that are so obviously made up after the word’s been in use for aaages?
Did you know that Queen Victoria was the first person to use the word Cunt? She used to call it her “cunny” for Prince Albert. They would then say, “oh I feel like a cunt” over the 20 ft dinner table and no one knew what they meant. She *was* rather uptight. But not with her cunny.
Did you know that the word ‘pussy’ first came to be applied to female genitalia because it was common knowledge in Britain in the 1820s that the Prince Regent, later to become King George IV, would violate the palace cats when he couldn’t be arsed to go out and hire a prostitute?
I don’t want to start a fucking stupid massive Lamebook argument, but if you don’t want this mosque to be built BLOCKS AWAY from Ground Zero, good job on taking the message ‘be intolerant to all Muslims’ from 9/11.
If you want to flame me for this comment, I’ll be over in the corner, jacking off over my sheer ignorance of world events and religion.
Christian teens fuck like bunnies, don’t kid yourself. So the camp counselor is teaching young people not to masturbate, but yet have no problem overcharging parents to send their kids to this snake handling racket.
Oh and how hard is it to download a toolbar spellchecker?
Also, since Bryce chose to scream his status via all caps and excessive usage of exclamation points, I’m going to assume he is actually being sarcastic. Kinda makes more sense if you read it that way huh?
beckpatton, maybe on the same day that people learn that someone with different religious views to you does not = someone to hate and ridicule, and those crappy spoof movies do not = a good way to spend ten dollars and an hour and a half, and the sooner you learn that the sooner they’ll stop making those goddamn crappy spoof movies for Christ’s sake!
@ 21 Pseudonym – no Queen Victoria wasn’t the first person to use the word cunt! It’s an oooold Anglo-Saxon word, was Chaucer was already using it in the 1300s – it’s in the Canterbury Tales (The Miller’s Tale, line 3276) “And prively he caughte hire by the queynte” which basically means that ‘in private he grabbed her cunt’.
I think if you’ll read the whole thread of comments, you’ll realise that Pseudonym was joking. Of course Queen Victoria wasn’t the first person to say cunt (in fact, I doubt she said it at all). We all know that, just as we (nearly) all know that fuck isn’t some sort of acronym. I said that I couldn’t believe that people fell for these made up etymologies, so Pseudonym made up an etymology for comic effect.