Thursday, February 11, 2010

Decisions… Decisions…

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  1. Does Rollo “Eat Fresh”?

  2. “C&nt puncher”? Really? Ugh. Yeah, I’m gettin in line to be one of his biatches. Gag.

  3. Seen the 3rd one before, on J Doosh Bagg’s page(that’s the girls behind Jason’s Monster Fail – now sadly no longer on this site, but the memories live on)

  4. #4 Is that on his shoulder, like, where everyone can see it? I hope he lives to regret that one. There’s something about the blood splatters that freaks me out a bit (a lot). And (finally), is that more blood, or is it a circle of tiny red sperm around the fist?

  5. RE: 2nd Photo

    ‘Pants on the ground, pants on the gorund, you looking like a fool with your pants on the ground’

  6. Sigh. Fake as usual

    Google the “I’m awsome” one

    http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&rlz=1B3GGGL_enGB301GB302&um=1&sa=1&q=im+awsome&btnG=Search&aq=f&oq=&start=0

    Lame.

  7. @ Hobbes – Are you implying that the Jason’s Monster Fail was fake?

  8. what the hell, still, find this amusing.
    i’d probably kill myself if someone spelt my ink wrong.
    and c*nt puncher?? oh dear…

  9. Looks like no.4 is a thigh to me, a thigh with cellulite. Statistically women are the ones who suffer most from cellulite, does this make no.4 an angry cunt punching lesbian??

  10. My vote’s on red sperm. I guess he’s used to getting sloppy seconds and wanted to advertise the fact? So classy, especially given that she seems to have the painters in.

    Mmm-mmm. How can women resist him?

  11. Looks like no.4 is a thigh to me, a thigh with cellulite. Statistically women are the ones who suffer most from cellulite, does this make no.4 an angry c*nt punching lesbian??

  12. #4 is probably now just sitting back and waiting for the pussy to start rolling in, with a tat like that.

  13. #4 is on someone’s upper thigh. i think it might be a female upper thigh.

  14. sorry llayma, i didn’t spot your post.

  15. These were all ripped off from Huffington Post’s worst tattoos and uglytattoos.com. They are fakes.

  16. im the angela from jasons monster fail… ;) chip i think hobbes said he saw the tatoo on the facebook page.. not that its fake.. ;) i didnt put the photo there but im sure one of the followers did. we were sad to see JMF fall off of LB… but oh well… it lives on through us & our FB “dedication” page LOL

  17. @chip… No,not at all. Nothing as epic as that could ever be planned. No, I’m saying that the girls mentioned by Jason (angela & sabrina) set up a page in homage(sort of) to Jason’s Monster Fail (which is J Doosh Bagg), and that this pic was posted on their wall. It is from ugliest-tattoos.com and probably half a dozen other sites too. (I think it was posted in reference to the great Jason’s clit-fisting activities)

  18. @Blue Smarties That does look like sperm.

    I’m still wondering how one punches a c%&t? Is this physical, or a metaphor? Either way, does not sound pleasant.

  19. oops, the first was waiting moderation. Disregard.

  20. @eenerbl: I think that’s one of those thoughts that has ‘don’t go there’ written all over it… But if you do, try googling ‘fisting’. I think that’s close enough for jazz…

    Which may well tie in nicely with Iilayma @ 10… Yes, she is.

    Urgh.

  21. at least Ryan remembered the apostrophe.

  22. Should not have asked, and I was right, not pleasant.

  23. Oh yeah, it’s a leg – I can see it now. The cellulite was confusing me there.
    #2 – fake or no, he needs to get some better pants

  24. the last is definitely on a chick. does that make it a tad less vile?

  25. I think it makes it worse, in some way.

  26. these people are about to get a visit from the C*nt puncher.

  27. yea, just let me get my wallet…..POW! Right in the puss puss…….Cunt Puncher strikes again!

