I once got pooped on, on the shoulder, while walking to my final in high school. I wish it would’ve hit skin, so that I could wipe/wash it off and go on with my day without a white reminder of the morning. A reminder that the world could see and know what it was. A reminder that tasted oddly of cheese puffs and blueberries.
I’ve e-mailed Cheetos numerous times about how amazing a flavor combination that ended up being, but they have not responded, nor released this new product in the past 10 years .
Apparently Mitch has a problem with drinking and driving and had to have the breathalyzer installed on his car. If he can’t be responsible enough not to drink before going to work, how the hell has he managed to raise a kid?
At first I thought “my car won’t start” meant that he was actually being somewhat responsible and didn’t want to drive while drunk. But now I’m 100% convinced that you’re right… it must not be actually starting, because he’s over the limit.
I learn something new every day too, Kirbby. For instance, today I learned that there are dipshits on this planet who would actually give their kid a name like Kirbby. And apparently the old adage about the apple not falling far from the tree is true too.
I am curious about this pregnant lesbian. Sounds kinda like a girl I used to know. Last time I saw her she was living with her girlfriend, now she’s all knocked up. Not that surprising really, most academics in the field of human sexuality agree that it’s much more of a spectrum, very few people are 100% gay or straight.
Also this girl was not particularly prone to violence, but if it was in self-defense she would kick your damn butt and not be afraid to use weapons.
I doubt that it refers to her, but the guy sounds like a douche so I’m guessing he was provoking the ‘pregnant lesbian’ in some way. Never provoke a pregnant woman, lesbian or not.
Why Sasha Grey? What makes her so special? She is not any different from Random Slut #56 and she doesn’t do the really kinky stuff (or so I heard) like interracial shemale midget amputee pegging or something… I don’t understand..
Mitch = fucktard.
Kirbby = fucktard
Josh = I’m not even sure what he equals. Where the hell are the details?
Anna=that must have been the worst shit ever LOL!
Karla=I’d probably kill the fish too.
Martin=fucktard with a good reference.
mm, I’d be able to agree with you slightly more if you were talking about a real country i.e. not “Canadia”. It’s people like you saying things like that that make people think contrary to your opinion that Canada is crap in comparison to a country like the US. In all fairness…
Lmao. Only people from crappy countries think that? Mmm. I see. So that’s why the Americans nearly rip their throats out at all the Olympics. Or that’s why you guys got so defensive when you lost the biggest hockey match of the century.
Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe you’re right and your country is so great, you shouldn’t have to care what anyone else thinks. Just keep your hands on your chests and your guns on your holsters until the Chinese overflow all corners of the earth. Who cares right? You guys certainly shouldn’t.
By the way, hockey is that game where you skate on ice (frozen water) and try to get this black, plastic disc into a rectangular shaped area netted off called a goal. Using wooden or fibreglass sticks shaped into something resembling an “L”. You know that team that can’t even fill half an arena, the Atlanta Thrashers? Like those guys.
AHHH Olympic Hockey… Whatever… What I know is that my son’s hockey team went TO Canada, played against all Canadian teams and WHOOPED some Canadian ASS! Took the Championship right on back to the Good ole U.S. of A! Now that’s hockey..
thank you rockso, it’s not so much that i lack a sense of humour, it’s more that i’m chuckling to myself at the sheer stupidity of a person I’ve now learnt is American, what a surprise… you and your geographical skills really do overwhelm me. Congratulations for still calling it Canadia; maybe it’s just me and my lack of an american sense of humour, but i didn’t really laugh at that…
I’ve never heard of this “hockey” crap. I think I once saw something on tv where two guys were dressed like padded ice soldiers. They started punching each other then hugging and kissing. It’s probably that. I’m sure Canadia is really crappy at hockey anyway. It’s a pretty crap country. Where are you guys from anyway?
