my friend’s aunt makes $88/hr on the computer. She has been fired for 10 months but last month her pay check was $13979 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read more on this site CashLazy.com
No they do not..”poop” (you child) they simply use all in taken calories to rejuvenate their dying skin. Theyve managed to perfect their food intake so that they only eat as much as they need. Idiot. Course they don’t fucking poop.
That maybe so, but I’m sure he didn’t write “7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)”
“Plus, if we look at zombies as a species, they are pretty much designed for failure. Their main form of reproduction is also their only source of food and their top predator. If they want to eat or reproduce, they have to go toe to toe with their number one predator every single time. That’s like having to fight a lion every time you to want to have sex or make a sandwich. Actually, it’s worse than that: Most top predators are only armed with teeth and claws, meaning they have to put themselves in harm’s way to score a kill. Humans have rifles.”
You’re so right, it really looks like the writers of cracked.com found a random facebook status to put in their article and then elaborate before and after the guy’s quote.
And I’m sure that since this article was wrote in 2010, lamebook has been sitting on this beauty for 2 years.
ugh I hate when assholes post without attribution. There is a girl on my friend list who always posts these witty little one-liners and gets 78 likes and 14 comments saying “haha gurl you so funny!” – I used to be one of those “likes” until one of her lines sounded vaguely familiar. 30 seconds of googling her past several statuses made it clear that she is a flagrant parasite of internet witticisms.
Sorry you had to read all of that. But it really bothers me. Not enough to “out” her, but enough to type an inordinately long comment on Lamebook.
No I am far too passive-aggressive for that, but I just might start a psychological campaign against her where I respond to every status with another unattributed quote by the person or from the book or website. Sort of like a “you know and I know but your secret is safe with me, bitch. kinda.”
I know this is irrelevant to this post in some ways, well, in a way that it isn’t relevant to the actual Lamebook post, but I’ve signed up for an equally pathetic reason – I want to observe and occasionally irritate that Flames fellow (sub ‘fellow’ for ‘aserbic cretin’).
So, basically, I’ve joined to become an anonymous, passive-aggressive cyber bully.