  28. h8 to burst ur bubble guys and girls but #4 is someones side…..u can actually see their belt tightly attached at the bottom of the pic……so obviously some speckle sided man

  29. C*nt Puncher is a Band!
    this is actually not the first time I have seen someone with this tattoo the first was at a convention on a woman

  30. @angelilylee: Regardless of whether it’s on a bloke’s side or a woman’s thigh, it’s still a repulsive tattoo and whoever wanted it (plus the person who did the inking) should be strapped down and find themselves on the receiving end. If they don’t have the necessary orifice, the closest one will suffice.

    BTW, sorry eenerbl; you did ask though…

  31. @blue smarties, considering it’s a band name, that’s like saying every anthrax fan is a terrorist!

  32. New candidate for worst band ever (admittedly, I’ve never heard their music, but I’m making a wild guess that it’s shit!)?

  33. Is the top guy wearing a dressing gown with jeans???

  34. In light of potential new information (what a hideous band name – I can’t check on google @ work either as the ‘naughty words filter’ goes spastic), I will revise my previous statement. Thanks for the tip BruisePristine, though I would imagine a tattoo of ‘Anthrax’ is considerably less offensive than this band name.

    “Regardless of whether it’s on a bloke’s side or a woman’s thigh, it’s still a repulsive tattoo and whoever wanted it (plus the person who did the inking) should be strapped down and find themselves on the receiving end, while listening to the music of the band at high volume. If they don’t have the necessary orifice, the closest one will suffice.”

    IMHO, of course.

  35. @gingivitis well that depends on if you like hardcore german death metal? they’re not my thing.
    @blue smarties, lmao love the revision

  36. I don’t know who is worst ,the Cunt Puncher or The Subway douche.

  37. I don’t know who is worst , The C**t Puncher or The Subway Douche.

  38. Pahaha i know the subway guy! this is hilarious!

  39. Worst tattoos ever XD
    I think every single one of these people are going to regret these. The Subway and spelling mistake tattoos speak for themselves, but I’m assuming not only will ‘The C*nt Puncher’ be left with an awful tattoo, he also won’t be getting many of the things he oh so loves to ‘punch’.

    ANd one question… who the f*** calls it ‘punching’?

  40. I should probably read the other comments before posting, to save looking like a tit.

    Dang.

  41. haha, is it sad that I recognized #1? i know its been said, but yeah that one is fake. and sadly, i’ve seen it before.

  42. hobbes- that was me that posted it on to the facebook page of jason fail! I was having a look at weird tats on tinternet, and found this and reminded me of jasons sexual preferances! lol! i feel famous! lol… (yes- i lead a sad and lonely life!) x

  43. #1 eenerbl = Win.

    Misspelled tattoos are lame.

  44. the first guy should have just gotten a tattoo that said “I’m a tool.” That would have been more accurate.

  45. @LiamSutty.. I think it’s a snuggie lol

  46. A friend of mine who is a tattoist has seen c*unt puncher tattooed on a guy’s c*ck. Like seriously what kind of girl would find that attractive?!

  47. The cellulite on #4 is making me queasy. Urrghghh

  48. Number 4.. really?? And even so, I can’t believe they had the hand covered in blood!! Ouch??

  49. re 15 – I can’t find Angela and Sabrina’s FB ‘dedication’ page, and I must! Can anyone help? Never have I enjoyed anything as much as JMF in all my years on the web. Angela & Sabrina, I salute you xox

  50. Thanks beckyboo, I was going to ask if he had a $5 foot long, but opted against it. That would do doubt have lead into a dick comparison, and we’ve already been there this week.

  51. @aquawoman search for J Doosh Bagg (people not group/pages) and they will add you as friend

  52. aquarwoman – do as hobbes suggested.. or try this www dot facebook dot com / jdooshbag that should get ya there.

    love that we still get talked about randomly.. lol talk about feeling famous.. ;)

  53. hmmm

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