@ohhelllnaw – Your son’s hockey team probably defeated the Canadian teams because the programs in the United States are copying those of Hockey Canada. So it isn’t as much as the Good ole U.S. of A as it is Good ole Canadian Hockey Tactics Wearing Jerseys That Have Stars And Stripes On Them.
@Walter – You should consider going into stand-up. The only problem is that the top comedians in the world all perform in Montreal. So you wouldn’t make it very far. But then again, at least there’s no risk of injuring yourself, seeing how it must cost like thirty bucks for a band-aid in the Good Ole U.S. of A. I wonder how much it must cost for stitches, damn.
Better make sure not to pace back and forth too much on stage.
So maybe I didn’t know that Canadiaians were from Canada and not Canadia but at least I don’t say dumb shit like “you wouldn’t make it very far as a stand up comedian because all the top stand up comedians may or may not perform in Montreal at some point in their careers.” You idiot.
And by the way, I am American…… South American. I’m from British Columbia.
@Alifus it’s make no reference to how old his “son” is; for all we know he could be 16 or 17 and perfectly capable of making his own way to school. But yeah, I wouldn’t mind putting her in a room without food for four days…
Most of the other Americans I know didn’t think we would really do anything in the Olympics hockey-wise. We generally seem to think it’s terrific that we beat Canada once and went to OT for the gold with them. I mean, Canada did invent the sport, right? Wouldn’t that be more of an indictment agaisnt Canada then, that it took them overtime to go .500 against the USA?
Also, you say that “Your son’s hockey team probably defeated the Canadian teams because the programs in the United States are copying those of Hockey Canada. So it isn’t as much as the Good ole U.S. of A as it is Good ole Canadian Hockey Tactics Wearing Jerseys That Have Stars And Stripes On Them.”
I would assume that the Canadian teams use the Hockey Canada program also, correct? So, if they both use the same programs, and the only difference is that one group is Canadian, and the other is American, wouldn’t that mean it was the “Good ole U.S. of A”? Clearly with training and tactics the same, the youth hockey players of America are better.
I actually don’t really have a problem with Canadia. I just thought it would be funny to give Canadians a hard time because they never really get attention. But I didn’t expect anybody to waste their time responding to me calling Canadia crappy.
But it is interesting that people respond with things like:
1. Americans are ignorant because Walter likes to call Canada “Canadia.” (Anybody of average intelligence should have been able to tell that was part of the insult.)
2. WMD’s (Ummm….ok. Who cares anymore? Why not bring up Monica Lewinsky while you’re at it? Nobody cares anymore.)
3. Hockey. (Again, who cares?)
4. Stand up comedians who perform in Montreal. ( Seriously??????)
Why don’t talk about the natural beauty of Canada? Or how the people are friendly and forward-thinking? Or how it’s a safe and wonderful place to live. Or ANYTHING positive about the place (hockey doesn’t count, because seriously, nobody cares).
@ Shipoopi – You said that “I would assume that the Canadian teams use the Hockey Canada program also, correct? So, if they both use the same programs, and the only difference is that one group is Canadian, and the other is American, wouldn’t that mean it was the “Good ole U.S. of A”? Clearly with training and tactics the same, the youth hockey players of America are better. ”
They won one year, so it makes them better all around. Okay. I like your logic. They’re catching up, or caught up already, because of the program.
@Walter – I thought being idiots was the point of this conversation. I mean, Jesus, we’re discussing this on a website about Facebook, not even Facebook itself. I think somebody took it a little far. I don’t have any problems with America. I agree with Dang It.
As for Hockey, I think you underestimate the amount of enthusiasm about it in Canada. I know the Americans like baseball and football, and they get pretty enthusiastic about it, but it’s nothing like Canada and hockey. When people say it’s a cult, they aren’t kidding. That isn’t true for some of Canada. But most places where I’ve been (Toronto, Montreal, Ottawa, and even effing Winnipeg who doesn’t even have a team anymore, all of the Maritimes, Vancouver, little towns scattered around Ontario) are nuts about it.